SEP 30/11 10:18 PM

I took the dog for two walks and later went to the market to tidy up a bit. Mrs W and myself went to the dollar store where I bought lots of peanut butter cups. Buuuurp, They are quite good, at least the 14 I ate so far are. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 29/11 10:34 PM

I seniorsat, took the dog for two walks, and did the dishes. Later I surfed the internet and watched some tv. This is enough excitement for one day.

SEP 28/11 11:50 PM

Today was a long day. Mrs W wanted me to fix the terlit. I took the dog for a walk went to the hardware store to buy a flapper for the terlit. I replaced the inards in about five minutes and wonder why it took me about four months to get around to it. On the way home I stopped for some Whoppers for my father. Later I tried to trim my hair with the clippers and they jammed up, sticking to the side of my head. Mrs W took the dog for a walk as I was too embarrased to go outside.I finally got the trimming finished after I cut off all of my hair. Mrs W took me to dinner at the casino. It was $12.99 for all you can eat plus you got $10.00 in casino coupons. I ate til I was quite full, definately getting $12.99 worth. Mrs W played my coupon in a gambling machine for me, as being a VLT addict, I can't play gambling machines. I sucked again at bowling and wonder why nobody has tried to kill me yet. I'm off to watch some tv and get some beauty rest.

SEP 28 12:01 AM (FOR SEP 27/11)

I seniorsat in the morning and took the dog for three walks. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps.

SEP 26/11 10:59 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went to the soup kitchen where I had two plates of rice, meatballs, salad, and coleslaw. I also had two bowls of vegetable soup, two rolls with butter, seven crackers, one and a half glasses of juice, and a coffee. After that I went on a couple of bike trips and a couple of bus excursions. I'm tired am off for a nap.

SEP 25/11 11:10 PM

Christmas is only three months away.....Wahoooooo. It was quiet at the market but I had fun. One person fed me and two people gave me coffee. I stayed awake all day. Somebody gave me some knives and somebody else gave me a bunch of puter mice. I got home and took a small nap before playing on the puter. After that I watched some cartoons on tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

SEP 24/11 10:56 PM

I almost fell asleep at the market. I sold more in the last 45 minutes than I did the rest of the day. Somebody gave me 3 boxes of stuff which I hope to sell most of. I played on the puter when I got home and took a small nap. My landlord gave me 2 Faxe beer. I put them in the fridge as I'm still on the wagon until the end of the month. I'm off to surf the internet.

SEP 23/11 11:29 PM

It was a long day. I took the dog for a walk then went on a mission to Riverview. I started to make 4 liters of cherry wine but had too many cherries and too much sugar. I ended up making 10 liters. I broke the blender and ended up with a river of cherry juice flowing through my kitchen. After cleaning up the mess I took the dog for another walk then took a 5 minute nap. I played on the puter then headed downtown to see the Kim Mitchell concert. The concert was real good and I really enjoyed it. I was tired and walked my bike most of the way home, avoiding pedalling uphill. I'm off to watch some tv then to get some beauty rest.

SEP 22/11 11:37 PM

I seniorsat then took the dog for two walks. I had dinner at the soup kitchen where I had 1 plate of salad, 2 bowls of corn chowder, 2 rolls with butter, 8 crackers, a glass of juice, and a cup of coffee. I went out pedalling the bike twice and went on a bus excursion. I'm off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

SEP 21/11 11:57 PM

I had a busy day. I went to the food bank, took the dog for two walks, went to the soup kitchen, did a Whopper run for my brother and father, played on the puter, and went bowling. I was out on 2 pedalling and 1 bus excursion. At the soup kitchen I ate 2 plates of beef, rice, cole slaw, and salad. I also ate 2 rolls with butter, 8 crackers, and 2 bowls of chicken soup. For desert I had a coffee and a glass of juice. I really sucked at bowling. I spared for a regular bowler who was out with a sore back. I bowled a whopping 62 average. Won't she be surprised when she finds out how badly I bowled. She'll probably kick my a$$, and use my foot to do it. That's what I get for trying to bowl while being on the wagon. Luckilly there are only 9 more days til the wagon ride is over. Tomowwow will soon be here and I have another busy day coming up. I'm off to sleep through some tv shows.

SEP 20/11 11:48 PM

It was a long day (and still is). I seniorst and took the dog for two walks. I pedalled the bike aand went on a bus excursion. I passed by two beer stores and didn't stop at eather. I played on the puter a few times and even took a short nap this afternoon. I'm tired and am off to get some ZZZ's.

SEP 19/11 11:23 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went on a couple of bus excursions. I played on the puter and went out pedalling my bike a couple of times. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 18/11 11:26 PM

I only got about 30 minutes of sleep last night so I wasn't too lively this morning. I had fun at the market. I nodded off a couple of times and made a few sales. Two people fed me and I made it through the day without drinking any coffee. Tonight I played on the puter for a few hours. I'm off to sleep through some tv shows.

SEP 17/11 11:51 PM

I made one sale for myself for $5.00 but made five sales for other people at the market. Two people fed me and two gave me coffee so it was a good day. My landlord invited to go see an old buddy of mine do stand up comedy at one of the local bars. I declined since my funds are very low and I'm also on the wagon. In the evening I played on the puter and am amazed at how fast the last six hours went. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 15/11 10:47 PM

I took the dog for a couple of walks and played on the puter. I fell asleep at the laundromat. Later I went for a short bike ride. The ride was short, not the bike. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 15/11 11;45 PM

I took the dog for three walks. I played on the puter and made two trips to sell my bottles and cans. I figure I pedalled thirty two blocks to get $5.00. Later I went on a bus excursion and bought some beer. They were quite good. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 14/11 11:58 PM

I seniorsat and took the og for two walks. I did a Whopper run for my father and landlady. Later I went on another excursion and bought some beer. Both of the cans vere very good. I'm off to get a snack then watch some tv.

SEP 13/11 11:15 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. Later I played on the puter then went on a bus excursion to the bank and beer store. It would be neat if I could get beer direct deposited into my bank account. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 12/11 11:42 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went on a bus excursion. My arm is fealing a lot better (all potential puns intended. Tonight I relaxed and played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 11/11 11:47 PM

It was quiet again at the market. I nodded off a couple of times, but I had a sore arm, which kept me awake most of last night. I mean the fuggin' thing was some painful. Afer three Faxes and a pain killer it is still very tender, but tolerable. I played on the puter tonight and am now off to watch some tv.

SEP 10/11 11:48 PM

I was tired today and fell asleep at the market again. One person fed me so it was a fairly good day, despite my old aching bones, tired muscles, and diarrhea. The internet at the market cut out on me. As I know nothing about those mobile wireless systems it took a while to figure the problem out. The plug to the 12 volt converter wasn't making good contact. I figured it out just in time for the battery in my laptop to go dead. When I got home my nephew's internet wasn't working. I went next door to try and fix it but nobody came to the door. I was starting to get quite frustrated so I decided to go for a bus ride. The bus pass wasn't in it's usual place so I figured the dingbat must have it again. She'll probably have it all weekend. I dragged my weary carcus up the stairs and played on the puter. Later the internet starting working again so I started to mellow out a bit. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 09/11 11:56 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went to Riverview on the bus. I waited for almost two hours for the bus. The trafic was so bad on the causeway I guess the driver didn't make one trip over. I was quite tired when the bus finally came and fell asleep when it was going down Main St. I played on the puter most of the evening and am ready to get some sleep.

SEP 08/11 11:49 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. Later I played on the puter then went on a bus excursion to the beer store. When I got home I played on the puter some more. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 08/11 11:16 AM (FOR SEP 07/11)

I took the dog for two walks then went on a bus trip to the beer store and Burger King. The dingbat had my bus pass all day so I had to pay both ways. I finally got my pass back around 8:30 PM, just in time to miss the bus by a few seconds, so I pedalled to the beer store. After that I got poopeyed.

SEP 08/11 11:13 AM (FOR SEP 06/11)

I was cranky when I woke up and found I had no internet. I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. Later I went to the beer store.

SEP 05/11 11:26 PM

I took the dog for two walks then played on the puter most of the day. I was supposed to help out at the yard sale across the street but the girl cancelled it because she thought it was going to rain. Maybe tomorrow I'll go for a bus ride or pedal my bike to the bottle exchange. I'm off to sleep through some tv shows.

SEP 04/11 11:53 PM

I nodded off a couple of times at the market. I only made a few small sales but I had fun. Three people fed me and another bought me an extra large Double Double. When I got home I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 04/11 12:04 AM (FOR SEP 03/11)

It was slow at the market again but I made a few sales. Two people fed me so it was a good day. Later Cookie and myself went on a bus excursion and I bought some beer. When I got home I cooked supper , drank beer, and played on the puter. It was a good day.

SEP 02/11 11:47 PM

I took the dog for two walks and played on the puter. Later I hopped on my bike and went out on a bike/bus excursion. I bought 3 beer which I drank when I got home. I'm off to watch some tv.

SEP 01/11 11:33 PM

I seniorsat this morning then took the dog for two walks. Later I took a nap then went on a combination bike and bus trip. I passed by the beer store without stopping. I played on the puter when I got back home. I'm off to play on the other puter.