JUL 05/065:56 AM

It's a dark looking day in metro Moncton. It might be because the sun hasn't come up yet. I think it's going to be a nice day. I just weighed in at 243 pounds which is my goal for next Sunday. Yesterday myself and Fat Joe had a barbeque. The steak, potatoes, and fake beer sure were good. I was full when we were done. Buuuuuurrrrp, excuse me. I feal bad. I booted Fat Joe's arse 4 games in a row at crib. That'll learn him. Never mess with a lean mean crib playing machine. Yo, Joe, don't forget to polish up the trophy before you hand it over. I'm off to find some breakfast.