OCT 31/01 11:00 PM

Today was a good day. Four people fed me at the market. Gary drove me to the beer store. I bought beer for myself and two neighbours. I gave him five beer for going. I handed out halloween treats for my parents then took the dog for a walk. Later I got poopeyed. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 30/10 11:43 PM

Today was a good day. Two people fed me at the marked, one giving me three jars of peanut butter. I took the dog for a walk. Later my landlord bought me a couple of Faxe's. They were some good. I'm off to surf the internet then sleep through some tv.

OCT 29/10 11:51 PM

I think I may have inhaled too much beer last night as I wasn't too lively today. I woke up to a porch full of various sized pet cages. I somehow dug my way out the front door. I still managed to take the dog for three walks and took a couple of naps. The good news the plumber fixed the drain pipe and I can fully use my bathroom again. I celebrated by downloading to my heart's content. I'm off to surf the internet then watch some tv.

OCT 28/10 11:24 PM

I had a good day. I took both dogs for three walks each. I went for a beer run for one of my neighbours then I went to the beer store for more beer. I'm tired and comfortable as poop. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 27/10 11:31 PM

Today was a good day. I got my pension cheque, seniorsat, made a Whopper run, went to the beer store, took the dog for three walks, took another dog for one walk, and basically enjoyed the day. Tonight I had beer and Whoppers for supper. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 26/10 10:17 PM

I survived the night at the fancy motel. My bed was almost waste high and I almost fell out out of it going to the bathroom in the dark. Breakfast was fun. I had four waffles with peanut butter and jam, a bowl of Raison Bran, two bananas, a cup of coffee, a glass of apple juice, and a glass of orange juice. I took the dog for two walks, got groceries, and made a secret trip to the beer store. Mrs W took me to Deluxe for a cheeseburger platter before she went home. She knows the way to my heart (cholesterol, hee hee). Later my landlord gave me half of a pizza. I'm quite full, BURRRRRRP, please excuse me. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 25/10 9:10 PM

It was a productive day. I took the dog for two walks. I did a beer run for one of my neighbours. I sold a lot of empties, making almost enough to pay for my groceries tomorrow and for my bowling on Wednesday. Later Mrs W took me to Ponderosa for dinner. We are staying at a motel tonight as the plumbing at home isn't fixed yet. I'm off to help Mrs W watch some tv. Dancing With The Stars....YUCK!!

OCT 24/10 11:12 PM

It was quiet at the market and only one person fed me. I still owe $7.00 rent for my section. I took the dog for a walk and we met up with her cousin, Shaggy. The water is still shut off so Mrs W is camping out at Cookie's place again. Geez, I wish I had some beer. Oh well, I think I'll be doing a beer run tomorrow for one of my neighbours. I'm off for a nap.

OCT 23/10 11:13 PM

It was quiet at the market. Four people fed me. After the market myself and Mrs W went to China House for supper. I got quite full. We still haven't got the plumbing fixed yet so Mrs W is spending the night at Cookie's place. My nephew has his internet screwed up again and hopefully Mrs W will have it up and running again. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 22/10 11:39 PM

Today was another good day. I took the dog for three walks. I put a window in my father's front porch. Mrs W and myself went to dinner at the soup kitchen. We had turkey, potatoes with gravy, carrots, two kinds of salad, rolls, juice, and beef vegetable soup. It was some friggin' good. My landlord shut off the water to fix a pipe so Mrs W decided to stay at a motel for the night. After all, she is on hollidays. They were out of rooms where she's staying so she got a sweet deal on a suite. The frigging thing is twice the size of my apartment. I fell in love with the big comfortable chair and had dreams of sleeping in it (any bad pun intended). I wasn't allowed to stay as it violated the terms of their agreement. We went to Boston Pizza where I had a big plate of nachos. I brought some back home where I am happily nibbling on nachos and sipping on beer. I still have a large secret supply of beer tucked away and hope I'm sober enough in the morning to pick up Mrs W, then get to the flea market. I'm off to have another beer and watch some tv.

OCT 21/10 10:16 PM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for three walks and went to dinner at the soup kitchen with Mrs W. She liked it there and even had second helpings. We will be going there again tomorrow. I did a beer run for my father and was compensated with lots of beer. Mrs W did my dishes and cleaned up my kitchen a bit. I'm tired but happy. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 20/10 11:30 PM

Today was a productive day. I had a good doctor appointment, took the dog for two walks, got lots of prescriptions filled, and did a Whopper run. Mrs W even took me to Dairy Queen for dinner. I think my team lost at bowling tonight but I'm not totally sure. The other team bowled off and the computer didn't show their totals. I'm tired and think I'm off to bed.

OCT 19/10 10:28 PM

It was a nice day out. I took the dog for three walks and gathered up a bunch of empties to take to Gorber's either tomorrow or Thursday. Mrs W made it down to visit for a few days. She stopped in the lesser famous Woodstock and bought Buddy some birdseed and millet. He is one happy little camper tonight. I'm off to get some sleep as I have a busy day ahead of me tomorrow.

OCT 18/10 11:57 PM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for three walks and did a beer run. I took a couple of naps and feal way better than I did for the last few days. The beer and the jar of Irma's pickles may have perked me up a bit. I'm off to watch a making of Woodstock documentary.

OCT 17/10 11:32 PM

I wasn't very lively today. It was quiet at the market. Two people fed me. I took the dog for a walk then took a nap on the couch. I'm off to watch, and possibly, sleep through what's left of Night Of The Living Dead.

OCT 17/10 11:31 PM (FOR OCT 16/10)

It was quiet at the market. Two people fed me. I took the dog for a walk in the evening then did a beer run. I got poopeyed.

OCT 15/10 9:19 PM

I seniorsat this morning and took the dog for three walks. I wasn't fealing too good and spent most of the day on the couch. I'm back to the couch again.

OCT 14/10 11:33 PM

I wasn't too lively today and spent a lot of the day napping on the couch. I seniorsat and took the dog for three walks. Right now I'm watching TNA Wrestling on tv. Wowswers, what a soap opera. It's an hour and fifteen minutes into the show and they're just starting the first match. I think I'd rather watch paint dry. Actually the wrestling part isn't too bad but they are way overdoing the crap side stories. I'm off to finish watching the show that finally just got started.

OCT 14/10 1:36 PM (FOR OCT 13/10)

I got poopeyed and accidently posted this diary entry in the boating fund. I guess the beer I inhaled today was quite good.
Today was a good day. I woke up about 4:00 am then went back to bed and had a great sleep. I seniorsat, took the dog for a couple of walks, did a Whopper run, did a beer run, helped one of my neighbours hang a couple of flower pots, and took a couple of naps. Later at bowling I bowled a 131 string which is the high single for our bowling league. I'm off to surf the internet.

OCT 13/10 12:19 AM (FOR OCT 12/10)

I just woke up. I felt like crap and slept most of the day. The dog still got her three walks so I know I'm not dead yet. I have a busy day planned for tomorrow so I'm going back to bed.

OCT 11/10 11:59 PM

We had a yardsale today. I think I sold for almost $50.00. That's not so good since $40.00 of that was for my new bike. Oh well, at least I got to take the dog for three walks. I also think I caught a cold. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

OCT 10/10 11:47 PM

I was tired as heck today, as I couldn't sleep most of last night. I nodded off at the market a couple of times before noon. I nodded off a couple of times in the afternoon, too. Paul gave me, and my bike, a drive home. I took a nap then let the dog take me for a walk. I later enjoyed a couple of beer. Actually, I'm still enjoying the lingering after effects. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 09/10 11:11 PM

I had a good day at the market. I didn't really make any money but I had fun. I almost went to the beer store on the way home but decided not to as my energy level was a bit low. After I got home I bought an almost new mountain bike from one of my neighbours. I think I'll pedal it to the market tomorrow and try to sell it. I took the dog for a walk tonight and the dog really liked it. I'm tired so I'm off for a nap.

OCT 08/10 11:30 PM

I had a good day. I took the dog for three walks and made a beer run for one of my neighbours. I ae good all day and took a couple of good naps. I have the house all to myself so I'm off to play some tunes, and maybe put the subwoofers on for a bit.

OCT 07/10 11:40 PM

It was another good day. I took the dog for three walks, made a beer run for one of my neighbours, took a couple of naps, played on the puter, and enjoyed the fresh air. I also enjoyed some beer I was given. I am happy as puppy poop in a park. Hey, it's pretty bad, but at least it's an original saying. I'm off to watch some tv.

oct 06/10 11:52 pm

It was a good day. I woke up half in the bag from last night's beer sipping binge. I took the dog for two walks, went to the beer store, did a Whopper run, and went to the food bank. At the food bank they gave me so much food that I had to walk my bike part way home. When I got home I was exhausted. I enjoyed a Whopper and a beer on the front steps. My team really kicked ass at bowling, taking all eight points from one of the toughest teams. When I got home I inherited three pieces of pizza from my landlady. I'm off to check my email then get some much needed beauty rest.

OCT 05/10 11:50 AM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for three walks. I went to the soup kitchen for dinner, and for the first time since I was about ten years old, I couldn't finish the food on my second plate. We had spagetti, garlic bread, coleslaw, salad, and chicken soup. I did a beer run for one of my neighbours and am enjoying some beer that came my way. I have to get to bed as tomorrow will be a busy day.

OCT 04/10 11:53 PM

I took the dog for three walks then went for a nap on the couch. Later I watched some tv. I'm off to play on the internet.

OCT 03/10 10:49 PM

Between the yard sale and the flea market I'm still treading water. I'm way behind with the bills but slowly catching up. One person fed me at the market. Still not quite fealing myself, I passed on the two sanwiches she offered me, still have 1 1/2 in my fridge from yesterday. I took the dog for a walk and, later ate the T-bone steak I gotfrom my landlord last night. It was quite good with some beer. I'm tired as heck and am off to surf the internet for awhile. Then I'm off to the couch for some sleep.

OCT 02/10 11:53 PM

It was a long day and I was a bit under the weather. I got soaked pedalling to the market. Two people fed me. I wasn't too hungry and have a sandwich in the fridge. Later my landlord barbequed me a steak. It, and the beer I bought, is in the fridge. My father gave me two Whoppers left over from last Wednesday. I just ate one and seem to be perking up a bit. I took the dog for two walks. She really liked the one at 1:00 am. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.

OCT 02/10 2:06 AM (FOR OCT 01/10)

It was a totally unpredictable day for me. It was sunny when I left on the bike to do a couple of errands. Within a matter of a couple of minutes the rain had me drenched. My puter was running slow all day, so I got p155ed off at it and shut it down for a couple of hours. I was supposed to buy a bike from somebody but couldn't find him after a couple of tries. Later, when I was taking the dog for a walk, I met up with him. I took the dog for three walks which was quite routine for me. I got a call about 7:00 PM from my sister regarding a scary family incident. I rushed next door and did my best to help. It eventually ended shortly before 2:00 AM. That's why my diary is late. I'm off to enjoy a couple of beer then get some much needed beauty rest.