MAR 31/09 11:03 PM

Not much happened today. I mostly played on the puter and took a nap. I visited my parents for a little bit this morning. The light in the living room burned out. I'll have to get a new one either tomorrow or next week. Right now I'm enjoying a late supper of KD with extra cheese and a mug of ice water.

MAR 30/09 11:59 PM

We got a snowstorm last night. I was surprised to find all the snow when I went on my weekly Monday night pilgrimage to Riverview. I was out for almost four hours then went home and fell off the wagon, drinking some cold some beer. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 30/09 1:30 AM (FOR MAR 28/09)

It was quiet at the market again. I nodded off a couple of times. Fat Joe showed up in the evening with beer and liquor looking for a place to stay. I was tired, cranky, and a bit under the weather so I told him "No". He is hard on the head if he is drinking, especially if I'm sober. I took a nap and woke up about a half hour ago.

MAR 28/09 9:54 PM

It was quiet at the market again. My sales totalled $1.00. After paying back $1.00 I owed somebody, buying a 60 cent pickle, buying 3 shirts for $2.00, paying my table rent, and collecting my half of the 50-50 prize I went home with 15 cents more than I started with. It was another successful day in the corporate world. I gave my father a nice coffee pot to replace the one he broke last Tuesday. Actually I broke it last month but no sense having two clumsy asses in the family. All is well and the weather was great for pedalling today. If any family members read my diary please don't buy Dad a puter for Father's Day, his birthday, or Christmas. I'm off to watch some tv and sip on a couple of brewskees.

MAR 27/09 10:50 PM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for a walk, had dinner at my parent's, met with a couple of people in charge of my parent's situation, went to the flea market, beer store, and Sobey's. I got fresh air pedalling and sipped on a couple of brew. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 26/09 11:23 PM

It was a quiet day. I mostly played on the puter. I took an afternoon nap then took the dog for a walk. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 25/09 11:51 PM

I did my parent's dishes then took their dog for a walk. Later I went bowling. My team only took two points but I think we're still in first place. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 25/09 3:38 AM (FOR MAR 24/09)

I babysat my mother twice while my father ran a couple of errands. We cleaned her aquarium and I did her dishes. I was tired and took a long much needed nap in the evening.

MAR 23/09 11:50 PM

Today has been a good day. I did some volunteer work and got compensated with lots of food. I couldn't carry it all so the lady at the Moncton and her husband delivered it for me. My parents came from the hospital. I went on a tour to Riverview. I get to stay at my own place tonight. I don't have to take the dog for a walk. I'm exhausted and I think I'll sleep good.

MAR 22/09 10:17 PM

It was quiet at the marked again today. At least I wasn't all tired and hungover like yesterday. I took a nap tonight and cooked up some vegetable stirfry for supper. I took the dog for a couple of walks and was amazed by all the crows outside. Holey old Toledo, there are a lot. I'm off to take the dog for one more walk then call it a night as I'm doing some volunteer work tomorrow night for a good charity.

MAR 21/09 11:35 PM

I was tired and hungover at the market today. I nodded off a couple of times. When I got home I took a five hour nap then took the dog for a walk.

MAR 20/09 8:09 PM

I pedalled to the hospital and flea market today. I did lots of dishes and took a couple of naps. I think it's time to take the dog for another walk. Believe it or not, he bottle of cheap cooking wine I bought yesterday is still unopened.

MAR 20/09 12:38 AM (FOR MAR 19/09)

I wasn't too lively this morning. I visited my parents then went to the beer store for some cheap cooking wine. I didn't drink any of it yet. I'm off to take the dog for another walk.

MAR 18/09 11:47 PM

Today was a good day. I did dishes and cooked food. I took the dog for a couple of walks. My team took 6 points at bowling. I think we are still in first place. The bartender fed me lots of beverages. I'm off to build a new bowling website.

MAR 18/09 8:20 AM (FOR MAR 17/09)

It was a quiet day. I wasn't too lively from the cheap cooking wine I drank the night before. I was bored and went to bed early, forgetting to check my email or write in my diary.

MAR 16/09 11:22 PM

Today was a long day. I inhaled too much beer last night and wasn't too lively when the pet barber picked up the dog first thing this morning. I visited my parents and made a pilgrimage to Riverview. I took the dog for a walk when I got back and now I'm ready for a nap.

MAR 16/09 9:46 AM (FOR MAR 15/09)

It was quiet again at the market. Janice and I won the 50-50 draw again. I sold a couple of birdhouses. I stopped by the beer store on the way home. I went to bed early.

MAR 14/09 9:33 PM

Today was a good day. I sold for almost $10.00 at the market. I ate good. I took the dog for a couple of walks. I sipped on a couple of beer. My life is sometimes boring but again then so am I. I'm off to take the dog for another walk and maybe pee on my neighbour's lawn. Just kidding about the peeing but I at least got your attention.

MAR 13/09 10:36 PM

I took the dog for a couple of walks. Myself and Mrs W visited my parents then went to Deluxe for dinner. I had a cheeseburger platter. After that I went to collective kitchen where we made spagetti sause, chili, meatloaf, peanut butter squares, and peanut butter cookies. The cookies and squares are just a fond memory. Buuuurp, please excuse me. I'm off to take the dog for another walk.

MAR 12/09 10:04 PM

It was a quiet day. We visited my parents. I did lots of dishes, took a couple of naps, and took the dog for a couple of walks. I think I'm off to take her for another walk before it gets too late.

MAR 11/09 11:36 PM

I took the dog for a couple of walks. Myself and Mrs W visited my parents. I was getting cranky as we were in the third parking lot before we could find a parking spot at the hospital. Later I went to the dollar store and only bought 6 items but got charged for 8. I was cranky when I found that out. After that we went to Papa John's for a pizza. After paying I discovered a $5.00 off coupon in their take home menu. I had better luck bowling. On the way over I got Arlene's automatic door (the one I broke last year) in the minivan working again. We took 8 points bowling. I even got a couple triple rum and cokes from the bar. I'm off to take the dog for another walk.

MAR 10/09 10:29 PM

Today was a productive day. Mrs W got my pocket video player working. I got my landlord's furnace and water heater fixed. Myself and Mrs W visited my parents then went to dinner at Ponderosa. I made three trips to the salad bar, two trips to the pop dispenser, and two trips to the sundae bar. I took the dog for a couple of walks and even did the dishes. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 10/09 10:25 AM (FOR MAR 09/09)

I took the dog for a couple of walks and visited my parents. Later I had a so so doctor's appointment. At least my bike didn't get stolen this time. In the afternoon I went to Riverview and fell asleep on the bus. Mrs W dropped by my parent's place about 10:30 pm and took me to Boston Pizza for a late dinner. I slept good when my carcass eventually made it to the couch.

MAR 08/09 10:30 PM

I forgot to change the clocks last night and stayed in bed an hour later than I'd planned to. I waited for an imaginary bus for twenty five minutes before starting the twenty minute walk to the flea market. I got there soaking wet. It was slow at the market and I spent most of the day trying to stay awake. At one point I was drinking my tea and thought I saw a big rat come out from under my table then scoot back under. I swigged back my tea after almost setting off my defibulator. It came crawling back out and I thought it was a little dog. When it meowed at me I realized it was a cat. I never saw a sphynx cat before and was amazed with it. When I got back to my parent's house I set the dog out on the steps and took a nap. It started raining out while I was sleeping and the poor dog got soaking wet. Feeling like a ch*thead I cooked us each up a steak and put melted cheese on top. She forgave me and I think she is saving her money up for an umbrella to get more steak in the future. I have to go and take the dog for one last walk before getting some much needed beauty rest.

MAR 07/09 8:37 PM

I had fun at the market. I ate well and got to bug people. I feel like pedalling to the beer store but will take a nap instead. I can't afford to buy any more beer. On the lighter side of the news my homemade beer is bubbling like crazy. Wahoooo.

MAR 06/09 10:59 PM

Today I was at the hospital twice. I also pedalled around doing errands. I was exhausted and took a five hour nap. I took the dog for a couple of walks. I think she doesn't like my cooking. I made her supper of porkchops and cheese chunks but she ate the cat poop instead. I think I could take that as an insult to my culinary talents. I'm off to take the dog for one more walk before going to bed.

MAR 05/09 8:08 PM

Last night my bowling team took eight points from the competition putting us in first place for the playoffs. I also became an Avon Lady. I don't think I'll sell a lot of stuff but a dollar here and a dollar there all adds up. I pedalled to the hospital today and, man oh man, it was some cold out. I'm off to take the dog for another walk.

MAR 04/09 7:43 PM

I bought some beer making supplies today. I think I'll make it tomorrow. I visited my parents and found out they're in the same hospital room. It looks almost like a second honeymoon. It will soon be bowling time and I hope we do well as it's the first night of the playoffs. I'm on my way to take a shower and get dressed.

MAR 03/09 10:27 PM

I was exhausted today. I took the dog for her needles this morning then walked to the hospital. I took the bus home. I did a load of laundry then took a powernap around suppertime. The phone woke me up around 9:00. I somehow thought it was about 6:00 AM. I'm off to put the garbage out and take the dog for a walk.

MAR 03/09 9:45 PM (FOR MAR 02/09)

I was at the hospital twice and did a few errands. I went to the bowling alley and Todd, the bartender, fed me lots of beverages. I got home pretty inebriated.

MAR 01/09 10:22 PM

Today was a good day at the market. I ate a lot and traded a cd player for a dvd player for my parents. I think they will like it. I took the dog for a couple of walks. She is constipated and doesn't seem to give a crap about anything. I cooked a pizza for supper and ate 3/4 of it so far. I'm off to take the dog for one last walk before going to bed.