DEC 31/10 11:29 PM

It was a long day. I woke up still buzzed from last night. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for two. I even babysat the landlord's cat. I'm off to watch some tv. Happy New Year to one and all, but with two regular readers maybe I should say one and both. Hee hee.

DEC 30/10 10:11 PM

Today was a good day despite the fact I was hungover a major part of it. I seniorsat and took the dog for a couple of walks. I had some beer delivered and my hangover is gone. I cooked a $3.00 Walmart pizza tonight and, holey sh*t, it is some good. I have two Walmart gift certificates left totalling $37.00. I guess I have a few more pizzas coming. I'm off to watch some tv.

DEC 30/10 12:16 AM (FOR DEC 29/10)

I seniorsat and took the dog for three walks and I took her cousin for a walk. I borrowed my sister's bus pass and went on a pizza and beer mission tonight. The mission was successful. I'm full of pizza and beer so I'm off to surf the internet then watch some cartoons.

DEC 28/10 11:56 PM

I took each dog for two walks. I rested on the couch most of the day and played on the puter for a while and cleaned up the old homestead a bit. I'm off to watch some tv and to get some beauty sleep.

DEC 27/10 11:55 PM

It was a good day. I took the dog for three walks. I'm starting to feel myself again, Hee Hee. I ate lots of food and sipped on a few brew. I was King For A Day, sitting on the Royal Throne four times. I'm off for a nap.

DEC 26/10 9:08 PM

I wasn't very lively today. I spent most of the day resting on the couch. I only took the dog for one walk as I was under the weather. I had dinner at Cookie's then it was bact to my couch again. I'm debating having a beer to see if it perks me up any.

DEC 25/10 6:17 PM

I'm drunker than a fart. I didn't take any dogs for walks. I showed up at my parent's place and pounded back lots of Christmas dinner. Merry Christmas to whoever reads my blog.

DEC 25/10 12:34 AM (FOR DEC 24/10)

It was a long day. I was up at about 6:00 am. I had a great day. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for a walk. I got drunker than a fart on Christmas Eve. I did it well. I am only me.

DEC 23/10 11:39 PM

I wasn't very lively. I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. I slept on the couch most of the day. I'm off to watch some tv.

DEC 23/10 11:35 PM (FOR DEC 22/10)

It was a long day. I seniorsat and took the dog for their walks. I got poopeyed. My team got our arses kicked at bowling.

DEC 21/10 11:38 PM

Today was a long day. Last night's beer didn't survive the night and I spent most of the day with a hangover. I seniorsat most of the day. I only took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk as it was windy and rainy. I put the garbage out and it disapeared sometime in the afternoon. Later I found it further up the street by the curb. I hope it stays where it is until the garbage men come to get it. I was watching tv earlier tonight and fell asleep watching four different tv shows. I'm tired and will call it a night soon. With my luck I'll probably be awake half the night.

DEC 20/10 11:43 PM

It was a long day. I had an appointment to try to renew my drug card at 9:00 am. I got back home in time to take the dog and her cousin for a walk. Each of them built log cabins on my parent's front lawn. I seniorsat my mother for a fer hours while my father had to be at the hospital. I took the dog for two more walks and she built two more log cabins. I went to the soup kitchen for dinner partly because I was hungry and because I had a bag of clothes to give to the needy. At the kitchen I enjoyed two plates of rice, chili, sallad, green beans, carrots, peas, two bowls of corn chowder, rolls with butter, crackers, and a delicious cupcake. Man oh man that place inspires me to try to good to less fortunate people. I may have finally found my mission in life. Later I went to Dieppe where bought six beer and four pizzas. Total cost $4.00 busses. $17.10 beer, $12.00 for pizzas, $.05 for a plastic bag from the beer store..........Being relaxed and happy, PRICELESS. I'm off for another beer then I'm off to get some beauty sleep. Tomorrow will be another long day and no beer. I will enjoy what I have left.

DEC20/10 1:19 AM (FOR DEC 19/10)

It was quiet at the market. I bought more than I sold. Three people fed me. Later I took the dog for a walk then fell asleep on the couch watching tv. I have a busy day tomorrow so I'm off for more beauty sleep.

DEC 18/10 11:13 PM

It was slow at the market again but three people fed me. BUUUURP, please excuse me. Gary stopped by the beer store and I bought some beverages. I took the dog for a walk and bought Cookie dinner. Instead of saying "I'm half in the bag" I will pretend I'm French and say "Je suis demi dan la sachet". Please excuse me if I frigged it up. I try my best.

DEC 17/10 10:44 PM

I'm exhausted again. Today I seniorsat, took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk, did a couple of errands, and had dinner at the soup kitchen. There I had sallad, vegetable soup, corn chowder, roll with butter, crackers, and pumpkin pie. I'm to get some much needed beauty sleep.

DEC 16/10 11:54 PM

It was a long day. My father spent most of the day in the hospital so I seniorsat my mother. I took the dog for three walks and took her cousin for one walk. I managed to get a couple of half hour naps but I'm exhausted. I have a busy day tomorrow so I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

DEC 15/10 11:51 PM

It was a good day. I napped on the couch. I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. My bowling team kicked ass, taking eight points from the other team. I even cleaned the old homestead up a bit. I'm off to watch some tv.

DEC 14/10 11:48 PM

I took the dog for three walks ans her cousin for one walk. I had dinner at the soup kitchen where they served up potatoes with gravy, chicken, sallad, turnip, vegetable soup, rolls, and crackers. I had two helpings and got quite full. I dropped off a packsack full of clothing in case anybody could put them to good use. Thursday I think I'll drop off some more. I'm off to take a nap.

DEC 13/10 11:01 PM

I wasn't too lively today. I think I may have sipped too many beverages in the last couple of days. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for two walks. I'm off to the couch to rest and recooperate.

DEC 13/10 12:03 AM (FOR DEC 12/10)

Today was a good day at the market. I made a few sales and four people fed me. Gary and myself stopped by the beer store on the way home. I bought some silly pop. I took the dog for a walk in the evening. Later Cookie came by and helped me clean up the old homestead a bit. After that I got into the silly pop. I'm off to watch some tv.

DEC 11/10 11:37 PM

Today was a good day. Two people fed me at the market. I made a few sales and really enjoyed my day. Myself and Gary made a trip to the beer store. Later I took the dog for a walk and bought Cookie dinner. I drank some beer and got poopeyed, taking a nap on my puter chair. I'm off for another nap.

DEC 10/10 10:46 PM

Today was a productive day. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk. I went to the soup kitchen for dinner where I had potatoes with gravy, turnip, sallad, beef vegetable soup, rolls, crackers, juice, and coffee. They even gave me a container of peanut butter to take home with me. After that I went to the library to print off a couple of important papers. I couldn't see the printer under the computer stand so I pressed the print button anyways. After hearing clicky clicky clicky I finally found the printer on the other side of the room. I guess it's what's called a shared printer. From there it was off to social services to try to renew my drug card. I thought I pressed the button for the 5th floor and was surprised my elevator went to the top (I could throw a pun in here but I won't). I guess I was pressing the S button instead of the 5 button. Somebody explained to me the S button is for the service floor. When I finally made it to my destination I found out I was removed from their system because my card expired over a month ago. After numerous phone calls I finally made it through the labrynth of buttons I had to find my way through and an appointment was made for next week. I'm a happy camper. Tonight Cookie came over to help me clean up the old homestead. I never realized how much stuff can accumulate over six or seven years. I've gone through more trash bags than I've gone through since the colour coded bag idea started a few years ago. I'm off to watch some tv. Tomorrow morning comes fast.

DEC 09/10 11:22 PM

I seniorsat in the morning then I took the dog for three walks and took her cousin for two walks. I went on a mission to buy a filter for the vacuum cleaner and bought the filter, some beer, a Christmas gift, a couple of pizzas, and a large bag of chips. Cookie came over in the evening to help me clean up the old homestead a bit. Later I drank some much needed beer. I'm off to watch some tv.

DEC 09/10 12:01 AM (FOR DEC 08/10)

I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. I went to the soup kitchen where I enjoyed potatoes, turnip, sallad, coleslaw, beef vegetable soup, crackers, rolls, juice, and coffee. At bowling tonight we won the first two games but got our arses kicked on the third game. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

DEC 08/10 12:39 AM (FOR DEC 07/10)

I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk. In the evening Cookie came over and helped me clean up the old homestead a bit. The place looks a bit neater. I watched some tv and fell asleep watching Sienfeld. I'm off to sleep through some more tv.

DEC 06/10 10:41 PM

It was a productive day. I took the dog for three walks. I had a great visit to the doctor's office. My sugar level is good, triglycerides are good, cholestrol is good, even the blood pressure is good. I went home in a very happy mood. My mood quickly changed when I found an important paper I need signed by my landlord sitting in my mailbox. I only gave it to his wife, who misplaced it, almost four weeks ago. I mentioned it to him last week that I need it to get my drugs and he found it. Too bad the jackass didn't fill it out or sign it. I guess I'll just have to fill it out myself and hand it in without the signature. Time is a wastin' and my drug card expired over a month ago. Luckilly I get my prescriptions three months at a time. My mood changed better when Cookie came over and helped me clean up the old homestead a bit. Wowsers, we threw out four bags of old clothes and priceless collectable junk. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

DEC 05/10 10:10 PM

I was awake around 5:00 am. I pedalled to the market shortly after 9:00 am. I had a few sales and four people fed me. To me that is a good day. In the evening I took the dog for a walk and am now enjoying a few beer. I have to alieviate my stress buildup before tomorrow's doctor's appointment. I'm starting to get very relaxed and happy. Soon I'll be off for a nap on the couch.

DEC 04/10 11:30 PM

It was a long day. I was awake around 4:00 am. It was quiet at the market but I had a couple of sales. Four people fed me. When I got home I got a call from my landlord who is acting like a real dickhead lately. Just because he is under a lot of pressure gives him no right to take it out on me. I love the guy (I'm not gay, he's my brother) so I'll just tolerate him as he will be back to normal hopefully by Christmas. I went for a bike pedal then took the dog for a walk tonight. The fresh air did me a bit of good. I'm off to watch some tv.

DEC 03/10 9:41 PM

It was a long day. I woke up around 4:00 am but the people I was supposed to give a hand to must have forgotten about me. I gave up waiting about 9:00 am. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk. Mrs W and myself took two bags of clothes and a box of stuff to the Sally Anne. Later she left for home. I had a couple of short naps and played on the puter. I think I'm going to install a plastic window kit then go to bed. Tomorrow comes early.

DEC 02/10 11:07 PM

It was a long day. It started off with me seniorsitting the lady next door. It was not a good day for her to have diarrhea, especially for me. I barfed twice in the three and a half hours I was there. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one. The dogs had a great time. I was tired and cranky. I got a five page letter from my landlord and got crankier. I guess I'm responsible for everything since WW2. I'm off to bed as I have to be up around 5:30 am.

DEC 02/10 12:15 AM (FOR DEC 01/10 PM)

It was a good day. I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one. I got groceries and Mrs W took me to Wendy's for dinner. Later I did a Whopper run. In the evening my bowling team kicked the other team's arses. I commemorated the occassion with a couple of beer. I'm off for a nap as I have to be up early in the morning.