AUG 05/06 12:05 PM

It's a lovely day in the neighbourhood. Or at least it was til 5 minutes ago. My scale just told me I weigh 250 pounds. I hope that Son Of A Walmart Bitch isn't lying to me. Actually, it looks like I have a mild case of edema. I wish it was a small case of beer instead. Last night Jay Spook kicked my arse at crib again. The lucky little bugger only wins by a couple of points and always gets to count first. I think he is in cahoots with Audrey, the Pogo crib voice lady. I have to go for a bike pedal. Maybe I'll fall off my bike into the beer store. Well, just like a top hat in a movie theater, I'm off.