JAN 31/08 6:06 PM

I'm not too lively today. I think the two packages of funny tasting Mr. Noodle I cooked up last night has come back to haunt me. After eleven times on the "throne" I can say I was king for a day. I hope we bowl good tonight. I have to scrounge up $12.00 to go bowling. I've got a pocket full of nickels, dimes, and pennies already but I have to come up with a lot more. Just like Marie Antoinette's head, I'm off.

JAN 30/08 10:55 PM

Myself, Spook, and Spookette went to the beer store tonight. After laying around on the couch a lot, It was almost the highlight of my day. I need to get a life, or more beer, or both.

JAN 29/08 11:51 PM

I got a raise this month of $14.00. That combined with the 1 % drop in the GST and I'll soon be living on Easy Street, er ah, I mean easliy living on the street. Spook, Mrs Spook, and myself went to the beer store tonight. They were out of Faxe beer so I bought a pint of vodka instead. The vodka is a bit easier on the system. I'm off for a nap.

JAN 28/08 10:44 PM

Today I didn't do anything. I just played on the puter all day and took a couple of naps.

JAN 27/08 10:58 PM

Today myself, Spook, and Mrs. Spook went to the Salisbury beer store. I really didn't want to go but I wanted beer. Spook is a heck of a good telemarketer and talked me into going on a trip to Salisbury. I was planning to buy 3 beer but somehow he talked me into buying a couple extra. The guy behind us in the lineup said Spook didn't have to twist my rubber arm too hard. I bought 8 Faxe beer and am getting a bit poopeyed drinking them. Myself and Spook were supposed to play crib in Pogo but I think he dozed off.

JAN 27/08 1:58 PM (FOR JAN 26/08)

I drank too much beer and ate too much pizza. I got to reading lots of email and forgot all about my diary.

JAN 25/08 10:13 PM

Today I visited the town of Riverview. I went to the Superstore, Tim Horton's, Dollarama, and MacDonald's. The Tim Horton's wouldn't sell me a coffee as only the drive through was open. I was quite pissed off as I really wanted a coffee and don't own a car.

JAN 25/08 12:17 AM (FOR JAN 24/08)

I bought 5 bags of groceries for $15.00 and got lots of sun and fresh air going to get them. Our bowling team took 4 points. Our team also won the 50-50 draw. I couldn't bowl worth poop but drank 4 cups of coffee.

JAN 24/08 11:35 AM (FOR JAN 23/08)

I drank lots of beer and atelots of lasagna. I also consumed a Deluxe cheeseburger platter. It was a night of good gluttonry. Burp. Please excuse me.

JAN 22/08 9:18 PM

I just woke up from a nap as I got all played out today. Collective Kitchen was good. We made lasagna, turkey pot pie, turkey and vegetable soup, and garlic bread. I couldn't fit my 4 portions of each into the gym bag. I got my $6.00 worth and I think it's going to take me about a week to eat it all. I figure I brought home 6 slices of garlic bread, about 4 pounds of lasagna, almost 2 12 inch turkey pies, and about a half gallon of soup.

JAN 22/08 1:33 AM (FOR JAN 21/08)

I went to collective kitchen then the beer store. I helped a neighbour break into his house. I was rewarded with beer and pizza.

JAN 20/08 7:36 PM

I had a bit of a buzy day. I went to the beer store, sold a couple of articles, paid off a large debt, had supper at Cookie's, and played on the internet. I even started to clean out the old primary fermenter so I can put on a batch of homebrew this week. Right now I'm relaxing with a couple of cans of beer.

JAN 19/08 9:42 PM

I did nothing today except eat and play on the puter. I need to get out more. Can somebody help me out? Hee hee, bad pun.

JAN 18/08 8:16 PM

I went to the food bank today. Later on I went to the beer store. I am nibbling and sipping good. The Mr Noodle I cooked an hour ago is starting to taste good. It might also be the beer talking. It still tastes good. (The beer and Mr Noodle).

JAN 17/08 11:49 PM

We took 6 points at bowling tonight. The bartender wanted me to test the draft to see if the machine was working ok. I happily did the test. The draft was excellent.

JAN 16/08 11:45 PM

I made it back home safely. I spent a couple of hours getting caught up on my e-mail for the last 5 days. I somehow think tomorrow will be a beer store day.

JAN 16/08 6:41 PM (FOR JAN 15/08)

Myself and Mrs W went to Woodstock. We had dinner at Pizza Delight. I got quite full from the all a person can eat buffet. Later I burnt a bag of popcorn in the microwave. That really choked up the whole household.

JAN 15/08 12:46 AM (FOR JAN 14/08)

It snowed about 6 inches here. We went to Uncle Jim's cat farm. After that we went to dinner at The Monquarter by The Monquarter River. I had the nachos. They were among the best I ever had.

JAN 13/08 8:21 PM

I mostly laid around all day and played on the puter. I think I'll do the dishes and laundry later.

JAN 12/08 7:39 PM

I laid around almost all day. Mrs W and myself went to Subway for supper. I had a meatball sub a bag of chips and 3 glasses of ice tea and root beer.

JAN 12/08 1:15 AM (FOR JAN 11/08)

I made it safely to Mrs W's. On the way up I napped a bit on the bus and noticed some of the scenery looked different. I didn't realize we were on the new TCH. We had lasagna for supper.

JAN 10/08 5:10 PM

I got almost nothing done today. I sipped on a couple of brewskies and played on the puter. I hope the team bowls good tonight as I can't bowl worth poop on a stick.

JAN 09/08 11:57 PM

I got out on a multimission today. I went to Moncton Headstart, the bowling alley, the beer store, Deluxe, and my parent's place. It was a great day for fresh air and beer.

JAN 08/08 10:52 PM

I didn't get too much done today. I played on the puter most of the day. I survived day one of my magical wagon ride. I may not be on it for long. I'm off to bed. See ya.

JAN 07/08 11:14 PM

I sold my empties today then went to the food bank which was closed. A trip to the beer store helped to put me in a good mood. I helped my brother put his new exercise bike together, helped my mother take down her Christmas decorations, and took my parent's dog for a walk. I feel so useful.

JAN 06/08 9:29 PM

Today I played on the puter almost all day. The Spook's and myself went to the beer store. I had supper at Cookie's. It was a great night for walking as the air was nice and it wasn't too cold out. I'm sipping on a few brew and relaxing before possibly kicking Fat Joe's ass at crib. Either that or I'll surf the internet some more.

JAN 06/08 12:16 AM (FOR JAN 05/08)

All day I played on the puter. I had supper at Cookie's. We visited Dad in the hospital. He thinks he's getting out tomorrow. I think he's getting out Monday. The old soldier will probably go AWOL tomorrow. That's my Dad. By the way myself, Spook, and Spookette passed by the beer store 10 minutes before I fell off the wagon. Coincedence or what? You decide.

JAN 04/08 10:10 PM

Today I took my parent's dog for a walk. I cooked soup for dinner and Kraft Dinner for supper. I somehow think a beer would be awfully nice right about now but the cash supply is almost non existant. Payday is still 24 days away and I have financial obligations to fulfull before then. Luckilly I have about 40 packages of Mr Noodle and lots of packages of macaroni, spagetti, and Kraft Dinner in the cupboard. I have a $10.00 Sobey's gift card tucked away in my pocket in case of an emergency.

JAN 04/08 7:38 AM (FOR JAN 30/08)

I took my parent's dog for a walk. My team lost at bowling. I almost bought a beer. Instead I had 5 cups of coffee at the bowling alley.

JAN 02/08 10:56 PM

I was going to take my parent's dog for a walk but was all snowed in. The hip deep drifted snow was too deep to walk in and too heavy to shovel. I stayed in and played on the puter all day. There's no snow like no snow.

JAN 02/08 10:53 PM (FOR JAN 01/08)

I got poopeyed and forgot to update my diary. Al Pine had a reservation for 24 in my beer belly.