APR 30/15 11:22 PM

Today I mostly played on the puter, napped, and consumed calories. Mrs W and myself went to Uncle Jim's to feed the cat. I'm tired and am off for some beauty sleep.

APR 29/15 10:57 PM

I woke up quite early this morning. I played on the puter then went on a road trip with Mrs W. We went to the post office, bank, her friend's house, her mother's mailbox, Uncle Jim's, Thanh Van restaurant (I got full and could only eat half of my clams and french fries), the dollar store, Super Store, and Sobey's. I bought a laser pointer for the cats and some brewing supplies for me. The cats really liked the pointer and I'm quite sure I'll like the brew when it's finished.I'm off to check my email.

APR 28/15 11:27 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. We went up country to feed the last cat. It was my first time ever I was there and didn't see any cats. It just somehow didn't seem right. I didn't even see a racoon either. I think I might have eaten too much today. I feel like I put on about five pounds. I'm off for a nature call.

APR 27/15 11:40 PM

After getting wet from the rain I hopped on the bus and headed to Mrs W's. I made it safely and we had dinner at Subway. The refills were free so I ate a smart part of my sub and filled up on juice. I ate some more when we got home. I'm saving the other half for breakfast tomorrow morning. Some of the cats are happy to see me. Others are a bit timid. Oh well, I'll be covered with cat hair before I get back home. I couldn't get my laptop for lack of a code so I found a blue coloured cable. The internet works great. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 26/15 11:46 PM

It was slow at the market. I sold for $10.00. Four people fed me so it was a good day. When I got home I played on the puter. Later I packed for my trip to visit Mrs W tomorrow. I'm off for a midnight snack then will get some much needed beauty sleep.

APR 25/15 10:57 PM

It was quiet at the market but it wasn't too bad of a day. I had a couple of very small sales and made a good trade. Here's a video of the new puppy I adopted. It's only eight months until Christmas. Merry Christmas a tiny bit early. I'm off to do some housework.

APR 24/15 11:10 PM

I went to the soup kitchen for dinner. I enjoyed salad, an egg sandwich, chicken soup with crackers, a roll, a piece of cake, juice, and a coffee. I picked up a dozen rolls before leaving and gave them to the guy down the street. Tonight my landlord gave me pizza and beer. I'm a happy camper. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 23/15 11:12 PM

I went to the soup kitchen. I indulged in meatballs, rice, carrots, salad, soup, cookies, crackers, roll, juice, and coffee. I was comfortably full. I went home and took a nap. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to do some dishes.

APR 23/15 1:22 AM (FOR APR 22/15)

Ihad a good doctor appointment. I played on the puter most of the day. Mrs W sent me some money for a bus ticket to visit her next week. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

APR 21/15 11:33 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I cooked dinner, washed the dishes, took out the garbage, and am in the process of doing laundry (all in the same day). I'm off to finish doing the laundry and have a glass of homebrew.

APR 21/15 1:13 AM (FOR APR 20/15)

I played on the puter for most of the day. I did some dishes then took a nap.

APR 19/15 11:29 PM

I had a good day. I woke up around 6:00 am and my landlord cooked me breakfast. Four people fed me at the market. I made a couple of sales. On the way home Donnie bought me a pint of vodka. It went down some good with some ginger ale. I played on the puter then washed lots of dishes. I'm off to sample some homebrew.

APR 18/15 11:10 PM

I was up most of last night trying to fix my new laptop. I finally got it working good about 6:00 am, getting about thirty minutes of sleep. I sold for $1.00, bought for $10.00, and traded $10.00 worth of stuff at the market. There numbers aren't too impressive but three people fed me so it was a good day. I went home and took a power nap. I woke up around 9:30, and thinking it was 9:30 am instead of 9:30 pm, jumped out of bed in a panic. I looked at the window and was happy when I saw darkness. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 17/15 11:20 PM

I found a letter in my mailbox saying I got my driver's liscence back. I was happy as poop. Then I went to the soup kitchen for dinner. I enjoyed rice, chicken a la king, peas, salad, brownies, juice, and coffee. I played on the internet when I got home. My landlord cooked me a 14 inch pizza. It was quite good and I got very full after eating only half of it. BURRRRRP, Please excuse me.

APR 17/15 10:16 AM (FOR APR 16/15)

Myself and Chicken Wings went to the soup kitchen for dinner. I had ham, potatoes, peas, salad, pumpkin pie, apple pie, soup, and coffee. I got quite full. When I got home I played on the internet. I drank a couple of beer and watched Dumb And Dumber 2.

APR 15/15 11:22 PM

Chicken Wings and myself went to the food bank. I got three bags of food and he got four. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to cook some popcorn.

APR 14/15 11:40 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I went out on a junkfood mission and brought home four bags of chips. It was a nice day and the fresh air really felt good. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 13/15 11:51 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I made it as far as the front steps but I think I'll get out farther tomorrow. I'm off to cook some dinner.

APR 12/15 11:21 PM

I had a good day at the market. One person fed me and I had $12.25 in sales ($3.25 of it in Canadian Tire money). Why was it a good day? Because I had fun. I got to hang out with my little buddy, Clark, the pug dog. Billy gave me a bunch of stuff I can either sell, recycle, give away, or toss out. If I make a few dollars from it, excellent. If not, still good. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 11/15 11:47 PM

I had a pretty good day. I made some good purchases at the market and two people fed me. When I got home I traded a couple of articles with my nephew. My landlord got fiber op internet and gave me the code. Later he gave me a pizza and a couple of beer. I'm a happy camper.

APR 10/15 11:19 PM

I set off to the food bank. I got on one of the wrong busses by mistake. By the time I got there I was about a half hour late, instead of the half hour early I thought I was. Like the Soup Nazi might sa "No food for you". I walked in the rain to the beverage store. I got home and sipped some brew. The internet is still acting up but I'm semi poopeyed and just don't give a rat's ass about it. I'm off for another refreshing beverage.

APR 09/15 11:45 PM

The internet was acting up a lot of the day. Tonight I went grocery shopping with Cookie. The internet is working better now. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 08/15 11:35 PM

Today I got a haircut. I wanted a Mohawk but my bald spot kind of limited that idea. When I got home I played on the internet then took a nap.

APR 07/15 11:20 PM

This morning I decided to go to the SPCA to see if Eddie was there. I hiked about a mile from the closest bus stop to get there. I got there two hours before they opened. Luckily they let me in early. There was no sign of Eddie but there were a lot of nice cats there. I had about four hours before the next bus so I started walking to Fisher's store. Holey poop, those two miles seamed to go on forever. I was about two houses away when the bus went by. I waited for the next one. I caught it and was on my way home. On the third bus I had to p155 like a racehorse. I bailed out at the Moncton hospital, barely making it to the bathroom on time. It was another half hour waiting for the next bus. I eventually made it home and took a nap. I think I'm off to bed very soon.

APR 06/15 11:31 PM

I was bored today so I went to the beverage store. It was a good trip and the fresh air did me good. Tonight the internet was acting up quite badly. I swore a couple of times. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 05/15 11:49 PM

It was quiet at the market. I nodded off a couple of times. Two people fed me. When I got home my landlord had steak and French fries cooked for me. I was half done eating it when Cookie called inviting me to dinner at Jean's Restaurant. I was too full to go and had to say no. I was very tempted to go and take half the food home in a doggy bag for dinner tomorrow. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 04/15 11:03 PM

I had a good day at the market. Two people fed me. I made a few trades. I stopped by the beverage store on the way home. I sipped some brew. By my standards this was a good day.

APR 03/15 11:31 PM

The internet was acting up. I was getting cranky and decided to go the beverage store. I waited and waited for the bus but it didn't show up. I realized it was Good Friday and the busses weren't running. I went back home. My landlord gave me some pizza and loaned me some beer. Now I have an excuse to go to the beverage store tomorrow.

APR 02/15 10:57 PM

I did my income tax today. A little voice tells me if it only took ten or fifteen minutes I must have done something wrong. I was anxiously waiting for my GST cheque to arrive tomorrow not realizing it got deposited today. The internet was acting up again so I took a nap. I'm off to watch a movie.

APR 01/15 11:10 PM

I played on the puter for most of the day. The internet kept frigging up. I got my old puter working again. I'm off to cook some dinner.