OCT 31/09 10:35 PM

I had a quiet day at the market. After the market Mrs W took me to see David Copperfield at the Colliseum. After that she took me to Ponderosa. My legs are both sore from all the walking we did at the Colliseum, getting in and out of the car a few times, and getting in and out from the table a few times at Ponderosa. I'm off to watch some tv and try to get back on my feet again (bad pun) before tomorrow.

OCT 30/09 10:28 PM

I went to the food bank this norning and brought home a lot of stuff. This afternoon Mrs W bought me an Angry Whopper combo for dinner. Holy Hannah, That burger was big. It filled me up and led on to a great power nap on the couch. Tonight Dave fed us all pizza at the market. Burrrrrp, Please excuse me but it has been a good day for chomping. I'm off to watch some tv and get fat and lazy.

OCT 29/09 11:31 PM

I spent a lot of the day doing dishes, tidying the place up, napping, and playing on the puter. Mrs W is visiting for a few days and I don't want her to think I have a messy place when it's really only 90% messy. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 28/09 11:55 PM

Today was a good day. I pedalled to the bank, hospital, Moncton Headstart, beer store, hospital again, sub shop, then home. Later tonight I tried to bowl. I sucked worse than a vacuum cleaner. I'm off to watch some tv before I start blowing vacuum cleaner dust from my ass.

OCT 27/09 11:55 PM

I wasn't very lively today. I slept a lot of the day and got very little done. Tomorrow will be a more productive day. I'm off to watch some cartoons.

OCT 26/09 11:27 PM

Today was a good day. I was out pedalling on two different missions. If you add a couple of stops to the equasion then I got a hell of a lot done, at least for a guy who pedals a bike after a half dozen heart attacks. I'm not dead yet so I will keep walking, pedalling, or crawling as long as I can. Also, a few beer helped make the whole journey worthwile.

OCT 25/09 11:28 PM

It was nice pedalling to and from the market and the fresh air felt great. Sales started good but shortly came to a standstill. I nodded off a couple of times despite drinking lots of coffee. Tonight Cookie brought Chicken Wing's laptop over to see if I could figure why the battery wasn't charging. I found the problem to be a bad plug on the power supply where the dog had chewed. Later I took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 24/09 11:55 PM

It was nice but a bit chilly pedalling to the market this morning. I got soaking wet pedalling home after the market. I think I might feal a slight cold coming on. Tonight I took a nap and played on the puter. I'm off to take another nap.

OCT 23/09 11:14 PM

My day started off on the wrong foot. I went to put the kitchen garbage in a bigger bag and dropped it all over the floor. I had a meeting at social services for 9:15 am. I almost broke my neck surfing across the new front steps forgetting to get an important document from the mail box as I slipped by. I guess a sheet of plywood covered in slush and snow is more slippery than conventional steps. Pedalling down Lutz Street I noticed my front tire starting to get low. I prayed it wouldn't go flat. I got to my appointment and realized I forgot a couple of papers. I also didn't bring any id. Later in the afternoon, around 4:00 pm, I returned and dropped off the papers. I decided to go to the flea market to rearange my tables. It was cold out and it started snowing so I pedalled to the Super Store to get some air for the bike and to warm up a bit. I went back to the market and almost froze my a$$ off waiting for somebody to arrive. I eventually got in and changed some merchandise around. I decided to stop at the beer store on the way home and bought some beer. I eventually made it home and enjoyed the beer and my batch of mutated Kraft Dinner. I'm off to watch some cartoons and get some beauty sleep.

OCT 23/09 2:56 AM (FOR OCT 22/09)

I was up quite early and babysat my mother most of the day. Then I went on a biking excursion to get some important papers from my life insurance company. I swung past the beer store. I started to watch some tv and nodded off. The couch was so warm and comfortable I just stayed there. I'm off to the couch again.

OCT 21/09 11:47 PM

Today was a good day. I spent about an hour trying to find a number for Blue Cross. I made the mistake of chucking out my phone book a few months ago and decided to use the online 411 service. Oh geez!!! I was directed all over the place. I didn't know that Blue Cross is now called Medavie. Eventually, with the help of a very nice lady, I made it to my destination and the papers I needed were typed up. Later my landlord called and asked if I'd make a beer run. He loaned me $20.00 to buy beer and gave me a couple of dollars for going. When I got back he had cooked me up a large platter of hash browns, bacon, eggs, sausages, and garlic bread. I tried to eat it all while sipping on two cans of Faxe beer. I was full ant took some home for later. I finally finished eating it a few minutes ago. At bowling tonight my team took six points. I comerated, commerated, comemberated, cremated, aw shit, I celebrated the event with a couple of glasses of draft. They were way better than the four cups of coffee I already had. Tomorrow morning comes fast, oops I guess it is already here. I have to get up early so I'm off to sleep through some tv.

OCT 20/09 11:42 PM

I wasn't very lively today. I babysat my mother this morning and took my parent's dog for a walk. Most of the rest of the day I napped on the couch. I played on the puter for a couple of hours this evening but I'm due for another nap. I'm off to go and sleep through some tv.

OCT 20/09 12:16 AM (FOR OCT 19/09)

Today was a good day. I confronted my worse enemy (pulmonary edema) head on and pulled through. I pedalled my bike and drank beer. I played on the puter and rode on the bus. Life is worth living if you live it. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 18/09 9:44 PM

I had a few sales at the market. I nodded off for a few seconds a couple of times as I was somehow exhausted. I took two breaks pedalling home. After a nap I had a bowl of chili. About 11:00 pm my butt should be blowing enough warm air to heat the living room. I'm off to watch some tv and get to bed early as I have a busy day tomorrow.

OCT 17/09 11:31 PM

It was quiet at the market but it's picking up. I'm not making any mone but I'm having fun and people keep feeding me. I got tired pedalling home and had to stop 3 times to catch my breath. Hmmm, maybe I'm being fed a bit too well. I'm off to watch some cartoons on tv.

OCT 16/09 10:40 PM

I went to cooking class where we made beef chili and cheddar melt, no-ham burgers, and potato salad. Tonight I pedalled to the flea market. Dave bought pizza for us again. I had 3/4 of one. Buuurrrrp, please excuse me but I'm full. I pedalled home in the rain stopping for breaks twice. I'm tired but happy. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 15/09 11:05 PM

Today has been a long day. I was up before 7:00 am to go babysit my mother. I took the dog for a walk, did lots of dishes, cooked lots of food, took a couple of naps, and played on the puter for a few hours. I even winterized the old homestead. By investing about 45 minutes I stopped a couple of small drafts and the place is a few degrees warmer. My knee is starting to feel a bit better but it's still very tender. I think I'm going to get more sleep tonight than the 2 hours I got last night. I'm off to get some zzzzzz's.

OCT 14/09 11:46 PM

I mostly played on the puter pretty much of the day. Tonight our bowling team royally kicked the other team's arses. I drank lots of coffee and missed a lot of good shots. I'm off to watch some tv and get some sleep as 7:00 am comes fast.

OCT 13/09 11:02 PM

I didn't do much today. I ate, took a couple of naps, and played on the puter. Somehow I hurt my left knee either yesterday or last night. The sob hurts like heck. I think the summer is over as I'm freezing my arse off. I'm off to take a couple of iboprofens then watch some tv.

OCT 12/09 11:50 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I had dinner at Cookie's. I was quitwe full on the way home. I'm going back to my nap on the couch.

OCT 11/09 11:46 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I didn't make any money but, between Henry, Joan, and Leona, I got fed well. Tonight my landlord even cooked me a big platter full of food. It's still in my fridge going to be consumed tomorrow. I was too full to eat it tonight. I am thankful to be blessed with an abundance of good people and food. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 10/09 11:51 PM

It was slow at the market again. At least people feed me well. I got there soaking wet this morning. I didn't realize how hard it was raining when I left the house. I sure found out when I got around the corner. By then there wa no turning back. I played on the puter most of the night. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 09/09 11:19 PM

I had a good day. I relaxed a bit. I cooked some good Kraft Dinner (two boxes of it). I went to the flea market to straighten my tables up. After that I pedalled to the beer store for 4 cans of beer. I posted on a few internet sites and was glad to see my friend Starry posting on one. My heart is in a flutter. I'm off to listen to some Anvil tunes then off to watch some tv. Anvil rocks.

OCT 08/09 10:50 PM

I started the day off with looking after my mother while my father went to the hospital for tests. I decided where they have a double sink I'd sneak my dishes over and do them there. All was going well. When I took the dog for a walk I snuck my gym bag home and hung it from my bike's handlebars in the front porch. I guess the bag was so heavy the bike fell over making a heck of a noise causing my landlord a bit of an alarm. My father donated a few dollars to my beer fund. I gathered up my empties and made a trip to the bottle exchange depot then travelled on to the beer store. It started raining and I got a bit wet pedalling. All in all it was a good day.

OCT 07/09 11:53 PM

It rained most of the day. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps. Tonight my team got our arses kicked by the new team. My sister in law kicked the ball return. I'm off to watch some tv and get some much needed beauty rest.

OCT 06/09 10:50 PM

I went to cooking class this morning. We made veggie and pasta salad with turkey, no-ham burger patties, and lentil and sweet potato soup. My fridge is full. I played on the puter most of the afternoon and took a nap in the evening. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 05/09 11:28 PM

I had a good day. I pedalled to the bank then to social services. Later I played on the internet and took a nap. My landlord's fridge is acting up and he cooked me lots of food. I went to the Superstore for my father. I sold six air fresheners at Highfield Square to one of my good customers from the flea market for $10.00. I think I made about 50 cents on the sale but I had fun. I put my bike on the bus's bike rack and went to sunny West Riverview. At the bowling alley I drank lots of coffee. I stopped by the beer store on the way home buying some beer for myself and picking some up for my landlord. Later my landlord cooked up lots of nachos. I'm full, BURRRP, please excuse me. I took home a lot of nachos. I'm out of beer and am off to watch some tv.

OCT 04/09 10:59 PM

I had a good day at the market. Henry and Joan fed me. I had a lot of small sales. I'd rather have lots of 50 cent or dollar sales than a couple of ten dollar sales. I find it more fun. A couple noticed my sign saying I take Canadian Tire money and I'm hoping to see some next week. I'm tired so I guess I'm off to the couch to sleep through some tv.

OCT 03/09 11:20 PM

I ate good at the market today thanks to a couple of people who fed me. I sold enough to pay for my table rent. I had free refills on coffee all day long. I bought 20 nice shirts for $6.00. I even borrowed part of my rent money and bought 4 Faxe beer. I'm a happy camper and will worry about tomorrow when it comes. My pal Buddy Bird loves chirping along with Betty Bird and when I hear them chirping together I'm happy as poop on a stick. This happy camper is signing off to watch some tv.

OCT 02/09 10:25 PM

I wasn't very lively today and think last night's beer binge took it's toll on me. I napped a lot of the day. I think I'll stay away from the beer for a few days, at least until I at least get my GST cheque and my rent paid. I'm off to watch some tv.

OCT 01/09 11:48 PM

I looked after my Mom for a couple of hours this morning while my father went out. I love my Mom. She is just like a Mother to me. My Father gave me some money to buy some beer. This afternoon I went to Moncton Headstart and picked up some groceries. After I got home I bought some beer. It is good beer, Burrrrp, very good.