AUG 31/14 9:53 PM

Today was different from my usual routine. I woke up about 5:00 am, took a pee, then went back to bed. I woke up again at about 9:50 pm. Luckily I woke earlier or I might have wet the bed. The sleeping pill I took last night was really supposed to only be a half of a pill. Oh well, at least I didn't lose any sleep over it. Three people fed me at the market. I made a few sales then stopped by the beverage store on the way home. I'm as happy as the Stanley Cup visiting a Toronto golf course.

AUG 30/14 10:59 PM

It was quiet at the market again. Three people fed me and I made a couple of sales, soit was a fairly good day. When I got home I parked the Hardly Davidson. The wind blew t over, spilling about 12 or 13 cents worth of gas. I decided to cooldown and take a nap. My landlord bought me a Deluxe bacon double cheeseburger for supper. That helped put me in a better mood. I'm off to take another nap, then get some beauty sleep.

AUG 29/14 10:36 PM

Today was a good day. My nephew gave me $5.00 for helping him sell a computer. That really meant a lot to me. I got day five in at the cardio gym. I picked up three months of prescriptions and stopped by the beverage store. My landlord gave me a Vito's 12 inch pizza with the works and a beer. I'm as happy as a panhandler tripping over a roll of loonies. I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 28/14 10:21 PM

I had a good workout at the gym. It was nice and sunny out and the ride home felt really good. I was going to make a pilgrimage to the beverage store but it started pouring rain out. I relaxed in the porch and played on the puter. I'm off to take a small nap then probably head off to bed.

AUG 27/14 10:10 PM

I had a productive day. I paid some personal debs and some other bills. I had a good workout at the cardio gym. I even stopped by the beverage store for some refreshing beverages. They were some good, as was the pizza I cooked. I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 26/14 11:32 PM

I went to the cardio gym and really enjoyed my workout. I really enjoyed the ride home, feeling about twenty years younger. I played on the puter then took a nap. I went to the beverage store and bought one beer. It was quite good with a couple of granola bars. I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 25/14 11:13 PM

I went to the gym then played on the puter. Later I took a nap then played on the puter some more. It's only four months til Christmas, and I'm in a jolly good Ho Ho Ho mood. Maybe I should go and hire a ho or two. Hee hee, just kidding. I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 24/14 10:25 PM

I had a great day at the market. I sold for less than $20.00 but two people fed me, one gave me tea, and another gave me coffee. I stopped by the beverage boutique on the way home. I'm as happy as a silent fart in an elevator full of midgets. I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 23/14 9:30 PM

It was slow at the market again, but I had a good day. I made a couple of sales and four people fed me. I stopped by the beer store and bought some refreshing beverages. They are quite good. I'm as happy as poop in a park without a doggy bag. I'm off to surf the internet.

AUG 23/14 9:26 PM (FOR AUG 22/14)

I worked out at the cardio gym. My front bike tire was almost history so I finally got it replaced.

AUG 23/14 9:22 PM (FOR AUG 21/14)

I worked out at the cardio gym. I relaxed in the porch trying to figure why the internet wasn't working. I was cranky and went to bed.

AUG 20/14 11:16 PM

I didn't get anything done today except eat, sleep, use the facilities, and play on the puter. I'll sure be glad next week when it's payday. I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 20/14 1:14 AM (FOR AUG 19/14)

I had a good workout at the cardio gym. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm tired and might be getting to bed soon.

AUG 18/14 11:45 PM

It rained most of the day. I stayed inside and played on the puter. I took a nap then played on the puter some more. I'm off to expel a mouthful of yawns then to get some beauty sleep.

AUG 17/14 11:21 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made a couple of sales. Two people fed me and another gave me coffee. When I got home I played on the puter then took a nap. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

AUG 16/14 11:50 PM

It was quiet at the market. I sold for $2.50 and bought for $3.00 I guess that makes me a non profit disorganization. One person fed me and another brought me in a pile of boxes full of stuff. I can hardly wait until tomorrow morning to open them. When I got home I played on the puter. My landlord gave me a twelve inch Vito's pizza and six beer. It was a good day. I'll assume tomorrow will be a good day as I still have some beer and pizza leftover for tomorrow.

AUG 15/14 11:12 PM

I was all fired up to get my fifth trip to the cardio gym this week. I was almost heartbroken to see all that rain coming down. I sat in the front porch and played on the puter. The sun came out around 2:45 pm but the gym closes at 3:00 pm. Later I went down to the market to tidy the place up a bit. It mostly still looks the same. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

AUG 14/14 11:14 PM

I went to the cardio gym. When I got home I played on the puter. Later I took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv then get some beauty sleep.

AUG 13/14 10:52 PM

I had a good doctor appointment then worked out at the cardio gym. I played on the puter when I got home and started to nod off a few times. I decided to take a nap but couldn't sleep. I think I must be all wired up or something. Anyways, I'm off for some beauty sleep.

AUG 12/14 11:58 PM

Today was an underachiever day. It seems I couldn't do anything like I wanted to. I went to the cardio gym but they were closing early. I only got half a workout in. On the way home I stopped to visit The Canary in the hospital. He's in ICU and wasn't allowed to have any visitors. I went to Walmart to get three gift cards checked out. They all had zero balances. I took four cards to Subway and all were zero balances.  I made five trips to take five bags of bottles and cans to the bottle exchange place. They gave me one back as it was quite raunchy. We tossed it in the dumpster. When I got home I tried to take a nap but was too wide awake. I couldn't even pee straight. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

AUG 11/14 11:02 PM

I went to the cardio gym then to Subway for a breakfast sub. I bought some groceries at Walmart using a gift card I had. I played on the puter then took a nap. I played on the puter again. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

AUG 10/14 11:33 PM

I woke up around 4:00 am. I played on the puter for a couple of hours then went to the market. I didn't make any sales but spent twenty five cents on a beer mug. One person fed me, another gave me a coffee, and still another gave me two beer. I stopped by the beverage store and bought two beer. Later my landlord cooked me up a steak with french fries. I'm tired and will soon be off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

AUG 10/14 1:10 AM (FOR AUG 09/14)

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me and I made a couple of sales. When I got home I played on the puter then took a power nap.

AUG 08/14 10:49 PM

I worked out at the cardio gym. Later I stopped by the beverage store for a couple cans of barley soup. I stopped at Subway on the way home and bought a breakfast sub. The beer and sub were excellent. I played on the puter and tried to take a nap. I couldn't sleep so I played on the other puter. Soon it will be bedtime for Bonzo.

AUG 07/14 10:26 PM

I woke up around 4:30 am again. The internet wasn't working so I went back to sleep. I had a good workout at the cardio gym. Later I hauled seven bags of bottles and cans to Gorber's. After the seventh trip I stopped by the beverage store and bought my landlord and myself some beer. I stopped by  Subway on the way home and enjoyed a breakfast sub and a pop for $3.00 plus tax. I'm off to grab another beer then get some much needed beauty sleep.

AUG 06/14 11:15 PM

I woke up around 4:30 am then went back to sleep. I wanted to go to the gym but it was raining out. I played on the puter instead. Later I took a nap then played on the puter some more. I'm off to watch (and fall asleep through) a movie.

AUG 05/14 11:15 PM

I woke up about 4:30 am. The internet wasn't working so I went back to bed. I worked out in the cardio gym and it felt real good to hop on my bike and enjoy the breeze on it. Some dumb broad cut me off on the corner of Mountain Rd and Archibald.I yelled and swore at her. Then she started flicking the ashes out of her window and I wished I had something to throw at her.In the afternoon Cookie and myself went to get groceries. After that we had a barbeque. I took a small nap then played on the puter. I'm off to watch a movie then get some beauty rest.

AUG 04/14 10:05 PM

W and myself went to the casino for breakfast. Later she went home. I played on the puter then took a nap. I played on the puter again. I think I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 03/14 11:19 PM

I had a slow day at the market but one person fed me and two more people brought me coffee. I managed to stay awake all day. For supper Mrs W and myself went to Jean's Restaurant. The fried clams were very good, and I suspect the other half of them will be good for dinner tomorrow. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

AUG 02/14 11:02 PM

It was quiet at the market. One person fed me and another gave me a pop. I nodded off a couple of times. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm hoping for a productive day tomorrow. I'm off to watch a movie.

AUG 02/14 2:13 AM (FOR AUG 01/14)

I woke up around 4:00 am. I played on the puter then went back to bed. Myself and Mrs W went to Burger King for supper. My landlord and myself went to see Fifth On The Floor and Nashville Pussy at the Esquire Tavern. I really enjoyed myself. I'm due for some beauty rest.