MAY 31/07 11:44 PM

I spent most of the day recovering from last night. I helped the landlord mow the lawn tonight. I dozed off watching The Trailer Park Boys on tv.

MAY 31/07 4:30 AM (FOR MAY 30/07)

I am poopeyed. I went to church tonight. I helped WWJD buy an electric bike. I went to the beer store. I got poopeyed. I'm off to bed after I drink more brew.

MAY 29/07 10:34 PM

Today I went for blood tests. I hope the steak, pizza, beer, and coffee wine I consumed yesterday doesn't get me in trouble with the doctor. I'll find out next week.

MAY 28/07 10:58 PM

Today I had a toasted steak and cheese sandwich for breakfast. My landlord gave me a 12 inch pizza with the works. I pedalled to the beer store and discovered bad news. They were out of 1.18 liter bottles of Colt 45. Good news, They had lots of Faxe 10 %, 500 ml cans. Bad news again. They increased in price from $2.54 to $2.70 eack. Holy old c-sucker....Are they trying to put me in the poor house or keep me away from a pour house? Never mind the house....I'll settle for a pitcher (picture) of beer. Drink on people, Drink on.

MAY 27/07 11:19 PM

I had a slow day at the market. I went to Cookie's for supper. We cooked up some hamburgers, hotdogs, steak and pork thingies on her new barbeque.

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MAY 26/07 11:09 PM

Today I cooked lots of food. I pedalled on the bike. I sipped some beer and indulged in about 4 liters of home brew.

MAT 25/07 9:45 PM

I went out for a hike tonight around the old East End. I through out two bags of garbage in Aberdeen Park. I got home drenched in sweat. Snook rescued a couple of my boxes today.

MAY 24/07 11:27 PM

Today was a good day. I got out pedalling and inhaled good beverages. I was just reminded to put the Hardley Davidson in the front porch. Life is good.

MAY 23/07 11:33 PM

Today I went to cooking class. After I got home I ate pretty good. I had some Colt 45 beer and I feel mellowed down.

MAY 22/07 9:58 PM

Today I went for a bike pedal. I cooked some soup. It was quite good. I downloaded a lot of stuff from the internet.

MAY 21/07 11:25 PM

Today I did the laundry. I made a garbage run. I did the dishes. The highlight of my day was giving two different dogs little doggie biscuits. I sipped on some good vodka this evening and smile back on a good day.

MAY 20/07 11:09 PM

I'm not too lively tonight. Too much brew may have got ingested in my constitution last night. Today was a quiet day at the market. I sold a few products and had fun, anyway. I learned a valuable lesson. Kraft Dinner with hamburg and chicken bologna is a terrible combination especially when drinking coffee wine or the day after. It makes be feal like barfing out.

MAY 19/07 10:09 PM

I'm playing some some good old tunes here. I am an old geezer but I can still appreciate rock and roll. Rock on. I have about 400 pounds of speakers to help me rock on. This is 2007, whoopie. My last 30 years of toons has better music as best as I can figure than the modern poop.

MAY 18/07 10:03 PM

Today I rode on the bus. I cooked dinner and watched tv. I also surfed the internet.

MAY 17/07 11:49 PM

Tonight we had our bowling banquet. I ate lots of food and bowled rather terrible. The steak was really good.

MAY 16/07 11:05 PM

Today I pedalled to the fleamarket, the bread store, and the sub shop. I somehow forgot all about my appointment with the heart specialist. The subs were good.

MAY 15/07 10:56 PM

I'm keeping a low profile today. It was spring cleanup day and the garbage truck went by about 10 hours early. I'm lucky I live on the corner and I got to put it out on the other street. I threw out a vacuum cleaner, a bike, a pair of shoes, and lots of cardboard. I'm not quite up to par from sipping too much beer last night. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 15/07 12:48 PM (FOR MAY 14TH)

I got poopeyed. I pedalled to 2 beer stores, the bread store, and the sub shop.

MAY 13/07 10:38 PM

Today was a mellow day at the flea market. I sold a few products and might have almost broke even. It's still a fun hobby and it keeps me out of trouble as well as giving me something to do.

MAY 12/07 10:12 PM

Today I went out bike pedalling. It was a very nice day. The bike seemed a bit hard to pedal. Possibly the beverages i consumed last night was a major factor.

MAY 11/07 11:10 PM

Today was a good day. I went to the beer store. I barbequed with my brother, Q-Tip earlier tonight. He cooks good steak. I am sipping on vodka and diet pop at the moment and am getting drunk.

MAY 10/07 9:26 PM

Today I got a bit of a sunburn. Mrs W and myseld went to Wendy's for dinner. The burger was very greasy. I lost my hat somewhere and don't feel right without it.

MAY 09/07 (10:38 PM

Tonight we played rumoli at my parents place. I think I was the big winner. Today Mrs W surprised me with a Veggie Delite Subway sub. It had lots of hot peppers on it.

MAY 08/07 11:02 PM

Today we went to Ponderosa for dinner. I'm still full. Buuurrrp. Please excuse me. It was hot out today and is supposed to be the same way tomorrow.

MAY 07/07 9:52 PM

Today I slept in til almost 9:00 AM. Mrs W and myself went for a walk tonight. We stopped by Liberty Subs where she bought us each a sub. Hers was a donair sub and mine was steak and pepperoni.

MAY 07/07 9:27 AM (FOR MAY 06/07)

I had a slow day at the market. It was Mrs W's birthday so we went out to dinner at Boston Pizza. Beleive it or not I paid. We rented 3 movies and one didn't work so I brought it bac. The other copy didn't work so I got a different movie.

MAY 05/07 10:22 PM

I spent a lot of today recovering from the vodka I drank last night. I think I caught a cold from getting caught in the rain twice yesterday. I hope I do good at the market as it is Mrs W's birthday tomorrow plus I owe some people money.

MAY 04/07 10:37 PM

I pedalled to two banks, a dollar store, Deluxe French Fries, home, Roy's Laundrymat, Subway, Roy's again, home, Victoria Park, Fireman's house, the beer store, Fireman's house, and back home. It was a good day to get out. I got caught in the rain and got soaking wet going to the beer store. I'm drying out now and getting a good buzz.

MAY 03/07 9:27 PM

I didn't do too much today as I was awake most of last night with a mild pulmonary edema attack. I almost walked to the hospital but decided to put on a heavy sweater, take a water pill, and sweat it out. I slept most of the day. Tomorrow would be a good beer day but I think I'll refrain from the idea to see how my situation goes this weekend. Mrs W will be visiting on Sunday and will stay for a few days. If I end up in the hospital she will bitch at, oops, I mean constructively critisize me.

MAY 02/07 11:37 PM

Today I pedalled to the flea market to tidy my tables up a bit. I had to stop and take a break twice on the way there. Tonight I played Literati and lost as usual.

MAY 01/07 8:49 PM

Today was a relaxing day. I ate a pot of spagetti. Burrrrrp, please excuse me. I visited D And M Auction Center with Bulert and April. I had a couple of naps and played on the puter a good part of the day.