AUG 31/08 8:30 PM

It was a very long slow day at the market. I still owe $1.45 on my table. I bought two pairs of shoes and four people fed me. Tonight I went to the park. The mosquitoes almost drove me bonkers. I'm not too healthy from the last couple of days so I'm on the wagon for a while. I'm off to take a nap.

AUG 31/08 8:55 AM (FOR AUG 30/08)

It was another good beverage night. I went out pedalling and got poopeyed.

AUG 30/08 12:27 PM (FOR AUG 29/08)

I had a fairly good doctor appointment. Later I bought a two liter bottle of Golden Nut and got rip roarin' poopeyed.

AUG 28/08 10:20 PM

I didn't get much done today. I cooked, ate, and recovered from last night most of the day. I was out for a short bike pedal tonight but it was chilly and there were lots of mosquitoes. I made the startling discovery that I left my cordless phone out on the front steps all night. For it to be still there, almost twenty four hours later, is amazing in this neighbourhood.

AUG 28/08 9:29 PM (FOR AUG 27/08)

I did lots of pedalling then I got into a two liter bottle of Golden Nut. I got very poopeyed.

AUG 27/08 00:12 PM (FOR AUG 26/08)

It was a long day. I played on the puter a lot. I did dishes and cooked good food. I ate lots of unnescearily calories. It was a long and a good day.

AUG 26/08 9:53 PM

I didn't do much today except play on the puter all day and eat a lot. I went to the park tonight and the mosquitoes were bad so I didn't stay long. I'm off to make some tea.

AUG 24/08 10:43 PM

Today I layed around the house and played on the puter most of the day. It rained most of the afternoon. I got out biking tonight and noticed way way way too many mosquitoes out for my liking. At one point I killed ten with one swat on my left knee. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 24/08 9:56 PM

It was a long day. I was up first thing in the morning. I went to the flea market. It was quiet all day and I came home with a dollar more than I came with. After that I pedalled to Jean Couteau to get my father two cases of pop that was on sale. They were sold out and didn't give out any raincheques. After that it was off to a concert in the park. I had six free hamburgers. The concert was really good. When the concert was over I played fetch with my sister's puppy in the other side of the park. After that I went home and played a bit on the puter. I'm off to sleep through some tv.

AUG 23/08 8:59 PM

I was out pedalling twice today. I did lots of dishes. I ate 3/4 of a 12 inch pepperoni pizza in the park tonight. Sniff sniff, I think I need a shower. Sniff sniff, I think I'm right. I'm off to take a dump and a shower.

AUG 22/08 10:37 PM

I missed my doctor's appointment this morning. It was supposed to be on Aug 26 but got changed to Aug 22. I guess I missed the message on the answering machine. I got out pedalling tonight and heard a band playing in a parking lot off of St George St. They sounded quite good. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 21/08 11:02 PM

It was a quiet day. I napped a couple of times. I went to the park a couple of times tonight. I munched on a lot of food throughout the day. I'm off to surf the internet then off to watch some tv.

Aug 20/08 10:29 PM

Today I pedalled to the flea market and tonight I pedalled to the park. All in all I survived, the sun, wind, hot, cold, mosquitoes, and rain. I almost keeled over when I saw my sister's puppy pick up an old cigarette but from the ground and walked around the park bench with it hanging out of his mouth. He looked like a little gangster. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 19/08 9:01 PM

I thought my power got shut off this afternoon. I was cooking and internetting at the same time and all the power went out. I called the power company and they told me it was still hooked up. My landlord couldn't find the trouble on the main panel down in the basement. Two power trucks showed to fix the trouble. It turned out to be a main breaker that you have to switch real hard to get it to reset. Tonight I went to the park after it stopped raining and became an All You Can Eat Wuddle Bar to a whole swarm of mosquitoes. I didn't stay too long. I'm off to reset some clocks.

AUG 18/08 9:36 PM

I was out on the bike four times today and I'm exhausted. I think I got a sunburn today and mosquito bites tonight. My clothes are soaking wet from the sweat and I feal some good (knocking on wood). I'm off to sleep through some tv.

AUG 17/08 11:47 PM

It was a slow day at the flea market. I went there with $10.00 and came home with $4.50. It was a nice night for biking so I went to the park. I came home when the mosquitoes got really bad. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 16/08 10:10 PM

As it rained most of the day I stayed inside playing on the puter and rescuing food from the refridgerater. I got out pedalling tonight but the mosquitoes were out in full force. I played with a puppy in the park. I fetched the ball almost as many times as he did. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 15/08 10:17 PM

I was out biking three times today. The fresh air was good but I'm sore and tired. In cooking class we made chilie, chinese macaroni, and sweet and sour porkchops. I had some of the macaroni a while ago and it is some frigging good. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 14/08 11:23 AM

I was out pedalling three times today. I'm tired. Myself and my landlord went to The Great Canadian Pub for beer and chicken wings. They were some good. I drank three drafts and ate thirty three chicken wings. I'm off to watch some tv. Buuurrrp, Please excuse me.

AUG 13/08 11:26 PM

I was out biking tonight and caught the tail end of the concert in the park. I found a lucky penny. I pedalled past Handi's store without stopping in for any pizza subs. I really amazed myself on that one. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 12/08 11:22 PM

I finally got out biking tonight and it started to rain. I got wet and called it quits. I washed lots of dishes and played on the puter. I hope to have more of a productive day tomorrow. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 11/08 10:03 PM

I was out biking twice today. I also had too much fiber as I was king for a day, sitting on my throne. It was nice in the park tonight but the mosquitoes were pretty bad possibly because of the rain earlier in the evening. I'm off to sit on my throne then go to watch some tv.

AUG 10/08 10:41 PM

It was quiet today again at the market. I went out pedalling tonight. It was a nice night. The air was really fresh after the rain. I bought a couple of Handi's 6 inch pizza subs. The purchase set me back a whopping $2.23. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 09/08 11:17 PM

I didn't do too much today. I played on the puter most of the day. I got out pedalling a bit tonight. There's a craft show in the park all this weekend. #%&@!!! I guess it will be a slow day at the market tomorrow. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 09/08 11:12 PM (FOR AUG 08/08

I forgot to make a diary entry and I was sober, too. Not much happened. I went for a couple of bike pedals and played on the puter. Such is the life of a rich sofisticated playboy like myself. Hee hee.

AUG 08/08 4:15 PM (FOR AUG 07/08)

I made two trips to the bottle exchange in the rain today. Tonight myself, my landlord, and my landlady went to the pub for some beer and chicken wings. I ate thirty of them. I didn't get drunk but had a bit of a glow on. I made it home almost 3:00 am. I'm off to get some sleep.

AUG 06/08 10:55 PM

I was out biking twice today. The first time was a couple of trips to the bottle exchange. The second was my usual rounds of the neighbourhood. There was some kind of an African culture thingie in the park. I stopped to watch and got to smelling the barbeques somebody had going. I asked how much for a hamburger was. They told me no charge so I had three of them and a free pop. I could have eaten more but left comfortably full. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 05/08 10:53 PM

Today was a productive day. I went to the bottle exchange twice, fixed my sister's cable tv, made a garbage run, and had a barbeque at my brother's. I ate a plate of spagetti at my sister's and a steak with two sausages at my brother's. Burrrrp. Please excuse me. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 04/08 10:50 PM

Today was pretty quiet. I did the dishes and played on the puter most of the day. I made a garbage run to the park tonight and got caught in the rain. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 03/08 11:45 PM

It was another slow day at the market. I sold $6.00 and the table cost me $10.00 to rent. I couldn't stop on the way home for my usual $4.57 Sunday dinner consisting of a large can of iced tea and three six inch pizza subs. Maybe next week will be better. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 02/08 10:27 PM

I was out pedalling today and found a packsack. I dropped it off at the police station. I played on the puter most of the evening. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 01/08 10:45 PM

I made it out pedalling twice today. I also made it to the bottle exchange, selling my bottles and cans for a whopping $1.20. I'm off to watch some tv.