MAR 31/06 9:27 AM

It looks like another nice day in the neighbourhood. I'm an the wagon for a month (possibly 3 or 4 days) starting tomorrow so I won't pedal to the beverage store. My bowling team took 6 points last night even though that little ankle biter, Chrissy, kicked my royal ass. It wouldn't be so bad except she kicked my ass with my foot. At one point I had an idea and imagioned the golie for The Montreal Canadiens was in front of the pins. Whoopie.......A strike!!!!! I gotta finally do those dishes and put the brew on I was supposed to do a couple days ago. It's time to harvest this couch potato.

MAR 30/0611:57

It's another nice day and I'm partially hung over. The steak and Golden Nut went down some good last night. Yesterday I went pedalling and realized tha bike is harder to pedal with the extra 10 pounds I put on this winter. I think I'm going on a diet. At least diet til dinner time. I spent yesterday trying to cut red tape that wasn't there and now my business is up and running. I'm allowed to sell lots of birdhouses without frigging up my disability benefits. It's a great fealing to be able to be able to do something useful again. Look out birds of Moncton, quality housing is on the way.

MAR 29/06 10:46 AM

I didn't get paid yesterday, so as a result, nothing goT done. Myself and my brother did make it to the beverage store. We had a barbeque and I ended up being poopeyed. I'll get paid today but I somehow lack the enthusiasm I had yesterday. I somehow think I'll get very little accomplished today. I'm going for a nap.

MAR 28/06 12:28 PM

It looks like a nice day outside. I still haven't done the dishes but the beverage shop is open and today is pay day. There is a bank machine right next to the beverage shop. I can haul my empties to Gorber's redemption center, take some money from the bank machine, accidently wander into the beverage shop and purchase some brew just to be polite, stop by the club and pick up my membership card, then go to Deluxe for a cheeseburger platter all in one round trip. I'm getting tired just thinking of all that pedalling. I might have to go for a nap. If my scheme works well I can sip while making a new batch of brew and do the dishes at the same time. For this plan to work properly I have to haul my lazy ass away from the puter for a few hours. That might take an effort.

MAR 27/06 2:16 PM

Today is a productive day so far. I pedalled to the food bank then placed my first order for my home based business. If all goes well I'll be making a deposit at the food bank next month instead of a withdrawal. This living in poverty has got to come to an end. I'm sure glad I get paid tomorrow. It'll feal good to have money in the bank for a few hours. Now that I'm all fired up I think it's time to go do some dishes and put on a new batch of brew commemborate, comemerate, cremate..........To mark the occasion, dammit. Well, just like Anne of Bowling's head, I'm off.

MAR 26/06 8:27 AM

It's a nice looking day in sunny downtown Mushqueville. I still haven't got my cheesburger platter yet and may go on a mission later. It's only nine months til boxing day and I have a brand new credit just waiting for the big day. I'd better go do the dishes before they start attracting seagulls.

MAR 25/06 9:41 PM

It's only nine months til Christmas. I'd better get moving. I have gifts to buy and wrapping to do. I'm not too lively as a result of last night's sipping marathon and was an unharvested couch potato most of the day. Yesterday I hiked down to the beverage store on Main Street and purchased a vintage November 2006 bottle of Golden Nut. A fine brew like that has to be consumed in one sitting to be fully depreciated. I never did get my cheesburger platter yesterday because I goofed around and finally got to Deluxe about a half hour after closing. I thought about going today but I just lacked the motivation to haul my lazy ass that far. I'm going watch some TV.

MAR 24/06 10:09 AM

Holy Hannah. That brew is noisily bubbling in the kitchen. That will be a kickass brew in another two months. It is a nice and sunny day here in Mushqueville (Moncton). Buddy is looking at the screen as I type to make sure my typos are kept to a mininum. I think it will be a great day for a Deluxe cheeseburger platter and I'm fasting until noon in preparation for the festivities. I gotta go do some dishes then load up the mp3 player before going for a walk and a nap. Merry Christmas to one and all. (It's only nine months away).

Even that watered down American beer makes a great gift idea if the can's big enough.

MAR 23/06 11:03 AM

It's a lovely day in the neighbourhood. Buddy is singing away and banging his beak on his bell. If he's ringing for room service I have news for him. This ain't no bed and breakfast. I just finished my 3rd mug of coffee and I am wired for sound. I would go take a nap if I could but I will compromise and go for a pee instead.

MAR 22/06 1:46 PM

It looks like a nice day outside. I think I'll have to go for a hike after I do a few updates around the web. My generic version of Mike's Hard Lemonade is almost gone. It might make good dish soap with it's lemony fragrance. I'm going to put a batch of coffee brew on later this afternoon. I hate to be Russian but I really Moscow.

MAR 21/06 6:29 AM

Here it is 6:29 AM on the first full day of spring. Rockin Ron is cutting wood with that noisy chainsaw again. Oh geeze, I think the motor just backfired. Time for some room spray. I feal that a bottle of Fireball is in order to commermenate, commermate, cremate (aww frig it, I give up) mark the first day of spring. I'm going to check my e-mail then eat breakfast.

MAR 20/06 6:31 AM

It's 6:33 AM and I'm awake not to be confused with being awake all night. I was in bed, In my case the couch, before midnight last night. I watched tv and dozed off watching the Drew Carey show. I feal better today than I did yesterday and staying clear of the laboratory except maybe to put a batch or two on.

MAR 19/06 1:18 PM

I'm not too lively today. I think I may have inhaled too many beverages last night and or early this morning. I'm going to have breakfast then go for a nap.

Mar 18/06 1:27 AM

Here it is 1:27 AM and I'm getting drunker than a fart. Rockin Ron can't drink my brew. Oh well, more for me. I'm playing old 70's tunes here. Will I wake Rockin Ron up if I crank up the subwoofers? My landlord lives down stairs. He is out of town for 3 days. I wan't to rock. I am a woosyass. Frig that.....I'm cranking up the subwoofers. I'm not dead yet. If a person can rock.......I can roll.

MAR 17/06 1:09 PM

It's almost Christmas again. I have been good all year so far this year except for when I'm awake. Merry Christmas to one and all. Happy Saint Patrick's Day, too.

MAR 16/06 5:41 PM

Not much new is happening here. I got poopeyed Tuesday night and forgot to put out the garbage again. Today I hooked up a cordless phone for my mother. I'm just drying off from taking a shower. Hopefully tonight will be a good night for bowling.

MAR 15/06 10:39 PM

There, it's Wednesday again. I had a doctor appointment today. The blood pressure is good and the doctor seamed quite happy with me. After that I was off to the hospital for blood tests. I was supposed to get blood tests in August but I have a bad habit of always putting things off til later. That does it, I'm quitting my procrastination problem TOMORROW.

MAR 15/06 10:35 PM

Oops, I forgot to write Monday's diary entry. I'll pretend it's Monday now. We went to Woodstock to get the car fixed. Now it won't have kids. Hee hee. I really like the car they loaned us while the work was getting done. It was a Sebring and it drove some nice. I can't wait til I win the lottery so I can buy one.

MAR 14/06 6:10 AM

• It's 6:10 am and I've been up since 5 am. I'm playing with the cats with the laser pointer. They love that toy and can't get enough of it. Yesterday Galpal and myself went to Woodstock. We had dinner at Pizza Delight on Connell St. I ate til I was full. I'm packing my bags and heading home later today. I'm going for a nap.

MAR 12/06 9:46 AM

It's a great looking day here in sunny downtown Taterland. The birds are chirping, the cats are driving me bonkers, breakfast is cooking, the cats are driving me bonkers, the sun is shining, and you know what?, the cats are driving me bonkers. I,m getting ready to go to church. I don't want to get there too late for fear of not getting my favourite seat, back row center. The people up in Knowlesville always seam to leave that seat empty for me. Being the religious folks they are they sit closer up front. I like to think I have my VIP seat always reserved.

MAR 11/06 7:11 AM

Here it is 7:11 AM in sunny downtown Taterland. Two out of 4 cats here are after me to play with them with the lazer pointer. Aries Blue just broke out some rectal gas. Oh gees, I hope somebody opens up the window soon.

MAR 10/06 9:00 AM

I can't beleive I'm up this early for getting to bed after 6 AM. I'm off to Taterland today. I'm just filling up the mp3 player and looking for extra batteries. I think I might go cook up some popcorn sprinkled with garlic powder so I can breath on Ashtray Al, the smoker who always waits til the last second to get on the bus and sit directly in front of me. Hee hee. I'd better go and finish packing.

MAR 09/06 8:59 AM

I feal a lot better today than I did yesterday. I guess I'll stay from the coffee brew for a while. Today I'm going to put in my first order from the USA. I'm really curious if I'm going to be able to turn a profit with the American/Canadian exchange rate, shipping, taxes, and customs prices tacked on. Ithink I'd better go get breakfast.

MAR 08/06 8:44 PM

I just got back from the laundrymat. I think it's going to snow tonight judging by the light powder on the ground. I'm hungover again and am going on the wagon for two weeks.

MAR 07/06 1:56 PM

I'm hungover but my hand doesn't hurt today. I guess the 12 ounce beverage lifting marathon last night must have done it a lot of good. I have to go find something to eat and possibly even do the dishes.

MAR 06/06 12:49 PM

Here it is March 6th already. I'm having a bit of a hard time typing today. I slipped on the black ice last night going to Deluxe. I skinned a couple of knuckles and got a bruise on my typing hand. I have a small problem here. I can't find my brew mug. I got poopeyed the night before last and set it down somewhere. It will show up if I get thirsty enough.

MAR 05/06 12:41 PM

I am very hungover today. The coffee brew I inhaled last night really kicks ass. I drank almost a dollar worth of it. I fell asleep and left the puter on autopilot. I'm off to Deluxe. Their cheeseburger platters are still on sale for $2.99 and I need food.

MAR 04/06 2:50 PM

It's Saturday again. I'm sitting here doing what I do best. That special talent is called waiting. I've been waiting here for about 4 hours now because I was told I'd get something free for doing a simple survey. I'm starting to get very tired of sitting here. Thats it, Time for my Shania Twain immitation........"I'm out of here".

MAR 03/06 1:44 PM

Today looks like a nice day. I think I'll go for a walk later. I really sucked at bowling last night and my team only took two points. And now for today's weather........sunny today, dark tonight.

MAR 02/06 12:03 PM

Rockin Ron has just left for Petitcodiac and I'm sitting here eating 1/2 of a chipotle steak sub. I think I need a glass of cold water. I'm not sure what a chipotle is but it sure is spicy. Tonight is bowling night again and my foot is killing me. I sure hope it feals better by 9 pm. I think I'm going for a nap.

MAR 01/06 1:27 PM

Last night there was beer, coffee brew, and subs aplenty here. I'm not very active today. That friggin Rockin Ron forced me to drink beer. I tried to fight the best I could but it was no match. There were just too many of them. The beer had me outnumbered. I had to give in and sip away. I had to drink some coffee brew to get the awful beer taste out of my mouth. The sub I had was loaded with hot peppers so I had to drink more beer to stop my mouth from burning. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.