MAY 31/08 11:40 PM

I pedalled down to the farmer's market today to see how things were going. I chatted with the CBC lady about something that happened there last week. It started raining so I pedalled home. I think I might have been on the 6:00 PM radio news. I'm off to bed. Tomorrow morning comes fast.

MAY 31/08 7:09 PM (FOR MAY 30/08)

I made it home safely and pedalled to the beer store twice. I got very poopeyed and accidently spilled half a liter of beer on my couch.

MAY 29/08 8:54 PM

Today is Johny's birthday. He, Mrs W, and myself went out to dinner. After eating almost all day I'm full. I'm off to watch some tv. Buurrrrp. Please excuse me.

MAY 28/08 10:19 PM

We had a barbeque then went to Woodstock this afternoon. After thst it was off to Uncle Jim's to feed the cats. I ate too much. Buuuurrrrrp, please excuse me. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 27/08 8:47 PM

We went to Tim Hortons, the grocery store, the veternarian, the drug store, Uncle Jim's cat farm, and Mrs W's mother's house today. I atr a lot and farted many times. I'm off to sneak a beer.

MAY 26/08 10:01 PM

I made it safely to Taterland. After doing errands all morning and having a less than good doctor appointment I took a five minute nap on the couch. Later we took turns driving up here before taking a trip to lovely downtown Armond. I'm as tired as a retired tire. I'm off for a nap on Mrs W's couch.

MAY 25/08 11:47 PM

It was a slow day at the fleamarket. I sold a few items and managed to take about a two minute nap. We had steak for supper. I'm debating on whether to drink the last beer I have hidden away. I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and feal like being a rebel. I guess that poor beer won't survive the night. Tomorrow should be a busy day. I have to drop off Mrs W at the place she goes for exercise, go to the bank, take my father to get some potting soil, sneak to the beer store, pick Mrs W back up, do a doctor appointment, go home and pack, then drive almost 200 miles to Mrs W's. That should keep me busy for at least an hour or two. I'm off to watch some tv and eat a Double Junior Whopper. The one I ate awhile ago is probably getting lonely in Belly Land.

MAY 24/08 10:36 PM

I didn't do anything today except eat, sleep, and do the dishes. It was not one of my more productive days. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 23/08 11:16 PM

We made it back home today. We had rooster burgers for dinner and steak with salad for supper. I went to the beer store where bought a beer and found a lucky penny. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 22/08 8:32 PM

Myself and Mrs W made it over to PEI safely. We had dinner at Mike's restrauant in Charlottetown then cheched into the Best Western on Grafton St. I couldn't find John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Clint Eastwood, or Charlie Bronson so I really can't call it the "best" western but it is a pretty good place. I"d better get back to the room.

MAY 21/08 11:36 PM

Today myself and Mrs W went to Lily's. I actually used two different plates at the buffet instead of the usual one. We played rumoli tonight with my parents. I think I won. Tomorrow morning we're off to do some touring in PEI. I plan to be up and moving by 6:00 AM. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 20/08 10:42 PM

Today I sold a bunch of bottles and cans. I got $14.90 which was enough to pay for my and Mrs W's dinner at Dairy Queen. Tonight we went for a walk to Victoria Park. I think I'm tired and might hit the hay soon.

MAY 20/08 8:29 AM (FOR MAY 19/08)

Myself and Mrs W had dinner at the Salisbury Big Stop. It was pretty good. Later in the evening we went out for a walk around the neighbourhood. After that we watched one of the Batman movies on tv. I actually stayed awake through it.

MAY 18/08 11:18 PM

I sold a few things at the flea market today. Myself and Mrs W went for a long walk tonight. We relaxed in two different parks and met up with Cookie and Eddie Wishbone. I decided to be a big spender at Handi's and buy myself and Mrs W something. I bought 2 pizza subs, 2 large cans of green iced tea, an egg salad sandwhich, a bottle of water, and a lottery ticket. The whole trip set me back a whopping $8.59. I'm off to relax and watch some tv.

MAY 17/08 10:26 PM

Mrs W and myself went to Ponderosa for dinner. I ate about 5 plates of food and 2 sundays. I was comfortably full and took a long nap on the couch. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 16/08 9:58 PM

Tonight we had pizza for supper. Later myself and Mrs W went for a walk. We relaxed in two parks and stopped for ice cream. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 15/08 10:46 PM

Mrs W came to visit today. We went to my bowling banquet tonight. I had two steaks, a piece of chicken, potato salad, fried onions, scaesar salad, 3 rolls, and a piece of carrot cake. I also had 3 1/2 coffees. I kicked Mrs W's ass at bowling.

MAY 14/08 8:21 PM

Today has been a productive day. I went to the fleamarket, blood tests at the hospital, the beer store, the bread store, rested in two parks, and made it home before 10:30 am. Tonight I made a garbage run to the park and dropped by Fireman Phil's place. I just realized I ate a whole loaf of 12 grain bread today. I guess I'll be sitting on the throne a good part of tomorrow. I'm off for a 15 minute nap.

MAY 13/08 10:30 PM

Today I helped my father take his dog to the vet. I think I still have a couple of doggie biscuits in my pocket. I went for a pedal to the beer store to pick up my brother some beer. I bought myself a couple. My landlord gave me a 2 piece KFC chicken dinner which I had for supper. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 12/08 10:39 PM

Today was a productive day. I bought 20 rolls of terlit paper, my first terlit paper purchase this year. I cleaned the place up a bit. I filled up two big boxes for spring cleanup. I even put on a batch of home brew. I'm sipping on a cup of tea then going to watch some tv.

MAY 11/08 10:56 PM

I had a good day at the market. When I got home my landlord gave me a steak and half a 12 inch pizza for dinner. The steak is in the fridge until tomorrow. I'm off to watch some tv and catch some zzz's as it's been a long day.

MAY 10/08 10:46 PM

I hooked the puppy gate for Cookie tonight. I almost went to the beer store but decided not to. The three trips yesterday are enough for a while. I hope to do good at the market tomorrow. I'm off to bed to get some rest.

MAY 09/08 10:57 PM

I pedalled over to Riverview today to get a prescription filled. I got lots of fresh air. I found a penny at the Superstore. I found out the Superstore now gives back about 1% of the cost of prescriptions in special Superstore dollars. My day just got better. I sipped a beer on The Gunningsville Bridge on the way home. The lady at Deluxe gave me extra ketchup with my cheeseburger platter. The lady at the beer store unlocked the door for me 30 seconds after closing. It was a good day. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 08/08 10:46 PM

I made it back home safely today. I slept most of the way on the bus. I decided to use the little bathroom on the bus. I had a hard time getting back out. I'll tie my pecker in a knot before I'll try to pee in one of those again. I cooked some spagetti for dinner. I also ate some leftover pizza and made some popcorn. I'm off to relax on my couch and watch some tv.

MAY 07/08 8:17 PM

We went to Woodstock today. Mrs W's car was getting some things done to it so we got to borrow a Jeep Compass. It was quite a nice driving vehicle and had a good sounding stereo. We had dinner at The Log Cabin. I had their large clam dinner. I got quite full. Later on I barbequed some hamburgers.

MAY 06/08 8:52 PM

Today is Mrs W's birthday. We went to Pizza Delight up here in Taterland for dinner. She got to eat free because it was her birthday. Tonight we barbequed for supper. I'm full. Buuuurrrrrp, please excuse me. I have to go for a walk because Prancing With The Stars will be coming on soon. I think even the cats watch that show up here. It's not my cup of tea. See ya.

MAY 05/08 8:46 PM

I made it safely up to Mrs W's. I dozed off on the bus a couple of times. It's quiet up here with not a lot to do. I have to leave the room soon as Prancing With The Stars is soon coming on.

MAY 04/08 10:46 PM

I think I actually made over $10.00 at the flea market today. I stopped on the way home and bought 3 six inch Handi's pizza subs and a large can of iced tea. This set me back a whopping $4.57. I ate 2 subs then had 2 398 ml cans of ravioli. I got invited to my landlord's for dinner where I had a steak, french fries, and a slice of pizza. I'm quite full as I type. Buuuurrrrrrrp. Please excuse me. I'd better go and pack. I'm supposed to go visit Mrs W tomorrow for a couple of days.

MAY 03/08 10:50 PM

I went pedalling today. I bought Mrs W a birthday present and went grocery shopping at the Dollar Store.

MAY 02/08 10:45 PM

Today I pedalled to Victoria Park, the new beer store, and the new Sobey's. I cooked lots of food and played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 01/08 6:56 PM

Today I walked all the way next door. I had to borrow money for bowling. I went to soak in the tub to get ready for bowling and Bud fly all over the place while I was gone. The little bugger was trying to get Betty Bird's attention and pooped on my mouse pad. I'm off to pack some stuff to try to sell at the bowling alley.