MAR 31/12 10:59 PM

It was quiet at the market. One person fed me and two gave me coffee. I made a couple of sales. The highlight of my day was Henry giving me a bike. Mine has just about had the bisquit and the newer one will come in quite handy. When I got home I played on the puter then went to Cookie's for supper. I had a super donair and got full, so I took one home for a late night snack. I kicked her arse at wii bowling and am still the champ. I'm off to play on the puter.

Mar 30/12 11:58 pm

I went on a bus excursion to scenic downtown Riverview. Later I took the dog for a walk. I played on the puter then took a nap on the couch. My landlord called me up and gave me some pizza. BURRRP, it was delicious. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 30/12 12:32 AM (FOR MAR 29/12

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I played on the puter and ate too much food. In the evening I went on a bus excursion to the bank. I took the scenic route, passing through Sunny Brae, Humphries, Dieppe, Lewisville, and Parkton. I was at the Blue Cross building, Champlain Place twice, Northwest Center, the Power Center, Highfield Square, and parts of lower Main Street. I discovered lower Main Street is full of wifi spots....Wahooo, I guess I'll be getting out more when the weather gets nicer. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 29/12 12:15 AM (FOR MAR 28/12)

I woke up about 4:00 am. I couldn't get back to sleep so I played on the puter. I had a good appointment with social services and should have a new drug card within a couple of days. I went on a Whopper run and only missed one bus. The new tablet is excellent for use on the bus. It's not too big nor too small. Later I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter. At bowling my team got our arses kicked, taking only two points. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 27/12 11:23 PM

My tv showed up. I'm debating on whether to keep it and use it as a monitor or give it to Mrs W. I'll probably do the latter. I seniorsat and took the dog for three walks. Later I played on the puter. It was a productive day........(if you're a statue). I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 26/12 10:52 PM

It was a long day. I woke up around 4:00 am and couldn't get back to sleep. I played on the puter then took the dog for a walk. I layed down about 1:00 pm for a nap and the doorbell rang. Oh boy, my tablet was here. The tv is still out there in Deliveryland, but at least I now had portable wifi, not as bulky as a laptop and easier to see than a smartphone. I played with it for a couple of hours then layed down for a nap. The phone started ringing like crazy. That guy who works for Rodgers must have been having a family reunion. There were almost as many East Indians as there are in East India, or at least in Toronto. One called when I was in the bathroom. He asked for some badly mispronounced name so I told him he had the wrong number. He asked who I was and I told him I was just a burglar breaking in and stealing somebody's tv set then hung up. It was then I thought he might be calling to tell me they found my misplaced tv. Oh well, poop happens. I gave up on the nap idea and played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tablet tv (a rather nifty app)then try to take a nap.

MAR 26/12 5:05 AM (FOR MAR 25/12)

It was quiet at the market again. I nodded off acouple of times. Three people fed me and one gave me coffee. After the market I went to Cookie's for supper. I got filled up on Dixie Lee fried chicken and french fries. I took a nap when I got home and had a great sleep.

MAR 24/12 10:06 PM

It was quiet at the market. I bought more than I sold. One person fed me and one gave me coffee. When I got home I played on the puter and watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

MAR 23/12 11:11 PM

I went on a bus excursion to Riverview. My energy level was real low so I left early for home. I think possibly I shouldn't have taken my morning pills with a bottle of Ensure as something was disagreeing with something else. When I got home I took a nap, sat on the throne, took the dog for a walk, sat on the throne again, then took another nap. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 22/12 11:01 PM

I seniorsat this morning then took the dog for a walk. I went to the soup kitchen where I had two plates of stew and salad. I also had a bowl of beef vegetable soup, chichen noodle soup, two rolls with butter, eight crackers, a coffee, and a glass of juice. I broke the rear axle on my bike and had to push it home. I took the dog for another walk, nodding off on the chair in Cookie's back yard. After that I played on the puter then took a nap. I'm off for another nap.

MAR 21/12 11:54 PM

I took the dog for a walk then went to the soup kitchen. I had two plates of rice, carrots, cauliflower, and salad. I also had two bowls of beef vegetable soup with seven and a half crackers, two rolls with butter, a coffee, and a glass of juice. I got quite full. After that I was off on a Whopper run for the neighbours. When I got home I took the dog for another walk then took a nap. Tonight at bowling our team kicked ass taking eight points from the other team. I'm tired and am off to sleep through some tv.

MAR 20/12 11:28 PM

Today is the first day of spring. I seniorsat this morning and took the dog for a walk. I went to the soup kitchen where I had two plates of ham, potato salad, macaroni salad, and salad. I also had two bowls of macaroni soup, two rolls with butter, eight crackers, and a coffee. In the afternoon I took the dog for another walk and played of the puter. I took a nap then played on the puter some more. I'm off for another nap.

MAR 19/12 11:34 PM

I'll try to post my diary again. After typing for about twenty minutes I got paid a visit from that sunnofabitch, BSOD. I took the dog for two walks. She really liked getting out for them. It was a nice day so I decided to go to the soup kitchen. I loaded up a go green Sobey's bag with shirts that were too small for me and off I went. I set them on the table for anybody who might want them and went up to get my dinner. I enjoyed two plates of lasagna, peas, carrots, and salad. I also consumed two bowls of potato soup, two rolls with butter, nine crackers, a coffee, and a glass of juice. I got filled up and decided to mosey on. The shirts were still there but my new hat was gone. I don't know if somebody stold it or thought it was a giveaway with the shirts. I'd like to think it was the latter. I really liked that hat. It was the same as the one that fell into the terlit a few weeks back. I went home and fed the birds. Later I took a nap then played on the puter. I'd better finish posting this entry before that fornicating, fatherless child, BSOD, strikes again. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 18/12 11:54 PM

It was quiet at the market and I dozed off for a couple of minutes. Two people fed me, two gave me coffee, and one gave me hot chocolate. I went to Cookie's for supper. Later she kicked my arse at Wii bowling. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 17/12 11:32 PM

I made a few sales at the market. I didn't make any money but I had fun. Two people fed me, two gave me coffee, and ond gave me hot chocolate. I was wired for sound from the coffee. When I got home I took the dog for a walk. Later I had supper at Cookie's. We had Greco double decker pizza again. I felt a bit guilty kicking her arse at Wii bowling. I had eight strikes in a row and ended up with a 258 game. I'm off to play on the puter.

MAR 16/12 11:27 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. It was so nice out I decided to go to the food bank. The fresh air felt great. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv, possibly the weather channel.

MAR 16/12 1:36 AM (FOR MAR 15/12)

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I played on the puter. In the evening I took a power nap. I'm off to finish my nap.

MAR 14/12 11:50 PM

I went on a sightseeing tour to Riverview where I drank coffee and ate potato chips. I nodded off on both busses on the way over. After that I was off on a Whopper run. Somehow the six busses I was on ligned up perfectly and I was back home quicker than expected. I took the dog for a walk. She had fun playing in the fresh fallen snow. I looked over and saw the pidgeon with the broken foot on my lawn. I tossed him a couple of rolls. Within a few seconds I had ten pidgeone and about twenty small little chirpy birds. I tossed them lots more rolls. After a bit I took a nap then played on the puter. At bowling my team won the 50-50 draw and took six points from the other team. The 50-50 prize made us each $7.65 profit. I comemorated our win buy buying the team a bag of potato chips. I'm a bit tired so I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

MAR 13/12 10:58 PM

I seniorsat this morning then took the dog for two walks. I called Social Services and have an appointment with them on March 28th. I have a poopload of stuff to do before then. I went on a bus excursion down Main Street, stopping at the bank, library, Robinson Park, Oak Park, and Tim Horton's. I made it home and almost took a nap, deciding to play on the puter instead. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 12/12 11:07 PM

I had a good doctor's appointment. My tryglicerides are a bit high, but for me, it's the lowest they've been in many years. I got home to find a thick envelope in my mail box. I guess I'm too slow renewing my drug card and have to go through the system again. It's a royal pain but at least it helps create jobs. I inherited a bunch of stuff today to sell at the market. It goes on sale this weekend. I took the dog for a walk and she really enjoyed it. She didn't want to go back in. The last I saw her she set up camp on the front steps. The BSODs are driving me bonkers. I've had about nine or ten today. I'm off to watch some tv then get some sleep. Tomorrow morning will soon be here.

MAR 11/12 11:34 PM

I woke up around 5:00 am. My puter is acting up so I rolled over and went back to sleep. I woke up and looked at the clock. Holey poop, it was 8:38 am. I took a leak, got dressed, took my morning meds, and was out the door quicker than a Moncton motorist trying to make it throught a yellow light. It was quiet at the market again. I had a couple of small sales. Three people fed me, two gave me coffee, and one gave me a hot chocolate. I found a roll up the rim donut winning paper on the floor and ate lots of Joan's candies. When I got home I played on the puter then went to Cookie's for supper. I kicked her arse at Wii bowling. When I got home I took a half hour nap then played on the puter again. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 10/12 10:54 PM

It was a long day. I woke up about 5:00 am. I had three BSODs before 6:00 am. I was so cranky I tried to go back to sleep but couldn't. After a couple more BSODs I took the hint and shut off the puter. Two people fed me at the market, two gave me coffee, and another gave me a hot chocolate. I rolled up the rim and won my choice of a coffee or latte. Wahooo. I made a couple of sales and ate some candy from the candy dish by the front door. After the market I went to Cookie's for supper. We had Greco double decker pizza. It was quite good. I kicked ass at Wii bowling and set a new house record of 238. I amazed myself by getting six strikes in a row. I returned home and got about six more BSODs. I switched to safemode and the puter works a bit better. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 09/12 10;44 PM

I took the dog for two walks and laid around the house most of the day. I played on the puter and consumed lots of food. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 08/12 11:39 PM

I had a fairly busy day. I seniorsat then took the dog for a walk. After that I went to the soup kitchen where I enjoyed two plates of sallad, carrots, rice, and hamburg with gravy. I also enjoyed two bowls of vegetable soup, two rolls with butter, nine crackers, a coffee, and a glass of juice. I even got some bread for my pidgeon pals. From there I went to the bank to cash my heating rebate cheque then to the library to print off some important documents. I stopped by Social Services and dropped off a poopload of papers. It was a nice day so I sat on a couple of concrete blocks and watched the world go by. After a bit I hopped on the bus and headed on home. I fed the pidgeons and took the dog for another walk. I took a four and a half minute nap then played on the puter. I cursed the BSOD a couple of times. In the evening I took a small nap before playing on the puter some more. I'm off for a snack then to watch some tv.

MAR 07/12 11:37 PM

It was a long day. I was up around 6:00 am. I had an echocardiogram for 8:15 am at the Dumont Hospital. I decided that since I had fasted for almost twelve hours I'd catch the bus and go for some blood tests I had to get at the Moncton Hospital. I missed my bus by about ten minutes. It was nice out so I waited on the corner. I made it to the Moncton Hospital and all was going well. I even peed in the tiny jar with no misfires. I decided to treat myself to an extra large Double Double. I was halfway through the lineup and noticed my bus going by. That'll teach me to wake up and smell my coffee. I decided to get on a different bus and go on a sightseeing tour. I eventually made it to Burger King and bought my usual bag of Whoppers. I look up and there was the bus. I waved it down and hopped on. I wasn't paying attention to the time and didn't release I had made it to Highfield Square an hour earlier than I thought. I missed my transfer by about five minutes and proceeded to wait for my imaginary bus. It was nice out, and the smokers were few and between, so I didn't mind the wait. I eventually made it home. I was greeted buy a pidgeon with a broken foot perched on an old frozen bran muffin. I guess the poor little guy waited almost all day for me to get home to feed him. I got him a few dinner rolls just as the rest of the flock swooped down to join him. I somehow wondered if they were somehow setting me up to get extra bread. I took the dog for a walk and she really enjoyed playing in the snow. At bowling we kicked the other team's arses. They didn't even know what hit them. After I made it home I was posting my diary and got the BSOD SOB. I let out some loud choice words and started posting over again after rebooting. I'm off to watch some tv before I get it again.

FEB 06/12 11:56 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I was bored so I spent most of the day napping. I have a busy day ahead of me tomorrow so I'm off to bed.

MAR 05/12 11:22 PM

I took the dog for two walks and took a couple of naps. I overate then took another nap. All this napping is putting me to sleep. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 04/12 11:17 PM

Happy Parade Day (March Forth). It was slow at the market but two people fed me, two gave me coffee, and one gave me hot chocolate. I guess it wasn't too bad of a day. One person gave me a new hat. It is a copy of the one that fell into the terlit a couple weeks back, only brand new and dry. After the market I took a nap then went to Cookie's for supper. I kicked her arse at Wii bowling but she tied my house record. I think I feal a family feud coming up at the cyber lanes in the very near future. I'm off to play on the puter then to watch some tv.

MAR 03/12 11:21 PM

It was quiet at the market but I had a fairly good day. I had a couple of small sales, four people fed me, two gave me coffee, and one gave me hot chocolate. Still another person gave me a whole bunch of stuff I can sell. After the market I took a small nap then went to Cookie's for supper. I kicked her arse at Wii bowling racking up a record high score, at least it was a record for us. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 02/12 11:20 PM

I took the dog for two walks. Later I took a nap played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 01/12 11:33 PM

I had a bunch of stuff I planned to do today. With the exception of seniorsitting and taking the dog for two walks, very little got done.It was nice out in the morning but I almost froze my arse off in the afternoon. I overate again and took a couple of naps. I played on the puter for awhile and took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.