APR 05/14 11:09 PM (FOR APR 04/14)

I layed around the house all day. Too bad I'm not a porn star, then I could get layed around the house all day. I decided to be a big spender and bought a Greco party pizza. The seven peices I had were some frigging good, BURRRRP, please excuse me. After that I took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.