APR 30/2010 11:33 PM

I took the dog for three weeks today and also went to the Superstore. I bought a jar of pickles and a bag of sugar. Possibly I'll put on a batch of homebrew tomorrow. The pickles are for munching on while I make the brew. Mrs W came for a visit and is talking a rest. That's the art of talking my ear off and resting at the same time. I'm off to get a glass of water and some way overdue beauty rest.

APR 29/2010 11:15 PM

Today was a good day. Myself and Spook went to Shediac. Then we had a barbeque. That lil bugger can cook quite good. After that I took the dog for a couple of walks and went to the beer store for my father. He bought me some beer and I happily inhaled it. I'm not poopeyed yet, but comfortably close. I'm off for a nap.

APR 29/2010 12:01 AM (FOR APR 28)

It was a long day. I babysat my Mom while my Dad went for doctor tests. I took the dog for three walks. I pedalled to the hospital for a defibulater check. My defibulater showed I wasn't fibbing (but the batteries are getting a bit low). I took a couple of naps and cooked up some KD with mixed vegetables. My bowling team got our arses kicked again, but at least we took two points. I spent lots of time in the bar and got the "Royal" treatment again. Thanks Todd and Mike. I'm off for some much needed beauty rest as I may need it badly. Tomorrow is another busy day.

APR 27/2010 11:39 PM

Between pedalling and taking the bus, I made it to Mocton Headstart and got my food. My poor and aching carcass is not too lively. I took the dog for two walks and played on the puter. I also took a couple of naps. I'm off to get some sleep as I have a busy day ahead of me tomorrow.

APR 26/2010 11:34 PM

Today was a productive day. I went on a mission to Riverview. I got to be a gentleman and helped a couple of elderly ladies get off the bus safely. I had complimentary coffee at Parklanes then went to Handi's for pizza subs. I bought some beer at the beverage store. I relaxed in Riverfront Park and enjoyed three pizza subs and two beer. Later I sold three bags of empties (Please don't think I drank them all today). After that I took the dog for a couple of walks then drank some more beer. I played on the puter and got thirsty some more. I ran out of beer so I'm sampling the cucumber wine I started brewing last year. So far it is quite good. I wished I put a bigger batch on. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 25/2010 10:59 PM

It was a bit slow at the market but I ate good. I bought another puter this afternoon and have it in Jessie's section at the market. I took the dog for a walk after I got home then had a nap on the couch. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 24/2010 11:49 PM

I started my day around 4:30 am. I went back to sleep and restarted it at 4:45 am, then again at 5:00 am. Then I woke up shortly after 8:00 am. I was in a panic and quickly took a shower then packed my packsack before leaving to the market. Sales were slow again but two people fed me so I squeeked through another day. When I got home I took a nap then let the dog take me for a walk. My landlord/brother bought me a couple of Faxe beer. I sipped on them all evening and really enjoyed them. After that I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 23/2010 10:37 PM

It was a good day. Myself and Jay Spook went on a trip to Shediac again. We almost had a barbeque but it was getting late, and I had to take the dog for a walk, so he dropped me off at my parent's place. Over the run of the day I took the dog for three walks. My father bought me some beer for going on a beer run. I ate spagetti and drank beer. Now I'm poopeyed. I'm off to take a nap.

APR 22/2010 11:52 PM

I got out five times today. Three of the trips were taking the dog for a walk. One as a small beer run. Another was a trip to buy light bulbs and terlit paper. I found out why the last roll of terlit paper lasted so long, especially in the dark. My toupee somehow turned brown. Hee hee, just kidding. Actually it was my hat. Just kidding again. It was neither. I'm off to atch some tv before I end up changing my name to Joe King.

APR 21/2010 11:52 PM

I took the dog for three walks today. I napped and played on the puter. My team got our arses kicked at bowling tonight but we had fun. I'm off to watch (and sleep through) some tv as I have a busy day planned for tomorrow.

APR 20/2010 10:07 PM

I think I cought a cold from being in all the rain lately. Hopefully I'll be over it by tomorrow night. I took the dog for three walks today and played on the puter. I took a couple of short naps and tidied up the old homestead a bit. I'm off to watch some tv. Acadieman est on le tv. Maybe je will learn to parle le language Chiac.

APR 19/2010 11:43 PM

My day started at about 4:30 am when I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. I had to be at cooking class at 9:00 am and didn't want to wake too late. I played on the puter for a couple of hours then pedalled a few blocks in the rain to catch the bus. I made it on time with a few minutes to spare. We made chili, chicken broccoli casserole, and meatloaf muffins. I got a ride back to where my bike was parked and pedalled home in the rain. After eating all the meatloaf muffins I took a nap un the couch before taking the dog for a walk in the rain. I took another nap then took the dog for another walk in the rain. After another nap I played on the puter some more. I'm off to watch some cartoons before I take another nap.

APR 18/10 11:42 PM

Holey Moley, It was another good day. Where in the heck are all the good days coming from lately? I got a drive to the market. Sales were a lot better than usual and four people fed me. About 2:00 pm I started to doze off. After I got my second wind I was ok. I pedalled home in the rain and was amazed how good it felt. When I got home I went for a nap on the couch then took the dog for a walk. Later I played on the puter. I have to be at cooking class tomorrow morning by 9:00 am so I'm off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

APR 17/10 11:17 PM

I had another good day despite being hungover from last night. Four people fed me at the market. The highlight of my day was going to the dart club and getting two Reggie Burgers with cheese. Those friggers were big and I had to exercise my jaws to get them to open wide enough to take a bite. I sold a couple of items and nodded off a couple of times. I'm exhausted and think last week is catching up to me. A little voice told me not to pedal home so I left my bike at the market and got a drive. I took the dog for a walk then had a nap on the couch. I'm off for another nap.

APR 16/10 11:16 PM

As I get another day older, and hopefully, another day wiser, I reflect back on today and realize it was a good day, and it's not even over yet. Myself and Jay Spook went to Shediac. I bought some cheap cordless phones. Later I went to cooking class. We cooked some good food. Somehow I inherited an extra bag full of food. I made it back home and took the dog for a walk. My dad wanted me to drop by the brew store and gave me some beer for going. Today only has forty four minutes left and I hope to enjoy every one of them.

APR 16/10 12:38 AM (FOR APR 15/10)

I wasn't very lively. I think I may have had the toomuchbru flu and spent most of the day napping on the couch. I attended a barbeque at Spook's. The steak was quite good. Despite my poor carcass aching all over, I somehow managed to take the dog for three walks before I crashed out on the couch again. I'm off to watch some tv and doze off on the couch again.

APR 14/10 11:52 PM

Today was a good day. I woke up about 4:30 am. I woke back up about 5:30 am, then again about 6:30 am. I was all excited to be making a trip to Riverview. About 9:50 am I started pedalling to Highfield Square then caught the 10:15 bus to The Riverview Mall. From there I went to Parklanes and enjoyed a couple cups of coffee. I went to Handi's for some 99 cent pizza subs. From there it was off to the Coverdale Rd beer store. Pedalling down the Coverdale Rd I stopped at the Superstore. From there on it was to a bench in Riverfront Park, where I enjoyed two pizza subs and a beer, then off to the observation deck on Gunningsville Bridge. I eventually made it home then took the dog for a walk. After resting up it was time to go bowling. My team got our arses kicked only taking two points. I made a few trips to the bar and invested in some refreshing beverages. I was given the "Royal" treatment and left for home very happy and relaxed. Life is good if you let it be.

APR 13/10 11:06 PM

I wasn't too lively today. I might have gotten too much fresh air yesterday. I took the dog for a couple of walks and played on the puter. I looked for my lost prescription for over an hour and finally found right where I left it, in with my pills, where I put it so I wouldn't lose it. Sometimes I think my life is turning into a cartoon. I'll try my luck going to Riverview again tomorrow. At least the Riverview beer store has lots of my favourite beer, unlike the Vaughn Harvey store which somehow ran out of it. I'm off to check my email then watch some tv.

APR 12/10 11:22 PM

Today was a buzy day for me at least. I loaded my bike on the buss's bike rack and off to Riverview I went. I stopped at Riverview Mall, the bowling alley, sub shop, beer store, McDonalds, dollar store, Riverfront Park, Gunningsville Bridge observation deck, then the beer store on Vaughn Harvey. I would have stopped at the Superstore pharmacy, ut somebody, and I'm not pointing any fingers at me, forgot his prescription at home. My father gave me six Faxe beer for stopping by the beer store for him. I took the dog for two walks and drank some beer. I'm happy as poop. I put my stereo on then had a glass of some cucumber wine I made. It is good tasting but not very powerful. I only put about four tablespoons of sugar to make a gallon. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 11/10 11:42 PM

It was quiet again at the matrket. Three people fed me and I made a couple of sales. On the way home I stopped fro two bee but they were all out of my favourite kind so I bought a 1.18 liter bottle of Co;t 45. That brought back a few old memories. I stopped to chat to the girl across the street and noticed what looked like $20.00 rolled up on my front lawm. I thought it was a joke item but picked it up anyway. Wahooo! It was real and really made my day. I drank the beer with my supper then went to take the dog for a walk. Wahooo! I inherrited a six inch breakfast sub from my sister. I happily ate it, wishing I had gotten another beer. Oh well, it still was good. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 10/10 10:35 PM

I almost froze my arse off pedalling to the market. It was a quiet day. I didn't sell anything for myself but sold $5.00 for somebody else which I kept to put towards part of his shelf rent. Later I bought three hard drives for $5.00. It stared raining when I took the dog for a walk tonight so I fought off my temptation to pedal to the beer store and played on the puter instead. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 09/10 10:42 PM

I only made one trip to Gorber's then continued on to the food bank. I got a lot of good food. Later I took the dog for two walks and started a new blog. I took a couple of naps and played on the puter. My brother gave me a couple of beer. They were some good. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 08/10 10:32 PM

For some reason I'm extra tired today. All I did today was play on the puter, take the dog for three walks, cook and eat dinner, and take a couple of naps. I hope I have more energy tomorrow as I have a couple of missions to go on. I inheritated four big bags of bottles and cans. I figure four trips to Gorber's should take me half the day if I don't over exert myself. That should equal to sixty four blocks of pedalling and four ten or fifteen minute breaks in the park. Maybe it will rain and I can put it off until another day. I'm off to get some beauty sleep and rest up my old weary carcass.

APR 07/10 11:51 pm

Today was a good day despite my hangover. I took the dog for two walks. I took a couple of naps then went bowling. My team got our arses royally kicked. Oh well, poop happens. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 06/10 11:40 PM

Today was a good day. I pedalled to Gorber's and sold 132 bottles and cans. From there I went to the YMCA food bank. I thought I was an hour early but I was really an hour and a day early. The food bank doesen't open til 10:00 am tomorrow. Pedalling home I bought two Handi's pizza subs. They were good. I had a semi good doctor appointment. I lost four pounds but my tryglicerides and cholesteral were quite high. I think that was due to drinking beer ad rum and coke a day before going for blood tests. Getting back to today.....I took the dog for two walks. I did a beer run and my father gave me six Faxe beer. I got a bit poopeyed so I pedalled back later and bought four more. I'm poopeyed and I still have three more beer to go.

APR 05/10 11:34 PM

I took the dog for two walks and took a couple of naps. I was surprised to find out the beer stores were open and the busses were running today as I thought it was a holiday. I didn't find out til two hours after the beer store closed. Oh well, tomorrow will be a good brew day after I have my doctor appointment. I hooked up my stereo tonight and am watching the 8 Mile movie on my laptop while playing it through the subwoofers. It doesn't sound that bad. I think I'll have a few brew and crank up the 2012 movie tomorrow night. I'm off to finish watching the movie.

APR 04/10 11:59 PM

It was slow at the market again. People kept asking about my bike being for sale. I decided to put a $500.00 sticker on it. After that nobody wanted to buy it anymore. On the way home I stopped at Deluxe and bought myself and my parents some hamburgers for supper. In the evening i took the dog for a walk then took a long nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 03/10 9:57 PM

Today was a good day. I pedalled to the market. It was a very nice morning with lots of sunlight and fresh air. I didn't have any sales until almost 2:00 pm. After that I sold a couple of objects. When I got home my father wanted me to do a beer run. As I had $20.00 worth of free beer store coupons from last month's promotions, I was off to the beer store. My father bought me six 500 ml cans of Faxe beer and I got to cash in two $10.00 beer store coupons. As I exhuastingly pedalled back to my parent's place I discovered they had a great dinner cooked for me. Later I took the dog for a walk then started to get poopeyed. Through a lot of trial and error , I finally got my wireless internet working again. WAHOOOO!

APR 02/10 10:29 PM

Today was a bit more predictable than yesterday. I took the dog for a couple of walks. I went to dinner with WWJD's father at his church. It was some good, but then again, anything cooked by Reg Leaman always is. I was too lazy to keep moving my flashdrive between my desktop and laptop puters so I decided to set myself up with file sharing. I couldn't remember the password for the router so I reset it. That was a good mistake as now I have no wireless internet. I'll just do what I did last time......trial and error every combination of settings until I eventually get it right. WWJD gave me a real nice hard drive so now I can download a lot more movies. Now I have something to do while I figure this mess out. I figure I'm off to figure, refigure, configure, then possibly toss the friggure out the window. Oops, I mean the router, not WWJD or the hard drive.

APR 01/10 10:12 PM

Today was full of wonderfull surprises. I had to go for blood tests and had a great idea. If I packed my own bread, juice, and peanut butter I could probably save about $4.00 and cut about ten or fifteen minutes off my test time. My tests usually involve giving a blood sample, rushing to the cafereria, getting lost on the way, consuming toast and juice, waiting two hours then going back to give another blood sample. Counting my time pedalling to and from the hospital, or taking busses, this whole proceedure ties up about 3 1/2 hours of my valuable time. I got there today and found the blood clinic had moved. After following red hand symbols down seemingly endless cooridors I finally found where I was going, or so I thought. There was ten minutes wasted in lineup #1 to find out where I was supposed to really go. I was waiting in lineup #2 when I remembered I was supposed to turn left instead of right so across the hall I went to start my own lineup I'll call #3. I did the usual question and medicare card showing ceremony then it was back to lineup #2 which I appropiately renamed lineup #4. It turned out I didn't have to do the two hour test so out the side door I went before they decided to change their minds. Now I had the fun of trying to find my bike which was way at the furthest end of the hospital at 100 Arden St. As I huffed and puffed my way pedalling back up the hill I decided to fall off the wagon and cash in a couple of free coupons at the beer store. I was almost heartbroken to find out the beer store is closed down. By then I was exhausted and tired, too. I slowly pedalled home, sloloming the countless puddles and pedestrians all the way down Mountain Rd and side streets. I made it home and took a great 20 minute power nap. I took the dog for a long walk tonight and watched her strategically place land mines in my yard. I hope the people who cut through the yard in the middle of the night find them as amusing as much as I think they will. I'm off to watch some tv then take a nap.

APR 01/10 12:05 AM (FOR MAR 31/10)

It was a good day. After doing my wash at the laundrymat, and realizing I left my detergent home, I found an almost full bottle on top of one of the machines. Too bad my clothes were in the dryer by then. I took the bottle home so I can use it next time if nobody claims it. I inherited a few beverages from the bar at my favourire bowling center. A lady on my team fed me. We got our asses kicked by a tough team but not as bad as usual. I got a titty-hug from a big breasted member of the female species. I'm off to take a whiz then sleep through some cartoons on tv.