JUL 30/13 11:00 PM

Joanie picked me up and we went on an excursion to scenic downtown Riverview. I bought some food at the Superstore, went to the bank, and bought a gas container, mixing oil, and some gas at Ultramar. It was a productive trip. I filed away the rest of yesterday's vodka to be enjoyed at a later date. I hope this diary entry gets posted. Sunday and Monday's entries just went off into space. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 30/13 8:56 PM (FOR JUL 29/13)

I cleaned the kitty box then went to the food bank. Later I went to the beer store. I got into some tasty vodka and peach juice. I got poopeyed. It was a productive day.

JUL 30/13 8:48 PM (FOR JUL 28/13)

A couple of people fed me at the market. Business was slow and I nodded off a couple of times. I went to my landlord's for supper. The steak, salad, and french fries were quite good. The vodka and orange juice was quite good, too.

JUL 27/13 11:36 PM

It was quiet at the market. I sold a bunch of dvds and somebody fed me so it was a good day I guess. I nodded off a couple of times. When I got home I took a nap then started watching a movie. I'm off to finnish watching it.

JUL 27/13 12:43 AM (FOR JUL 26/13)

I napped most of the day. Later I did my laundry at my landlord's. We then headed to the beer store. I'm half poopeyed. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 25/13 11:20 PM

There are only five more months til Christmas. Ho ho ho. I sat out in the office for awhile. It would have been a productive day if I was a statue.

JUL 25/13 10:01 AM (FOR JUL 24)

I commemorated Whopper Wednesday by taking a bus trip to Burger King and the beer store (not in that order). I relaxed in my office and handed out Whoppers to some of the neighbours. The beer went down very good and soon I was poopeyed. It was time to go inside for a short nap.

JUL 23/13 11:18 PM

I spent most of the afternoon riding on the busses. I almost went to the beer store a couple of times but stayed in the bus shelter until the next bus came by. Later I played on the puter then went to my landlord's for a late supper. We had pizza and garlic fingers. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 23/13 6:29 AM (FOR JUL 22/13)

I went on a few short bike excursions. The bike is heavy and hard to start but I'm slowly getting used to it. I bought some beer and got poopeyed in the office.

JUL 21/13 10:37 PM

It was quiet at the market. I nodded off a couple of times. Two people fed me. When I got home I took a nap then relaxed in the office. I played on the puter a bit and am off to watch some tv.

JUL 20/13 11:02 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made a couple of sales and bought a box full dvds. One person fed me. After I got home I sat in the office for a couple of hours then had a barbeque at my landlord's. I am quite full. BURRRP, Please excuse me. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 19/13 11:26 PM

It rained most of the day. I only got to sit out in the office for about 15 minutes. I took a couple of naps and played on the puter. I had supper at my landlord's place. Later I watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

JUL 18/13 11:23 PM

Today is my 55th birthday. I woke up around 4:00 am and tried to get back to sleep. I guess I was off to an early start. I looked and looked for my driver's licence, finally finding it in my winter coat. I went to Pizza Delight for a free birthday dinner. It was quite good. Later I returned the heart monitor I picked up yesterday. I was quite glad to get that 24 hour test finally over. Later I sat in the office for awhile. My landlord and myself played around with my bike trying to get it started. It should be easier to start when I learn the right gas settings. Here are a couple of pictures of the Hardly Davidson.

I'm off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

JUL 17/13 10:52 PM

Myself and my landlord went to the casino for breakfast this morning. I left my bus pass at home. Luckily I had 19 trips on an old punch pass left in one of my pockets. After the casino I went to the hospital to get my 24 hour heart monitor. I got there 2 1/2 hours early and took a nap in the waiting room. When it was tie to wear the monitor the leads wouldn't stick. They shaved off most of my chest hair then applied some type of crazy glue looking stuff. After that they put clear tape over the leads. They are actually sticking some good and none have fallen off yet. Still, I'll be glad to get them all off tomorrow. I felt like going out and sitting in the office but it is raining quite hard. I don't as it's really nice in here tonight. All I need are a few brewskies (not to be confused with a few blue skies). I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 16/13 11:59 PM

I got my bike today. I'm a bit scared to drive it too far yet, as when I pedal to get it started, I start to feal a bit dizzy. I'll take it for a spin tomorrow when I feal braver. Tonight I had pizza and beer at my landlord's. We watched a Rodney Dangerfield movie on his puter. I'm off to get some sleep.

JUL 16/13 2:40 AM (FOR JUL 15/13)

It was a long day. I cleaned the kitty box then sat out in the office for a couple of hours. I pedalled my bike over to talk to a guy about converting it into a small motorcycle. It was so hot out I had to stop for four breaks getting there. I decided to get the engine put on recalling some of the fun times of my youth. Later I took a nap then hooked up the air conditioner Cookie gave me. Still later I went to my landlord's for beer and spagetti. I sat in front of his air conditioner and was comfortable as heck. I asked him where he bought the chair, thinking of getting one for my self. He told me I could have the chair saying he likes the big one I gave him a few years back a lot better. The chair I gave him is so big I couldn't fit it in my door so we put it in his front porch. I'm glad he liked it. I'm off to watch some tv and to get some beauty rest.

JUL 14/13 11:33 PM

It was very slow at the market. One person fed me so it was a good day. After the market I relaxed in the office for a while before cracking open a bottle of Seagrams 83 that has been kicking around for a couple of years, and proposing a toast to my father on what would have been his 80th birthday. I attended a barbeque at my landlord's. I got quite full. Later I sat in the office again. It was a long but nice day.

JUL 13/13 11:23 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made a few sales and one person fed me. I nodded off a few times. When I got home I took a nap then went to my landlord's for a barbeque. I wasn't very hungry and only ate two cheeseburgers. I'm off to try to get some beauty rest.

JUL 12/13 11:54 PM

Cookie and myself went to the casino for breakfast. I came home and took a nap on the couch. Later I bought some beer and drank it in the office. Now, I'm playing on the internet and will be watching some tv soon.

JUL 11/13 11:34 PM

Myself and Cookie went to the casino for breakfast. I nodded off on one of the busses on the way home. Later I took a nap then played on the puter. I sat in the office for a few hours then watched a movie on the puter. I sipped on some vodka and apple juice and am basking in a healthy glow. I'm off to watch some tv then get some beauty rest.

JUL 10/13 11:28 PM

JUL 09/13 10:54 PM

It was a long day. I was up around 4:00 am. I was supposed to go to breakfast at the casino with Cookie but I was a little bit under the weather. I  played on the puter most of the morning. Later I took a nap. After that I was on a bus excursion, really enjoying the fresh air. I stopped by the beer store and spent some time in my office. I'm off to take a leak.

JUL 09/13 1:18 AM (FOR JUL 08/13)

It was a long day. I was out in the office before 7:00 am. It was nice out but there were too many mosquitoes for my liking. I helped Cookie take out her air conditioner. After breaking Q-Tip's drill, numerous swear words, and water everywhere we hired the handyman who was working across the street. It was $25.00 well invested. Cookie and myself went to the casino for supper. I didn't really eat a lot but got quite full. I think it was the carbonation in the two glasses of ginger ale. I don't think it was the two glasses of orange juice. When I got home I sat in the office and had a beer. I played on the puter and had more beer. I took a nap and slept quite well.

JUL 07/13 11:44 PM

It was slow at the market. I nodded off a couple of times. Three people fed me so it wasn't too bad of a day. When I got home I took a nap then sat out in the office. Later I gave myself a haircut then cleaned out the kitty box. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 06/13 11:49 PM

It was quiet at the market. I was a bit under the weather and took a few very short naps. One person fed me. When I got home I took a nap then sat out in the office. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.

JUL 05/16 (11:22 PM)

I went out on a couple of bus excursions. It was quite hot so I spent most of the day riding on busses and sitting in my office. CBD drove us to the beer store and we bought lots of beer. My favourire kind is on sale at six cents off per can. I got poopeyed. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.

JUL 04/13 11:44 PM

I spent most of the day sitting in my office. I also took a nap on the couch. In the afternoon I tried to call my doctor's office and got the answering machine (that you can't leave messages on) for over two hours. I am somehow not impressed with certain aspects of the modern world. I'm off to watch some tv before all my channels disappear (they keep turning digital and won't work without a digital box). They can kiss my hairy ass.

JUL 03/13 11:46 PM

Today myself, Cookie, and Pear went to the casino for dinner. Later I sat out in the office for most of the afternoon. After taking a nap I went on a bus excursion, missing the last bus, and walking the last few blocks. I relaxed in the office a bit before playing on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 02/13 11:31 PM

Today I went on an excursion to Riverview. My pal, Joannie picked me up for the trip. I bought lots of stuff at the Superstore but forgot to spend my Superbucks. Later I went with Cookie to the Dieppe Superstore. I brought home lots of food. Meanwhile Frannie was making a trip to the beer store for me. I am a happy camper. I'm semi poopeyed. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 01/13 11:38 PM

I spent most of the day out in my office. I helped Cookie put in her air conditioner and went over to help her get her internet working again. I had a big can of mini ravioli for a late supper and got quite full. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 01/13 4:09 PM (FOR JUN 30/13)

Sales were slow at the market but three people fed me. I looked after Herb and Don's spaces for part of the afternoon and was compensated with some fine beer. When I got home I cooled off with a few cold ones and played on the internet. I got somewhat poopeyed.