MAR 04/09 11:55 PM

Happy Parade Day! March forth, hee hee. We got a poopload of snow. I took the dog for a couple of walks and got quite tired and out of breath both times so I took an extra water pill and slept on the couch most of the day. I came to the girl next door's rescue when she got her minivan stuck in the snow. It felt good to help a damsel in distress. I cooked up some linguine and macaroni between naps. I also found a blueberry pie in the fridge which I ate half of. Such is the day in the life of a rich sofisticated playboy. I think I'll march forth to the bathroom and take a whiz.