MAY 30/10 10:49 PM

I had a good day at the market. I didn't make any money but four people fed me. After the market I went to Cookie's for a barbeque then I took the dog for a walk. Later I played on the puter for awhile. I'm not sure if Mrs W is coming here tonight or tomorrow morning. I'm off for a nap. That should get her here.

MAY 29/10 11:00 PM

It was slow at the market. Three people fed me. I got caught in the rain pedalling home. I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter. My puter slowed to a crawl about forty minutes ago and I had to reboot it. What a #$%&ing slow process. Mrs W called to say she's coming for a visit tomorrow so I started to tidy the place up a bit. I picked up a lot of recyclables and put them in a solid green garbage bag so she won't know a lot of them are beer cans. What she doesn't know won't hurt me. I'm off to have a glass of water and tidy up the place some more.

MAY 28/10 11:33 PM

Today was a long day. I woke up around 4:00 am with an edema attack and had a very hard time breathing. I took a water pill around 6:00 and another one around 11:00 am. I took the dog for three walks. I went to cooking class where I nodded off a couple of times. We made scalloped potatoes, sweet and sour meatballs, and Mauii wowie chicken. I don't know whether to eat the chicken or smoke it. In the evening I went to the market and put some new things out. I pedalled home and took two breaks along the way. I have a pint of vodka next to my couch but I'm too tired to drink it. Oh well, it will be there tomorrow. I'm off to get some sleep.

MAY 27/10 11:50 PM

Today was a good day. I was a bit hungover from last night, actually half lit a good part of the day. I still managed to take the dog for three walks, take a couple of naps, play on the puter, visit my mother in the hospital, and make a beer run. That is just the FAXE, Ma'am. I owe my landlord a pint of vodka. I think I owe him more so I bought a 12 pack of beer and will give him the option to choose one or the other. What he doesn't choose I will drink. Sounds good to me. I'm off to watch some cartoons.

MAY 27/10 00:52 PM (FOR MAY 26/10)

It was a good day for walking the dog. I walked her three times. My father wanted me to do a beer run. I was compesated with very good beer. I'm getting poopeyed.

MAY 25/10 10:33 PM

I took the dog for three walks and had a barbeque at my landlord's place. I ate lots of steak. I drank 14 vodka shooters and am happy as poop.

MAY 24/10 11:32 PM

I took the dog for three walks and had another barbeque at cookie's. I was exhausted and nodded off in the chair on her balcony for a few seconds. I took a long nap on the couch when I got home.

MAY 23/10 11:47 PM

I had a good day at the market. I didn't make any money but two people fed me. I bought six boxes of stuff for $xx.00. From what I sold I got my $xx.00 back and still have about five and a half more boxes to go. I stopped at the beer store on the way home and purchased some refreshing beverages. I had a barbeque at Cookies place. Later I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter for a few hours. I'm finishing my beer then going for a nap.

MAY 23/10 11:43 PM (FOR MAY 22/10)

I had an ok day at the market. Three people fed me. My father called me over, telling me someone left me a plastic bag in his fridge. I looked in it and, WHOOPIEE, there were six cans of Faxe beer in it. I got poopeyed and forgot to write in my diary.

MAY 21/10 11:38 PM

Today was a good day. I woke up about 4:00 am, 4:30 am, 5:00 am, 5:30 am, and finally, 6:00 am. I took the dog for three walks, thought about doing the laundry, and thought about doing the dishes. I didn't do the laundry or the dishes, but it's the thought that counts. I put on a batch of ginger beer and cooked some Hamburger Helper. Wahoo..........Send me off to the Gerry Springer Show. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 20/10 11:56 PM

I took the dog for three walks today. I was on my way over to take her for the second walk and the porch door was locked. I thought it was kind of strange for that to happen at 3:30 pm so I left and came back 30 minutes later. The porch was still locked.I waited another half hour and came back again. This time my father was in the porch. I looked at his clock ans saw it said 2:30. I though "WRF" then put two and two together. My clock I have home is set for twenty four time display. I looked it at 13:15. There was an article partially in the way and I saw 3:15. Being in a hurry, my mind just didn't catch on what time it really was. Oh well the dog got her 3:15 walk at 2:30.

MAY 19/10 11:08 PM

Today started off at about 5:30 am with a call from my father. My mother was off to the hospital. Sober as I was I almost fell down the stairs on my way over. It's dark at 5:30 am and I have good curtains (plus I forgot to turn on the light). I took the dog for four walks during the day and managed to take a trip to the beverage store. My father bought me some beer and I'm enjoying the beer immensly. I'm off for a much needed nap.

MAY 18/10 11:35 PM

I took the dog for three walks today and played on the puter a lot. I cooked up lots of spagetti and will have some for breakfast tomorrow morning. I'm watching TPB Countdown To Liquor Day for the forth time. The other three times I tried to watch it I got poopeyed and fell asleep each time. I'm off to finish watching the movie.

MAY 16/10 10:59 PM

I had a good day at the market. I didn't make any money but I had fun, and two people fed me. After the market I pedalled to the beer store and bought some beer. Either I'm getting old or the hills are getting bigger, hmmmm, possibly both. After taking a nap I took the dog for a walk. Arriving back home, my landlord gave me two beer. I'm off to finish the beer and watch some tv. As a bonus to a good day my foot isn't hurting......WAHOOO!!!

MAY 15/10 11:40 PM

I had a fairly good day at the market. I didn't make any money but 4 people fed me. I also bought another cheap laptop. I don't know if it works or not, as it didn't come with a power supply, but I won't get my hopes up too high. I came home tonight and my internet wasn't working. After much frigging around I came to the conclusion my router wasn't working. I guess it got a bit too hot sitting on top of the modem. Oh well, I've lived for over 50 years without wireless internet. I guess it won't kill me not to have it now. I'll just have to get up off the couch more and walk to the desktop in the bedroom. My foot was hurting like heck tonight so I didn't take the dog for too far of a walk. I took about a two hour nap on the couch and am now wide awake. I'm off to toss and turn all night.

MAY 14/10 11:26 PM

Today was a long day. I woke up about 4:30 am and played on the puter. I went back to sleep around 6:00 am and was woken to the chirping on my pal, Buddy Bird. It was 7:58 and I had to be at my parent's at 8:00 so out the door I hobbled. I napped in my parent's front porch. Later I took the dog for three walks and played on the puter. In the evening I went to the market to rearrange my shelves a bit. Dave bought lots of pizza so I helped get rid of three peices of it. It was good and I was stuffed. After that it was off to the beverage boutique to get my Faxe straight. I stopped by Sobey's on the way back and bought Buddy some bird seed. I almost paid double for it but but figured it was better than pedalling across town to the dollar store. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 13/10 11:29 PM

My foot was really sore today. Throughout the day I took six Tylonol 3's and an arthritis pill. It just started feeling good a couple hours ago. I was only able to the dog for two short walks because of the pain. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 12/10 11:40 PM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for three walks. I inherited some beer. I cooked some good food. I am as happy as a dog with two peckers and a park full of trees. I'm off for a nap.

MAY 11/10 11:34 PM

I took the dog for three walks. I played on the puter most of the day and took a couple of long naps. I'm off for another nap.

MAY 10/10 11:49 PM

I took the dog for a couple of walks. My father gave me a few adult beverages which I really enjoyed. I found out why my George Foreman grill machine didn't work. I was plugging in the toaster oven....DOH!! All in all it was a good day.

MAY 09/10 11:01 PM

It was quiet at the market but I ate well. I nodded off a couple of times. It was a wet pedal home but the rain felt kind of nice. Later I took a nap on the couch before taking the dog for a walk. I took another nap then played on the puter for awhile. I'm off to check some email.

MAY 08/10 11:26 PM

This morning I was still half lit when I pedalled to the market. In the afternoon I nodded off a few times. Sales were slow but four people fed me. I had a hard time pedalling home as I was exhausted. Later I took the dog for a walk in the rain. I then played played on the puter and took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 07/10 11:59 PM

It was a productive day. I babysat my mother in the morning. I took the dog for three walks. I had a couple of naps. I went to the market and rearranged my shelves a bit. After that it was off to the beer store. I eventually made it home, after taking a couple of breaks, and am now enjoying some beer. I'm off to watch one of the movies I downloaded.

MAY 06/10 11:57 PM

I was a bit hungover today. My day started up with me waking up half in the bag. I helped my father take my mother for a doctor appointment. Later I went to Shediac with Jay Spook. I took the dog for three walks and napped a lot. I'm off to watch some tv then get some beauty sleep.

MAY 05/10 11:37 PM

Today was a good day. I went to the food bank and got lots of food. I almost threw my back out carrying it to the car. Myself and Mrs W took the dog for three walks. She bought the dog a dish of ice cream on the third walk. I love that woman, and not just because she bought me ice cream, either. I went to the bowling banquet and had a good time. The steak was good. The side dishes were good. The desert was good. The comaderie was good. The beer was good. The Royal Treatment was good. Yes, today was, and still is, a good day.

MAY 04/10 11:43 PM

We took the dog for three walks today. I went on a dual beer run for my father and brother. I didn't buy any for myself but my father bought me six for going. Myself and Mrs W went to Salisbury Big Stop for dinner. Later we had ice cream. In the evening we went to see The Losers movie. I was completely lost trying to follow it as I thought I had read the movie being about nerds getting revenge in highschool, and not about some elite special forces team. Oh well, I'm allowed to get confused in my old age. I'm off to take a nap.

MAY 03/10 11:41 PM

I sold a bunch of recyclables this morning. Later I took the dog for two walks. Mrs W and myself went to see the new Clash Of The Titans movie. I really liked it, but as usual, I started to nod off about halfway through it. When we were getting our tickets a loonie came rolling across the floor and stopped by my feet. I have no idea where it came from but it made my day. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 02/10 11:44 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I nodded off a couple of times. I won the 50-50 draw taking the prize of $17.50. I celebrated by buying one of Henry's sausages on a bun. Myself and Mrs W went to China House Restruant for dinner. I got quite filled up. After that we took my parent's dog for a walk. I'm off to finish watching some Stephen King movie I downloaded from the internet.

MAY 01/2010 11:50 PM

It was a bit quiet at the market but I had better sales than usual for a Saturday. Myself and Mrs W took the dog for a walk and stopped at Subway for a couple of subs. Later we watched The Longest Yard 2 on my puter. I'm off to get some rest as tomorrow comes fast.