MAY 30/14 10:59 PM

I went to the food bank today but it was closed. I went on a bike excursion to Riverview. Later I went to the beverage store. Tonight my landlord and myself went to see the new Godzilla movie. It was ok but a bit drawn out and needed a bit more plot. Still I liked it and managed to stay awake all the way through it. The special effects were pretty good. I'm off for a nap.

MAY 29/14 11:13 PM

My bike is up and running again. It set me back only $25.00 for an installed tube and tire. Thanks, Dennis. The bike sure works good now. I drank some beer and very much enjoyed sitting out in my office (the front steps). I'm happy as poop and am off to watch some tv.

MAY 28/14 11:21 PM

I had a doctor appointment at the hospital. Just as I was entering the parking lot I got a flat tire. My appointment wasn't too impressive as I was a bit semi hungover. I somehow put on six pounds since last week. I nicknamed the scale The Cranky Old Bitch. After my appointment I went to find Dennis to see if he could fix my bike. He was busy moving and said he'd fix it in the morning. I walked home and almost didn't make it to the bathroom on time. Between that trip and two others I think I lost my six pounds. I was lost without my bike and took a couple of naps. Later I played on the puter then went back to my place for a shower and to play on my other puter. I made it back and took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 27/14 11:58 PM

I had a great doctor appointment this morning. I celebrated by going to the beverage store. I visited the beverage store a second time so I wouldn't run out of jolly juice. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 27/14 1:38 PM (FOR MAY 26/14)

I mostly layed around all day. The internet wasn't working so I took a couple of naps.

MAY 25/14 11:10 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made a couple of good deals. One person fed me. Tonight I went grocery shopping with Cookie. Later I took a nap. I got cranky because the internet wasn't working so I took another nap.

MAY 24/14 11:56 PM

It was quiet at the market. Two people fed me. I bought a dvd player and a bunch of dvds. Later I helped a friend of mine install a light in his bathroom. We can't get it to work. When I got home I took a nap.

MAY 23/14 11:10 PM

I mostly layed around the house all day. I had a chill in the old carcass and kept warm under a blanket. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 22/14 11:45 PM

Today was a good day, despite the fact I slipped in the bathtub and almost broke my neck. I slowly bounced back from that one, OUCH. I got lots of stuff done today, despite my temporary crippleness. Two excursions on the Hardly Davidson made my day. I even bought a new laptop, going high tech with this one. I'm happy as poop without a laxative, as I'm not pooped out yet. I'm off to watch a movie.

MAY 21/14 11:48 PM

I had a good day. I enrolled in a free six month cardio exercise program. I had a good doctor appointment. I bought some beer. I drank some beer. I played on the puter and took two naps. I thought I put on two or three pounds in the last three weeks, but I lost about half a pound, one pound if I take my shoes off. I went for three excursions on the Hardly Davidson. I'm happy as poop. I'm not even pooped out yet. Sorry for the bad pun.

MAY 20/14 11:57 PM

I went grocery shopping then went for two sets of blood tests. I was amazed to be in and out of the hospital in about ten to fifteen minutes. When I got home I played on the puter then took a nap. That felt so good I took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 19/14 10:48 PM

I tidied up the old homestead a bit. Later I assembled Cookie's new table and chairs.After that I went home for a five minute nap. Tonight I played on the puter then went to my place and soaked in my tub. It felt soooo good, a lot better than the shower at my brother's place. I guess I'm dry now and can soon head back to my temporary home.

MAY 18/14 11:10 PM

It was slow at the market again. One person fed me and I made a few sales. After the market I went grocery shopping with Cookie. After we watched three episodes of The Littlest Hobo. My landlord gave me some pizza. I played on the puter for a while. I'm off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

MAY 17/14 11:51 PM

It was quiet at the market. Two people fed me. My landlord bought me a Deluxe cheeseburger platter for supper. I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some cartoons.

MAY 16/14 11:49 PM

I got the Hardly Davidson tuned up this morning. I decided to take a road trip to scenic Riverview. I whizzed up the big hill at the end of the causeway, amazed by how good it was working. It decided to conk out on me. I forgot to put gas in it. My old buddy Ted came to the rescue and got me and HD home safely. I very quickly purchased some gas. Later I went to Burger King and filled up my tank, buuuuurrrrp, please excuse me. My landlord cooked us each a steak for supper. I was quite full and decided to take a nap. I played on the puter then took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 15/14 11:53 PM

My landlord cooked me dinner for breakfast. The chicken, salad, corn, and french fries were quite good. In the afternoon I took the Hardley Davidson out for the first run of the year. It needs a few minor adjustments but works quite good. Later I did the dishes and laundry. I hope I don't turn into a kitchen bitch (no offence meant towards bitches in or out of the kitchen). I took a couple of naps, played on the puter, sipped on some sambuca, and watched a couple of cartoons. I'm off to watch some more cartoons. That Fugget About It series is quite comical. Geez, I love that show.

MAY 14/14 11:58 PM

It was another quiet day. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps. I stepped off the wagon and had a couple sips of sambuca. It was a treat and felt rather nice. I'm off to watch some cartoons.

MAY 14/14 9:56 PM (FOR MAY 13/14)

I took a couple of naps and played on the puter. I watched some tv then dozed off.

MAY 12/14 11:30 PM

I was going to go for blood tests this morning but ended up having a bbq instead. Later I played on the internet and took a couple naps. The Hardly Davidson was leaking gas in the front porch. I found out my brother accidently unhooked my gas line when he was taking out his bike. It's all under control now. I'm playing a few tunes and will soon be off to bed.

MAY 11/14 11:52 PM

It was quiet again at the market. I traded twenty dvds for two die cast modle cars in mini display cases. Two people fed me. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

MAY 10/14 11:42 PM

I had fun at the market. I made a few sales and two people fed me. There was a garage sale across the street and I bought seven bags full of stuff. I felt like a kid at Christmas from the old days before text messaging was invented. I took a nap when I got home then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some cartoons.

MAY 10/14 5:43 PM (FOR MAY 09/14)

I made it home safely. I played on the puter then took a nap. I dozed off watching a movie.

MAY 08/14 10:25 PM

We went to visit Uncle Jim today. They had a church service at the senior home so I stayed for it. On the way home we stopped for dinner an The Diner Down Under. I had the clam dinner and three glasses of water. We continued on and fed the cats up country. When we got back I played on the puter and took a nap. I watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

MAY 08/14 10:46 AM FOR MAY 07/14)

Wewent to Woodstock and stopped at the Waterville Burger King on the way back.They don't celebrate Whopper Wednesday up here. When we got back I played on the puter and took a nap. Later we went up country to feed the cats. The power went off for about six hours. I wasn't able to post my diary or even get a drink of water (gotta love those electric pumps). At least the old fashioned phone worked, not that I knew anybody to call who cared.

MAY 06/14 10:50 PM

Today was a busy day for me. It's Mrs W's birthday. We had dinner at Pizza Delight. After that we did a small bit of shopping. When we got back I played on the puter then took a nap. We later visited Uncle Jim then went up country to feed his cats. We headed to Woodstock and stopped by the Superstore. We then went to watch Heaven Is For Real. I thought it is a great movie. We stopped at A&W on the way home. After that I played on the puter. I think I'm due for another nap.

MAY 05/14 11:47 PM

I'm up in Taterland visiting Mrs W for a few days. I took a pee in the bathroom on the bus and almost got stuck inside. I made it here safe and sound and am tired. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

MAY 04/14 11:44 PM

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me and another bought me a coffee. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to take a shower then to get some beauty rest.

MAY 03/14 11:46 PM

It was quiet at the market. I bought more than I sold. I guess that makes me a nonprofit disorganization.One person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter then went grocery shopping with Cookie. After that we cooked a pizza and watched part of a movie on my puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

MAY 02/14 11:52 PM

I got a call from my doctor's office saying I missed my appointment.I called a taxi and rushed right down. My cholestral is a bit high. Everything else is ok. I bought five bags of chips at SDM and was eating some while I was waiting for the bus home. A little voice told me that if I could eat chips I should be able to walk home.Off I went, eating chips along the way. Later I sat out in the porch with my cat and landlord before playing on the puter and taking a nap. My landlord bought me a twelve inch Vito's pizza. I ate three pieces and hid the rest in the freezer. I'm off to watch some tv before getting some much needed beauty sleep.

MAY 02/14 4:48 AM (FOR MAY 01/14)

I mostly layed around all day. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps. I took a trip home to relax and find some laundry soap. I found the watch I lost last year, on the floor in the bedroom. I also found some nice stuff to take to the market. I did a load of laundry and nodded off watching a couple episodes of Corner Gas on the puter.