MAR 31/14 11:58 PM

I mostly layed around the house all day. I did my income tax. As soon as I finished the power went off for over four hours. It was some fffrigging cccold in here. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 30/14 11:03 PM

I had a good day at the market. One person fed me and another bought me a coffee. I made a few sales and had a grand old time. I didn't make any money but I still had fun. When I got home I played on the internet. My landlord bought me a Deluxe chicken dinner. I'm still eating it. I'm off to surf the internet.

MAR 29/14 11:50 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made a few small sales and one person fed me. When I got home the internet wasn't working. I guess Cookie somehow dropped the router box. I decided to commemorate the occasion by taking a big poop then a small nap. Later I went to Cookie's and played Wii bowling. Chicken Wings fixed the internet We had some Domino's pizza.

MAR 28/14 11:10 PM

I learned a valuable lesson, never take a diuretic and a sleeping before going to bed. I won't elaborate on the details. I layed around most of the day and played on the puter. I had a good powernap in the afternoon.

MAR 27/14 11:56 PM

I mostly played on the puter and layed around all day. I think I might look out the window if I'm not too busy. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 27/14 2:14 AM (FOR MAR 26/14)

I was supposed to get my eyes tested but the appointment got cancelled because of the storm. I layed around most of the day and played on the puter.

MAR 25/14 11:52 PM

I had a doctor appointment this morning with one of the top cardiologists in Canada. All looks well and I have the ok to start cardiovascular training next month. Later I went to the food bank. They fed me quite well, BURRRRP, please excuse me. I played on the puter for most of the rest of the day. Tonight I put out the garbage. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 24/14 11:40 PM

I played on the puter and layed around most of the day. I'm off to pretend I have something to do.

MAR 23/14 11:40 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made one sale. One person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off for some beauty sleep.

MAR 22/14 11:52 PM

It was quiet at the market. One person fed me. I bought more than I sold. When I got home I started to take a nap but got playing on the puter instead. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 22/14 1:33 AM (FOR MAR 21/12)

I had a good doctor appointment. I bought a twenty trip bus pass at SDM. I noticed they had vitamins on sale so I bought two containers. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. My brother bought me a KFC Big Boss burger. It was just like a Big Mac but had two pieces of chicken instead of two beef patties. It was some friggin tall. I almost had to have a ladder to eat it. I started watching 8 Mile and nodded off.

MAR 20/14 11:51 PM

I mostly layed around the house. I went upstairs and was greeted by Eddie, my brother's cat. He's guarding the place tonight. He was quite hungry and kept headbutting my hands as I was feeding him. I'm off to change my harddrive.

MAR 19/14 11:46 PM

I mostly played on the puter. I ate the other half of that roast beef dinner from yesterday. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 18/14 11:48 PM

I had a good checkup at the hospital today. I thought I gained ten pounds but I found out it was only two. I took Joanie to Jean;s restaurant for dinner. I had the roast beef dinner and could only eat half of it. I was going to save the rest for supper but my brother gave me three pieces of KFC. I guess I'll have the other half for tomorrow's dinner. Later we went to the Superstore where I picked up some groceries and a prescription. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

MAR 18/14 9:38 AM (FOR MAR 17/14)

I mostly layed around the house and played on the puter. Later, I did the dishes.

MAR 17/14 3:14 PM (FOR MAR 16/14)

It was quiet at the market. One person fed me. I played on the puter when I got home then took a nap.

MAR 15/14 11:57 PM

I had a quiet day at the market. I made a couple of sales and one person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 14/14 11:31 PM

I mostly layed around and played on the puter. I looked out the front door and saw snow. I went back to bed and hibernated. My brother showed me the puter cable going to the tv in my room. I now have a 48 inch monitor for my laptop, wahooooo. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 13/14 11:57 PM

I layed around most of the day. I played on the puter then set my brother's puter for the internet. He will be a happy camper when he gets off work, especially after I did his two pieces of laundry. After that I decided to do a load for myself. I'm off to finish the laundry then to watch some tv.

MAR 12/14 11:02 PM

I had a doctor's appointment this afternoon. I decided to take the bus there then do some other stops. I waited for about 45 minutes for the bus. Cold and tired I headed for home too late for my appointment. As I got home the bus was passing my street. I said "#@%$" and went inside. Tonight I fixed my brother's puter then went upstairs to celebrate a belated Christmas. I opened presents and had pizza and Reese's peanut butter cups for Christmas dinner. Merry Christmas to one and all.

MAR 11/14 11:59 PM

I mostly played on the puter and layed around the house all day. Lately it seems like yawning is the most exciting thing I do. I'm off to take a shower then , sniff sniff, do some laundry.

MAR 11/14 1:35 AM (FOR MAR 10/14)

I spent about a couple of hours trying to call my doctor's office and getting the answering machine. When I finally got through I found out nobody was looking for me. My sister passed on a message that was on her phone from last year. My landlord bought me a twelve inch Vito's PIZZA. It was and still is very good. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

MAR 10/14 11:49 PM (FOR MAR 09/14)

It was quiet at the market. I had a couple of sales. Three people fed me and somebody gave me a big bag of shirts.I bought a watch, compact stereo, and a 10.1 inch tablet. The guy who sold me the watch said it had a curb and gutter warranty. True to his word it croaked on me as soon as I got to the curb. I was a bit sad for awhile as Mar 9th is the anniversary of my father passing away.I sure miss the old guy.

MAR 08/14 11:47 PM

I woke up this morning stiff all over except where it counts. I took the day off from the market. I napped and played on the puter most of the day. Tonight my puter picked up a virus. It took me a couple of hours to get rid of the sob. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

MAR 07/14 11:37 PM

Today I called for an eye exam. The soonest I can get an appointment is March 26th. I got into a small panic when I read March 18th on my drug card. I was quite happy when I realized I read the card wrong, and it doesn't expire until April 18th. I guess that probably means I really do need glasses. I went for blood tests. I visited the old gang at the hospital then bought a couple of pizzas on the way home. My feet and legs are tired. I 'm off to get some beauty sleep.

MAR 06/14 10:51 PM

Not much happened today. I ate, slept, and played on the puter. Right now I'm playing with my bird. I mean Betty Bird. She follows the curser around. No, not Uncle Bob, the puter curser. I can even feed her if I click on the tab that says more. Sniff sniff, I'm off to take a shower.

MAR 06/14 9:25 PM (FOR MAR 05/14)

Another day has by already. I mostly lyed around all day. Afew times I played on the puter. I fell asleep early in the evening.

MAR 04/14 11:44 PM

I napped a lot. I played on the puter.The water was shut off all day so the city could upgrade a main water line. I'm off to do some dishes and laundry. Happy Parade Day......March forth march forth.

MAR 03/14 11:28 PM

I took a couple of naps. I played on the puter then played on the puter some more. I'm off to watch some tv.

FEB 02/14 11:30 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made a couple of sales and one person fed me. When I got home I took a power nap then played on the puter. I'm off for some beauty sleep.

MAR 02/14 5:19 PM (FOR MAR 01/14)

i went to the market. I made a few sales. One person fed me and I stayed awake all day. When I got home I took a power nap then watched the hockey game on tv.