APR 30/09 11:02 PM

Today I did a lot of dishes. Later on I finally did my income tax. I took it to the post office and it was closed. I always thought the post office was open til midnight on income tax day. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 29/09 11:48 PM

I relaxed most of the day. I took my parent's dog for a walk. My bowling team took eight points tonight but we lost first place by one point. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 28/09 11:42 PM

Today was a good day for getting out of the house. I took my parent's dog for a walk, paid my rent, went to the beer store and got caught cycling in the rain. The rain did feal kind of nice. I'm off to surf the internet.

APR 28/09 1:17 AM (FOR APR 27/09)

It was a good day. I went to the food bank, beer store, and the bowling alley. I inhaled some good beer. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 26/09 9:57 PM

It was slow at the market again. I wasn't even able to drop by the beer store on the way home. I was tired so I took a nap when I got home. After that I played on the puter for a while.

APR 25/09 10:26 PM

It was a very slow day at the market. I sold for $1.00 and. My partner sold for $2.00. I inhaled too much brew last night so I wasn't very hungry today. I'm to have some cold water and watch some tv.

APR 24/09 10:12 PM

It was a long day. I went to Fat Joe's for a barbeque. Fat Joe offered to loan me $20.00 to buy beer and steak. By the time he realized he had no money in the bank and caught up with his mother to borrow some it was getting late. We bought our beer and steaks but there somehow was no barbeque. Another productive day down the tubes. I was soon on my bike pedalling home. After that I was off making my rounds and somehow bought more beer. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 23/09 10:16 PM

I relaxed most of the day. I went for a bike pedal but it was really windy outside. I made it as far as the beer store and invested in some beer. Since then I've gotten a return of my investment. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 23/09 12:50 AM (FOR APR 22/09)

I pedalled to the Superstore in Dieppe for my father in the morning. In the afternoon I went on a pedalling/bus riding excursion to Moncton Headstart. In the evening I went bowling. My team got our arses kicked, losing all eight points. We won the 50-50 draw so I bought some beer from the bar.

APR 21/09 10:51 PM

I had a quiet day. I napped and played on the puter. I was supposed to go to Fat Joe's for a barbeque but he wasn't home. He must have sobered up and forgot about the barbeque. I stayed home and had some really good stew I had left over from cooking class. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 20/09 10:49 PM

I went on a pilgrimage to Riverview in a quest for cheap drugs. It was a nice day and felt good to get out and about. The trip took about four hours including the stop at the pharmacy and sneaking to a nearby McDonalds. I was tired started to nod off at the pharmacy and on the bus home.

APR 20/09 10:35 PM (FOR APR 19/09)

I stopped at the beer store on the way home from the market and bought 4 beer. I drank them then finnished off the rest of the homebrew. I got quite intoxicated.

APR 18/09 11:51 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I was still a bit intoxicated from last night when I got up and got there about a half hour late. This evening I went to my landlord's and was treated to steak and beer. I'm off to watch some tv then to get some sleap. Tomorrow morning comes fast.

APR 19/09 12:04 AM (FOR APR 18/09)

I went for blood tests then headed to the collective kitchen. We cooked a lot of food. We made stir fry, shepherd's pie, apple crisp, and stew. I eventually made it back home to do a nature call and take a shower before heading to the flea market for a meeting. After that I went to Sobey's, the beer store, then home. I bought some popcorn and beer. The shepherd's bie, popcorn, and beer were quite good.

APR 16/09 10:09 PM

I slept a lot of the day after last night's "late night/early morning" homebrew sipping binge. I was quite tired. I even nodded off at the laundrymat for a few seconds. I'm not the Pope so tonight I won't go near the vat again (Vatican). I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 15/09 11:38 PM

I played on the puter most of the day and took a couple of naps. Our bowling team got our arses kicked tonight, taking only two points. We aren't in first place anymore. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 14/09 11:06 PM

I spent all day alternating between playing on the puter and taking naps. I'm not too lively after last night's sipping binge. The beer was an appetizer before I got into the homebrew. I'm not sure if getting to bed around is considered getting to bed errly or if it's considered staying up late. Oh well, I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 13/09 11:59 PM

It was a quiet day. I mostly played on the puter. I went on a multiple bus excursion and bought some beer and food. I bought 4 beer and 4 6 inch pizza subs for $15.63 plus $2.00 for the busses. I was out for about 6 hours. To me this is a big day out on the town and it costs less than $20.00. I'm off to the fridge for another beer then I'm going to watch some tv.

APR 12/09 10:39 PM

It was real quiet at the market today as it was closed for Easter. I was shocked as sh*t when I looked out the window and saw all the snow this morning as it was real nice for pedalling yesterday. I played on the puter most of the day and bottled up some more homebrew. I bottled up 4 bottles and drank 4 glasses. That is a better than Friday's ratio of 4 bottles bottled up and 12 glasses consumed. Well, I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 11/09 11:03 PM

It was quiet at the marked but I still had a good day. Myself and my parter won the 50/50 draw. Somebody gave me two pairs of shoes. Somebody else gave me a hard drive for my puter. Still somebody else gave me some blank DVDs. I even took a whole bag of food home from the vendor lounge at the end of the day. Heck, I even had $11.50 in sales. I'm staying away from the homebrew tonight as I really got poopeyed yesterday and don't want to push my luck healthwise. I'm off for a glass of water then to watch some tv.

APR 10/09 11:03 PM

It was a long day. I bottled up some home brew. I siphoned off more than I bottled up. I'm three sheets to the wind. It was a good day. I'm poopeyed.

APR 09/09

I played on the puter most of the day. In the evening I gave nyself a haircut. Later on I took a nap. It was a good nap.

APR 08/09 11:54 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I took a couple of naps. My bowling team got our a$$es kicked. I was tire and bowled crappy. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 08/09 11:37 PM (FOR APR 07/08)

I mostly laid around all day and played on the puter. In the evening I inhaled some beer and forgot to post in my diary.

APR 06/09 11:08 PM

I did a lot of dishes today and played on the puter. This life of a rich sophisticated playboy is starting to take it's toll on me (yawn). I think I'll go and do some more dishes.

APR 05/09 11:45 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I almost nodded off a couple of times. My bike was squeeking and squawking. I couldn't find any WD-40 so I lubed it up with Avon Skin So Soft. Besides making the bike work 100% better it has a nice fresh scent and there were no mosquitoes near it all day. After the market closed I got caught in the rain so I stopped by the beer store for some refreshing beverages. When I got home I happily sipped away and played on the puter. I'm off to either watch or sleep through some tv.

APR 04/09 10:33 PM

It was quiet at the flea market agd I started to nodd off a couple of times. I had way better sales than last Saturday but I'm still not making any money. I visited the vendor's lounge about 6 or 7 times, consuming a fair amount of food and tea. I almost stopped at the beer store but talked myself out of it. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 04/09 10:30 PM (FOR APR 03/09)

I went to the flea market to rearrange the tables a bit. I stopped at the beer store on the way home and bought 4 beer then played on the puter. I nodded off and forgot all about my diary.

APR 02/09 10:13 PM

I had a quiet day. I took a couple of naps, changed the lightbulb in the living room, helped to put together my parent's new tv, and played on the internet. I'm off to get some supper then to watch (sleep through) some tv.

APR 02/09 2:01 AM (FOR APR 01/09)

I had a good checkup at the defibulator clinic. I got shortwinded pedalling to and from the hospital. Sidewalks with snow mixed with bare spots are hard to pedal on. I finally delivered my vacuum cleaner to the bowling alley. Our bowling team bowled by ourselves tonight and took eight points. Todd, the bartender, fed me lots of refreshing beverages. It was a good day.