JAN 30/15 11:36 PM

The internet has been acting up all day. Every time I try to do anything it conks out. I lost about ten downloads from it acting up, one video making it down to the last few seconds. I'm pissed off and am going to bed.

JAN 29/15 7:45 PM (FOR JAN 28/15)

It was my first payday since last year. I went to the bank, drugstore, and beverage shop. Believe it or not, somehow I ended up getting poopeyed.

JAN 27/15 11:58 PM

We got a big storm today. I played on the puter then took a nap. I played on the puter some more. I'm off to check my email then to get some sleep.

JAN 26/15 11:48 PM

It was quite cold out today. I stayed inside and played on the puter. I'm off to get under a warm blanket.

JAN 25/15 11:51 PM

I had a quiet day at the market. I made a couple of sales and two people fed me. It was a pretty good day. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

JAN 24/15 11:59 PM

I had $1.75 in sales today. I made a quarter in tips and one person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter. After that I went grocery shopping. I played on the puter some more. Guess what? It's only eleven months until Christmas. Merry Christmas.

JAN 23/15 11:29 PM

The internet Started working again around noon. What a devastating feeling of having no internet for almost thirteen hours. I played on the puter then took a nap. I then proceeded to play on the puter some more. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

JAN 23/15 3:25 PM (FOR JAN 22/15)

I played on the puter most of the day. The internet conked out shortly before midnight. I cursed and swore, then went to bed.

JAN 21/15 11:49 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I managed to squeeze in about a half hour nap. I made is as far as the front door this afternoon. Payday is next Wednesday. Oh, I can hardly wait to see if I get a raise or not. I'm off to cook some popcorn.

JAN 20/15 11:48 PM

I actually got out and got fresh air today. I had dinner at Pizza Delight and it was some friggin good. I had three glasses of root beer to compliment my dining experience. I played on the puter and took a small nap. I'm off to watch a movie.

JAN 19/15 11:16 PM

It rained like a SOB today. I planned to go to Pizza Delight for dinner but the rain dampened my plans. I played on the puter instead. Tonight I did lots of dishes and a load of laundry. I'm off to check my email then get some beauty sleep.

JAN 18/15 11:39 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I made a few sales and three people fed me. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to surf the internet.

JAN 17/15 11:52 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I didn't even make one sale. One person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to get some sleep.

JAN 16/15 1:46 PM

I played on the puter. I fed the birds. Later I let the cat out. I took a nap then played on the puter again. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

JAN 15/15 11:55 PM

I played on the puter all day. I took a nap then let the cat out. I'm off for some beauty sleep.

JAN 14/15 11:54 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. Tonight I went grocery shopping. It was the first time since before Christmas. I put on a batch of apple wine. I'm off to watch some tv.

DEC 13/15 11:26 PM

Today would have been Mom's 80th birthday. Happy birthday Mom (Ma). I mostly played on the puter all day. Tonight I found a bottle of wine I lost about a year and a half ago. It was some friggin good. I'm off to listen to some AWOL tunes. https://www.reverbnation.com/paperbagpotential?utm_campaign=FacebookSharing_v3&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=thumbnail&utm_content=artist_1954092
Way to go Kory.

JAN 12/15 11:48 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I thought about going to the beverage shoppe but it was cold out so I stayed home. I started a batch of apple wine. It looks some frigging good. I'm off to see what's happening on Farcebook.

JAN 11/15 11:23 PM

It was quiet at the market. Two people fed me so it was a good day, despite my $2.00 in sales. I took a nap when I got home then played on the puter. I'm off to check out Farcebook then am off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

JAN 10/14 11:53 PM

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me and another bought me a pop. It was an ok of a day. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to watch a movie.

JAN 09/15 11:51 PM

Somehow I woke up around 2:00 pm. I played on the puter most of the day then tried to shave. The clippers conked out so I had to finish with the cordless machine. This was not easy as I had about five weeks growth on my face. I'm off to watch a movie.

JAN 08/15 11:14 PM

I played on the puter for most of the day. I think I have a cold. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JAN 07/15 11:54 PM

I braved the elements and went to the bank. On the way home I stopped at Pizza Delight and cashed one of my free pizza coupons. I drank 3 1/2 glasses of root bear and could only eat half of it. I went home to take a shower and noticed the cold water was frozen. I put a heater under the sink and think I saved the pipe from breaking. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 06/15 11:31 PM

I'm in a cranky mood. The internet conked out about twenty five times today. I'm off to bed before I toss something through the window.

JAN 05/15 11:07 PM

I wasn't very lively today and think I'm probably on the wagon for a week or two. I played on the puter and napped for a lot of the day. I went to take out the garbage then remembered it was only Monday. I hope I remember to put it out tomorrow. I'm off for a nap.

JAN 05/15 1:03 AM (FOR JAN 04/15)

I had a good day at the market. I had a couple of small sales and one person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter and got poopeyed.

JAN 03/15 11:52 PM

It was very quiet at the market. One person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to surf the internet.

JAN 02/15 11:04 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. All day long I kept thinking today was Thursday. Somehow it still feels like Thursday. I'm off to surf the internet.

JAN 01/15 11:39 PM

I cooked, did some dishes, then did some laundry. The internet was acting up a lot of the day. I mumbled a few colourful words more than once.

JAN 01/15 12:55 AM (FOR DEC 31/14)

This is the sixteenth year of my millennium project. I ate lots of pizza, chips, and chicken wings.