MAY 17 2018 11:18 PM

I didn't feel too good today and almost went to the emergency room. I decided to wait for another day because I had to make sure Shaggy got to and back from his haircut. I thought it would be strange if my lazy lardass nephew could find the energy to get up and take his own dog to the car then bring him in when his haircut is done. Oh well I didn't have a lot to do for four hours and waited in the porch while he slept away. Later I took a nap then relaxed in the throne for a massive poop.