MAY 31/06 9:44 AM

It's a cloudy day in Metro Moncton and looks like it might rain later. I'm just making my rounds and updating a few places on the internet. I'm all excited. I put a bid on an autographed script from a Gilligan's Island episode. So far I'm the only one to place a bid on it. I won the autographed South Park script and figure I'd save a few dollars if both scripts were shipped together. Last night I beat Jay Spook at crib and the coveted Wuddle Cup is back where it belongs, on my trophy shelf. Poor Spook never even knew what hit him. I'd better go get some breakfast and get ready to do some pedalling. Today is cooking day and I plan to cook some supburb creations. Actually I'll mostly stay out of everyone else's way and wash some dishes or something. Well, I hate to be Russian but I Moscow. Hee hee.

MAY 30/06 11:34 AM

It looks like another nice day in Metro Moncton. I'm a bit under the weather as a result of a couple of laboratory experiments last night. I'm in the process of retracing my steps trying to find out how foolish I was last night. Hee hee. Judging on what I've seen so far I'd say the brew was a success. Jay Spook is dropping by later so I better try to look alive. I'm off to make some breakfast.

MAY 29/06 8:27 AM

It looks like another nice day in Metro Moncton. I'm not hungover but I think I have a cold. Oh well, at least I have an excuse to take a happy pill or two. Hopefully today will be a more productive day than yesterday. At least I filled the sink up with soapy water for the dishes three times yesterday. I did most of them this morning. I'd better go get some breakfast. I have to get some energy for when pedal halfway across town this afternoon.

MAY 28/06 7:16 AM

It looks like it's going to be a nice day in Metro Moncton. It was clear skies around five am then fog rolled in as the sun was rising. It's a cool seven degrees celsius and going to get very sunny. I am not hungover today despite the fact I liquidated all the beer stock last night. I got to go make some breakfast.

MAY 27/06 10:38 AM

I t looks like a nice day in Metro Moncton. I'm a bit under the weather but my knee feals a lot better. I think I'll stay clear of the laboratory today. Heck, I might even go on the wagon for a week. I have to go and get some breakfast.

MAY 26/06 10:35 AM (FOR MAY 26/06)

Due to an unplanned case of drunkeness the MAY 26/06 entry mever made it ti the keyboard.

MAY 25/06 6:52 AM

It looks like another rainy day in Metro Moncton. I'm stiff everywhere except for where it counts. I just popped an antinflamatory capsule and two happy pills. If I keep it up soon I'll turn into a druggie. Galpal goes home today and soon I'll be helping her pack. She plans to take a bunch of my products back home with her to try to sell. I think a beer or two might fall out of my fridge later today just to help take the chill out of my bones. Holy Hannah.....It was cold here last night. I broke down and plugged in a couple of space heaters. I can't beleive it's autumn already. Where did the summer go? I'm getting hungry so I'd better go make some breakfast. By the way, in case you never noticed, it's only seven months til Christmas.....MERRY CHRISTMAS. Ho ho ho.

MAY 24/06 7:41 AM

It looks like another rainy day in Metro Moncton. The doctor has me on happy pills to help ease the pain in my knee so I had a couple of them for breakfast. Soon I'll be sailing around in Whoopieville. Yesterday was a productive day. My father wanted to buy six beer only to find out that his favourite beer only comes in twelve packs. Stubborn as he is he bought the twelve pack then gave me six of them. I got my new prescription (happy pills). I sold a tool kit. I found eight Burger King one dollar certificates in my gym bag and over twenty dollars in loonies and twoonies in various pockets and other places. I actually found a parking meter downtown with sixteen minutes of time on it. I went to the bank, insurance company, and Burger King without getting a parking ticket. The Burger King order costed exactly eight dollars so I didn't even have to break a loonie. I made it back to the car just as it was starting to rain. I had a successful phone call concerning an important government matter. It was a good day. I doubt if I'll top it so I'm tempted to go back to bed. Actually I'd better do some dishes. They're starting to really pile up. I'm off to do the dishes as soon as I read some e-mail..

MAY 23/06 7:48 AM

It looks like it's going to be a nice sunny day. I've been up for about an hour now had lots of sleep last night. After spending about eight hours sitting in various waiting rooms at the hospital yesterday then taking some pain killers I was out like a lightbulb last night. I think I'll live. My knee should be back to normal soon. I twisted it in my sleep at Galpal's place a couple of weeks ago sleeping on her short couch. It started really hurting the last couple of days. I think I'll hobble out to the kitchen and get some breakfast.

MAY 22/06 6:23 AM

It looks like it's going to be a nice day in Metro Moncton. I'm up early again. I can't believe I actually stayed awake and watched two movies on tv last night. I always fall asleep watching movies even in movie theaters. Heck, I even dozed off during a Jackie Chan movie once. I have a busy week coming up and might have to stop by the beverage store to stock up on some barley vitamins. I think I'll cook up some chicken, rice and potato soup for dinner today. That should be good for what ales me. Hee hee. I'd better get up and moving, the day's almost over. At least it is when you move as slow as I do.

MAY 21/06 9:02 AM

It's a cloudy day in Metro Moncton. Galpal is getting ready for church. I think I'd better stay home and sit on my throne instead of in a pew, all puns intended. I've been on the throne three times this morning and might end up being King For A Day. Wahoooooo. Shhhhhh, I think I'll sip on a brew after Galpal goes to church. I hate to rush off but I got to run, another bad pun intended. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

MAY 20/06 7:36 AM

It's a dark looking day in Metro Moncton. I've been up for about an hour now. I was up early yesterday and must have got tired somehow during the day. We rented Transporter and Transporter Two last night and I missed both of them by dozing off every ten minutes or so. Myself and the landlord fired up his new patio fireplace for the first time yesterday. Mental note.......Do not fill it up with cardboard....Coff Coff. I cooked a tasty pizza last night from some leftover pasta we had the night before. It was and still is quite good...Buuurrrrrp, Excuse me. I'm off to do the dishes then go back to bed.

MAY 19/06 11:58 AM

It's a nice sunny day in Metro Moncton. I've been up since before 6 AM this morning putting a shelf on the wall and looking stupid. I'm a happy camper. I just had my first customer come from outside of New Brunswick. She drove all the way up from Ahmerst, Nova Scotia to pick up a couple of items. Galpal has been busy making me a spreadsheat and did a pretty good job. I think I'll take the rest of the day off.

MAY 18/06 9:09 AM

It looks like a nice day in Metro Moncton. I'm all gung ho to do the laundry and tackle a bit of red tape downtown later. It's only two months til my birthday in case all the people on the internet want to chip in and buy me a pop or bag of chips or something. It sure is quiet here compared to last night with all the police cars and other first responder vehicles all over the place. I guess the old neighbourhood isn't as quiet as I thought it was. I might have to ask my landlord to increase my rent if the neighbourhood starts getting any livelier. Holey moley, it's after 9 AM, where did the day go? If I look carefully I can still see it on the calendar, hee hee.

MAY 17/06 6:04 AM

I've been up for about an hour now. It looks like a dark and rainy day in Metro Moncton. The Bravo u-cook pizzas I cooked last night turned out pretty good. I'm on my best behavior as Galpal is on holidays and visiting for a few days. I broke down and opened my dusty wallet yesterday then took us to Ponderosa for dinner. I got so full she had to do the driving home. I guess I just can't eat like I used to. I only had a half pound steak with french fries, three plates of cooked vegetables and salad, one sundae, two glasses of juice, and a glass of water. I'm usually good for five plates from the salad bar. I'm as happy as poop. I got some buy one get one free coupons from Liberty Sub yesterday. Wahooo. I feal like I'm sitting on top of the world, or at least about to sit on the porcelain pony for a while.

MAY 16/06 10:59 AM

It is quiet here. Galpal just went for a small nap. She has been working on helping me make a catalogue. Later I think we are going to take Dad on a mission to buy some tomato plants. I'm off to cook some breakfast and do some dishes.

MAY 15/06 (REALLY POSTED ON MAY 16/06) 10:53 AM

Holy shit. I forgot to put an entry for my diary for May 15th. I must have hit thr wrong button again. I had a barbeque with my brother and ate 4 1/2 tiny steaks. The propane ran out just as they were cooked. Galpal brought me lots of money from things she sold at work. I have to go and put an entry in my diary before I forget.

MAY 14/06 5:37 PM

Wowsers, I almost forgot to update my diary. Last night was a great night to sip on some brew and that was what I did. I found out vodka and ice tea makes a pretty tasty drink. I feal like doing more sipping tonight but think I'll decline my kind offer. I have to clean up the cave a bit later. Galpal is coming to visit for a few days starting tomorrow and I don't want her to think I'm a slob. I think I'm off for a nap then I'll clean the place up a bit.

MAY 13/06 7:24 AM

It's a nice looking day out in the neighbourhood and I feal a lot better than I did for the last couple of days. I have to do my income tax soon, tomorrow's Mother's Day, I have to dome some dishes, fill out the sensus survey, go to the bank, go to grocery store, and update a few places on the internet. That's enough planning for now. It's almost time for a small nap.

MAY 12/06 8:37 AM

It looks like a nice day outside. I'm still not too lively from yesterday. Last night we had our bowling banquet. It was pretty good even although I was ubder the weather. I think I had about thirty offers for beer. I must have turned down about twenty eight beer. My usual drive couldn't pick me up at home so I met her over at Sobey's in Riverview. I got to go on three busses. One was the Riverview East which I thought the bus driver put the wrong sign up. I should know by now bus drivers don't make mistakes. I hopped of the #12 and jumped on #11 by mistake instead of #14. I got off #13 a made a mad dash to #14. I was actually on the bus finally. Trouble is I almost forgot to get off. I think I'm going for a nap.

MAY 11/06 1:47 PM

I'm hungover. Last night my pal, Rockin Ron, came over for a visit. We got poopeyed. He had the sense to go to bed around ten pm. I'm still up. I took a nap awhile ago but I was and still am overmedicated. Today is not going to be an over productive day. I think I'm going for a nap soon. Despite the fact that it looks like a nice day outside I need some sleep.

MAY 10/06 11:25 AM

It looks like it's going to rain here in Metro Moncton. I hope it holds off until I get back from cooking class. I'm already under the weather and don't need to get wet also. I look to my right and see a Molson can that says "I AM" on it. It should say "I AM HUNGOVER". Oh well, sip and learn. If the sun comes out later I might have to wear those sunglasses Snookopolis left behind about a week ago. I dscovered I have the Midas touch last night. I turned some Golden Nut into a Nut last night.......Meeeeeeeeeee. Judging by the amount of posts I made last night I've come to the conclusion........Silence is golden but the nut who drinks Golden Nut isn't. I have to soon start pedalling.

MAY 09/06 9:33 AM

It's a great looking day here in Metro Moncton. I'm in a happy mood. Tomorrow is collective kitchen day and I'm slowly eating a path through my fridge in an effort to find Tupperwear containers. The last time I went there I didn't bring enough containers with me and ended having to buy a couple. I have a busy day coming up. I still have to do my taxes. I have to do dishes and a load of laundry. I have to go to the bank, insurance company, a government office, and get some groceries. I fear I might end up taking a take a break from my hectic schedule and enjoy the relaxing atmosphere at the beverage store. Galpal placed some of my products in the lunch room where she works on Sunday night to see if they would sell. She went to work yesterday and found an envelope with money in it. I guess some of my products sell by themselves. I'm as happy as a meatball on top of a pile of spagetti. I have to haul my carcass out of this chair and get moving. I owe I owe, It's off to pay bills I go.

MAY 08/06 7:48 AM

It looks like another great day outside. I tossed and turned all last night thinking about Buddy being home all alone with no tv or radio on. He must be a bit scared. Galpal is heading to Woodstock later to get her car fixed so it would be a great place for me to take the bus home. I regret playing with the cats at 4:30 AM but at least they helped me to get a bit of sleep. I got to go pack.

MAY 07/06 6:46 AM

It looks like another nice day in Downtown Taterland. I think I ate too much yesterday and I'm just starting to feal uncarboned up. I'm off to church later and hope I get my favourite back row center seat. Oh oh, I guess the cats want to play hockey again. I'll make the red dot go with one hand and type with the other. Wowsers, look at those cats go. I'm really missing my little pal, Buddy. I don't like leaving him home when I visit here but I don't think he would like these four felines as much as they would like him. I'm going for a nap.

MAY 06/06 6:29 AM

It looks like it's going to be a nice day in Downtown Taterland. Security let me post in my diary today so I'm in a good mood. The cats are around my ankles waiting for me to play with the laser pointer. The birds are singing. I can look out the living room window and see the little stream whizzing on by. I just got back from taking a pee in the trees in the back yard and the air is so nice and invigorating. Today is Galpal's birthday and I am wondering where I'll find seventy five candles, hee hee. Just kidding about the number of candles. I'm off to check a couple of sites but first I think I'd better play with the cats. By the looks on their faces they want to play laser pointer hockey.

MAY 05/06 8:35 AM

It's a sunny day here in Taterland. It was raining awhile ago. I'm cranky as heck. This puter has so much security shit that it won't let me visit a few of my daily places. I've been trying to get into my diary now for over an hour. Next time I'll bring my laptop with me when I visit. It only has dial up but at least I can go places with it. I have to go and swear. I'll finish writing this when I can cut and paste it and put it online. New update........Galpal came to the rescue after she got home from work and told security to let me in.

MAY 04/06 8:37 AM

It's a dark looking Thursday and looks like it's going to rain later. I'm almost packed to go to Galpal's. I packed a few products and almost forgot to pack some clothes. I hope the holy wars don't get too serious and people don't kill each other off in Moncton this weekend. I'd better do a head count before I leave and after I get back. Why can't people just accept people other for their differences and just get along. Oh well, I'll miss the place this weekend. I'd better rest up, I've got a busy week planned when I get back, next week. I'd better get uo out of this chair and get mobile. Like they say in The Soviet Union "I hate to be Russian but I Moscow".

MAY 03/06 10:47 AM

It's a great looking day in Metro Moncton. I feal a lot better than I did yesterday. I'm just about to start packing to visit Galpal tomorrow. I plan on bringing some angels, butterflies, and birdhouses up so she can show them to some of the nice people she works with. I have to do the dishes and my income tax later. Hmmmmm, I wonder if I send my dishes to the tax people if I'll get a refund of clean dishes. I have so much stuff today I'm almost scared to leave the comfort of this puter chair. I'd better get started. My ass may be draggin but my tail is waggin. I think I'll start with making a big peanut butter and jelly sandwhich for inspiration.

MAY 02/06 9:19 AM

Here it is Tuesday May 2nd. I'm a bit under the weather from testing out the coffee brew last night. I have to tip my hat to Jay Spook this morning. When it comes to being on the wagon he has way more testiclular fortitude than I do. The man is made of steel. Oh well, more brew for me. Today is another day. I need to eat breakfast. I have to go.

MAY 01/06 10:56 AM

It's a great looking day in Metro Moncton. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. The grass and flowers are growing. I've got my little angels packed up and soon will be off to the scenic town of Riverview. I survived yesterday and am starting to feal good again. This chair is starting to get too comfortable and I'd better get out of it (not to be confused with getting out of it). Like they say at the moving company "I'd better get moving".