MAR 03/11 11:03 PM

I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. Later I ent on a combination bank/beer/Burger King run, but it was so cold out I only made it as far as the bank before returning home. Right now I'm eating an imaginary Whopper and sipping on an imaginary beer. I might as well as go all the way and imagine I'm at the Playboy Mansion doing it. I'm off to watch some tv with some real beer and Burger King commercials.