MAY 21/15 11:35 PM

I wasn't too lively today. I tripped over the vacuum cleaner around 5:30 or 6:00 am. I then slept in to about noon (not waking up in time to send Shaggy for his haircut). I took the day off from the cardio gym and played a lot on the puter. My land lord fired up the barbeque, cooking me a steak and seven sausages. He also made a salad and cooked some French fries. I could only eat the salad, half the steak and four sausages. I think I'm off to take a power dump and a shower.