APR 22/2010 11:52 PM

I got out five times today. Three of the trips were taking the dog for a walk. One as a small beer run. Another was a trip to buy light bulbs and terlit paper. I found out why the last roll of terlit paper lasted so long, especially in the dark. My toupee somehow turned brown. Hee hee, just kidding. Actually it was my hat. Just kidding again. It was neither. I'm off to atch some tv before I end up changing my name to Joe King.