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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

APR 30/14 11:52 PM

I had a doctor appointment this morning. I put on fifteen pounds in the last month. Other than that I guess I'm doing well. On the way home I was going to stop at the food bank but someone on the bus said it was only open on Tuesdays and Thursdays now. I decided to stay on the bus and continue home. I got to thinking the person got on the bus on Botsford St and she probably went to the food bank on the Lewisville Rd. Oh well, if it wasn't for my faults I'd be perfect.I took a nap then my landlord cooked me a couple of steaks and gave me some sallad. I took another nap then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 30/14 10:59 PM (FOR APR 29/14)

I got a call from my doctor's office telling me I missed my 9:30 appointment. Oops, I thought it was supposed to be on Wednesday. I rescheduled it for Wednesday. Later I went to the post office to pick up a package. Chips were on sale so I bought three bags. I took a nap then played on the puter. Later I watched some tv.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

APR 29/14 12:06 PM (FOR APR 28/14)

I layed around most of the day. The cat puked in my bed so I did an emergency load of laundry. I played on the puter for awhile then dozed off watching a movie.

Monday, April 28, 2014

APR 28/14 11:15 AM (FOR APR 27/14)

It was quiet at the market. One person fed me. I bought more than I sold. When I got home I played on the puter then took a power nap.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

APR 26/14 11:51 PM

It wasn't too bad of a day at the market. One person fed me and two gave me coffee. I bought more than I sold. Later I went grocery shopping with Cookie. I also did some Christmas shopping. When I got home I played on the puter and took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

Friday, April 25, 2014

APR 25/14 11:35 PM

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas (nine months early). I mostly layed around and played on the puter all day. Cookie dropped by tonight and we watched some old home videos. I'm off to watch some tv.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

APR 24/14 10:50 PM

It rained most of the day then started snowing. I layed around most of the day and played on the puter. It's only eight months until Christmas and I have almost all of my Christmas shopping done (for last year). I'm off to watch some tv.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

APR 23/14 11:09 PM

It was very nice out today. I made a Whopper run and took my time doing it. I found a great place on Main St to pee while waiting for bus transfers. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

APR 22/14 11:57 PM

I mostly napped and played on the puter all day. I finished doing the laundry and did a couple of sinks full of dirty dishes. I'm off to watch some tv.

Monday, April 21, 2014

APR 21/14 10:47 PM

I mostly layed around all day. I played on the puter then cooked a pizza for supper. I took a nap then played on the puter again. I think I'll do some laundry while I have the place to myself.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

APR 20/14 11:51 PM

I had fun at the market. I didn't make any money but made a few sales. Two people fed me. My brother gave me french fries and chicken wings for supper. I went to church and nodded off for a couple of seconds. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to check my email.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

APR 19/14 11:36 PM

It was quiet at the market. One person fed me and two bought me coffee. Tonight I went grocery shopping with Cookie. Later we watched Green Acres and a couple episodes of Mrs Brown's Boys on the puter. A big scary looking bug just crawled across the floor. I'm off to try to catch and get rid of it.

Friday, April 18, 2014

APR 18/14 11:40 PM

I was supposed to attend a religious function this morning but woke up badly under the weather. I popped a couple of vitamins then crawled back under the covers. I slept most of the day.It was too bad as the internet was working perfectly. My landlord bought me a Deluxe cheeseburger platter for supper. It was some good, especially with the couple cans of rootbeer I had tucked away. I feel a lot better now and am off to watch some tv.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

APR 17/14 11:25 PM

I layed around and napped most of the day. The internet was acting up again so I took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

APR 16/14 11:16 PM

It was snowing then it was raining out. Finally the sun came out. I said to my self "Self, it's a nice day. Let's go on a Whopper run". I got as far as the corner then noticed it was quite windy out. I kept going, getting to the bus stop twenty minutes early. As the bus was approaching the wind blew my hat off. I chased it across the parking lot, caught it, then got on the bus. Please note I was chasing my hat across the parking lot, not the bus. All the busses were on time and I bid my business in record time, amazed that I was on 4 busses and never had to take a p155. On the way home my hat blew off again and I chased after it with both arms carrying pop and food. It was a bit of a challenge. I made it home and gorged out on a couple of Whopper combos. Later I took a nap. The internet cut out just as I was paying for an eBay purchase so I got cranky and took another nap. The internet is working good now, just in time for me to watch some tv.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

APR 15/14 10:46 PM

I was waiting for the bus and noticed one of my shoelaces was untied. I propped my foot up and was tying it when a big gust of wind actually blew me over. After that my hat blew off twice. I got my new glasses this afternoon. I'm not used to them and misjudged the height of the step getting off the bus, almost going arse over teakettle. I decided to stop at the hospital to say hi to the old gang. There was only one of them left. I made my rounds and said hi to everybody and to say thanks for helping me get back on my feet (all puns intended). My old bed in the hallway was empty so I asked one of the nurses if I could take a nap for a couple of hours. I guess that must have been a bad idea as I was told no. I took that to mean I wasn't going to get a free supper if I stuck around. I eventually made it home safely and took a nap. The internet was working terrible so I took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

Monday, April 14, 2014

APR 14/14 10:52 PM

I napped a lot of the day. The internet is acting up again. I just spent the last 4 1/2 hours trying to send an email. I'm getting cranky as heck and I feel like I'm about to blow my load. I DID NOT SAY SHOOT. I'm off to curse and awear at Hotmail, Yahoo, and eBay some more.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

APR 13/14 11:55 PM

It was quiet again at the market. One person fed me. I bought way more than I sold. I don't consider myself running a business but running a nonprofit disorganization.It was a nice day and I almost felt like taking a coorespondance course on learning to smoke, so I could enjoy the day outside, too. When I got home I took a nice powernap and woke up feeling rested and relaxed. I'm off to watch some tv.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

APR 12/14 11:50 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I bought more than I sold. After the market I played on the puter then went grocery shopping with cookie. Later we had some pizza at her place. When I got home again I took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 12/14 4:33 PM (FOR APR 11/14)

I mostly layed around and swore at the puter and internet. It was working crappy all day and stopped working completely just before I went to write my diary.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

APR 10/14 11:28 PM

I had a good day. I went for xrays then met with the pulmonologist. He was quite impressed with my condition, as he probably expected much worse. When my doctor referred me to him eleven months ago I couldn't walk a block, or climb my thirteen steps, without taking a break. Later I went to the flea market to help (I sat in a chair and kept out of his way) Donnie tear down and reorganize my section. I was tired when I got home and took a half hour nap. It felt so good I took a second one. I'm off to check my email then take another, hopefully much longer, nap.

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

APR 09/14 11:51 PM

I had my eye test today. My glasses should be ready in a couple of weeks. Later I did a Whopper run. The Whopper and two jalepeno cheese burgers were some good. The internet was acting up most of the evening. It's working good now that I have to get to bed.

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

APR 08/14 11:45 PM

Today was a long day. It was pouring rain out and my feet got wet from a couple of puddles. I was on my way for my eye test at 1:00 pm and was not in a good mood waiting for the bus which was running late. I transferred to the second bus and got to my destination a half hour early. I figured I'd just stay on the bus, go around the loop, then get off on the way back. The bus driver stopped for about ten minutes then hit every red light on the way down Mountain Rd. On top of that, all the passengers who got on wanted transfers. I arrived at my destination ten minutes late. I rushed inside as quick as my slightly uncoordinated feet would take me. Guess what.......I wasn't ten minutes late but twenty three hours and fifty minutes early. I took a leak then headed down Main St to SNB for a heating rebate form. I was allowed to fill it out on the spot, saving time and postage, but left my power bill home. That was no problem. I moved on to social services to get a form I somehow misplaced somewhere. They didn't have any, but if I call my worker, she'll send me one. Iwas getting wetter and wetter waiting for more busses. I had to pee so bad I had to leave the bus and use the bathroom at Subway. Wahoo!, they have their $3.00 breakfast back on (breakfast sub and coffee). I was so happy I bought four of them. I guess I know what I'll be eating all day tomorrow. The internet was acting up all evening and I started to get cranky again. It's working good now, too bad I have to get to bed for some much needed beauty sleep.

Monday, April 07, 2014

APR 07/14 11:51 PM

I woke up at 3:00 am, 4:00 am, 5:00 am, and 6:00 am. Too bad I woke up at 8:00 am instead of 7:00 am. I missed a blood test, lung test, and xrays. It was just f*ck*ng lovely. I sold my vhs tapes today. I took a couple of naps then tried to play on the internet. It was working crappy so I took another nap. I'm off for a nap.

Sunday, April 06, 2014

APR 06/14 11:38 PM

I had a good day at the market. I didn't make any money but I had fun. Two people fed me and two bought me coffee. I made a couple of sales and gave a small bike away. I traded eighty dvds for five hundred vhs tapes. Now I can watch ten movies a week for a year (less two week's holidays) if I wish. The internet was on the blink and both puters were acting up. For awhile I was at my wit's end.At times like this I'm glad I'm only a half wit or I might be dangerous. I have three appointments tomorrow so I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

Saturday, April 05, 2014

APR 05/14 11:17 PM

It was quiet at the market but I had fun. One person fed me and I made a few small sales. I took my Christmas shopping money and invested in 109 dvds. I hope to sell a few before Mrs W comes to visit. I traded a mini stereo for a Magic Bullet machine. I'm going to try to replace beer with smoothies this summer. Hmmm, maybe I'll make beer smoothies. Ah, there's madness to my method. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 05/14 11:09 PM (FOR APR 04/14)

I layed around the house all day. Too bad I'm not a porn star, then I could get layed around the house all day. I decided to be a big spender and bought a Greco party pizza. The seven peices I had were some frigging good, BURRRRP, please excuse me. After that I took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

Thursday, April 03, 2014

APR 03/14 11:48 PM

I napped and played on the puter most of the day. I'm off to watch some tv.

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

APR 02/14 11:55 PM

I mostly layed around all day. I played on the puter. My landlord gave me a Deluxe cheeseburger platter for dinner. In the evening I did the dishes and three loads of laundry. I'm off to take a shower then to watch some tv.

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

APR 01/14 11:34 PM

I mostly played on the puter all day. I took a small nap in the afternoon. Tonight I burned a pizza so I cooked another one. This time I was more careful. The burnt pizza made a nice frizbee as it sailed over the front yard. Later I put the garbage out. I'm off to watch some tv.