JUL 30/12 11:55 PM

Myself, Mrs W, and her brother went to the Dog Hut for dinner. Later Mrs W and myself went to feed Uncle Jim's cats. I played with the racoons. Whe we got back we watched a couple of movies from Netflix. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 29/12 11:56 PM

It was slow at the market. I nodded off a couple of times. After the market Mrs W and myself headed for Taterland. We stopped at the Blue Canoe for supper. We got here safely. I'm off to play with the cats.

JUL 28/12 11:26 PM

I woke up around 4:30 am. It was quiet at the market. I sold $10.00 worth of merchandise. Nobody fed me so I ate 20 candies. After the market myself, Mrs W, and Cookie went to the casino for supper. I got comfortably full. Later I took a nap and played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 27/12 11:51 PM

I woke up around 3:00 am then again around 4:00 am. After waking up at 5:00 am and 6:00 am I took the hint and decided to stay awake. Mrs W, Cookie, and myself went to the Subway in Summerside for breakfast. On the way home I nodded off a few times, but Mrs W's driving makes me nervous so I forced myself to stay awake. Later we went to the casino for supper. I got comfortably full. Awhile ago I was watching tv with Mrs W and kept nodding off. I'm too pooped to poop.

JUL 26/12 9:27 PM

I seniorsat this morning. Later myself, Mrs W, and Cookie went to PEI. We had supper at Fisherman's Wharf. Later we found a trail near the motel. I Saw three foxes on the trail. They were nervous, but, not scared of me. I'm off for a nap.

JUL 25/12 11:05 PM

I took Mrs W for breakfast at Subway this morning. After that we went to the food bank. From there it was off to the Superstore to check out a prescription. We went on a Whopper run then drove to Shediac. Mrs W took Cookie and myself for supper at the casino. When I got home I took a nap on the couch. We watched some tv then I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some more tv.
PS....It's only five months til Christmas.

JUL 24/12 10:46 PM

Mrs W took me to House  Of Lam for supper. The food was real good, especially the egg roll, which was the best I ever had. Later I took Muffin for a walk. I played on the puter, nodded off on the couch, and watched some tv. I'm off to help Mrs W watch some tv.

JUL 23/12 11:29 PM

Myself and Mrs W went to Subway for breakfast. We went to the casino for dinner. I only ate one plate of dinner and one plate of desert, but I think the three glasses of iced tea filled me up. After dinner we visited Andy's Dummy Farm. I liked the trip and Andy, the 96 year old owner, impressed the heck out of me with his wit and wisdom. When we got home I took Mrs W to visit Muffin. We took her for a walk. Later we watched some tv. I'm tired and am off to get some sleep.

JUL 22/12 11:34 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I sold for $1.25 but two people fed me. I nodded off a couple of times. I had supper at Cookie's. I only had two hamburgers but, holey old frig, they were filling. I had to turn down the fancy pork stuff she cooked. I took Muffin for a walk. She bit my father's finger causing it to bleed. Sammy, the cat, immediately went into guard mode not allowing the puppy near my mother. I went home and took a nap. I have to go. Mrs W just got here.

JUL 22/12 1:40 AM (FOR JUL 21/12)

I did better than usual at the market. Still, I'm a non profit disorganization. One person fed me so it was a good day. Later I had chicken and macaroni salad at Cookie's for supper. I let the puppy take me for a walk. Around 11:00 pm I attended a bonfire (actually a firepit with a screen on it) at one of my neighbour's. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

JUL 20/12 11:47 PM

I had a doctor's appointment this morning. I was up almost three hours early. I puttered around and played on the puter. Finally I had about six minutes to go. When I got there I was almost ready to keel over. I checked out good, trying my best to conceal my hangover. In the afternoon I seniorsat. Later I took Muffin for a walk. I sat outside for a while then came in and played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 19/12 11:58 PM

I seniorsat then played on the puter. I broke down and got an extra key made. I think that was a wise move. I took a nap then pedalled to the beer store. I took Muffin for a walk then relaxed in my office (the chair on my front steps). My landlord gave me a case of beer for my birthday. I am a happy camper.

JUL 18/12 11:08 PM

I had a good day. I got some birthday cards with lots of money in them (at least by my standards). I went to Pizza Delight for dinner with Cookie. I got my dinner for free. Wahoooo. From there we went on a Whopper run. We stopped by the beer store on the way. The beer was good. Later I realized I locked myself out again. My landlady came to the rescue, letting me borrow a key. I think I'm getting a key made tomorrow. I took Muffin for a walk. We visited her Grampy. The three of us played catch in Grampy's front porch. After that Cookie invited me to supper. We each ate a donair and some pizza. It was quite tasty. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 17/12 10:58 PM

I seniorsat this morning then played on the puter, Later I took Shaggy and Muffin each for a walk. I was going to pedal to the beer store but it looked like it was getting close to 9:00 pm. I was surprised to see it that dark at only 7:00 pm. I was going to try my luck again but it started pouring rain. I decided to stay home and play on the puter. I think I'll go and watch some tv.

JUL 16/12 11:57 PM

I played on the puter most of the day then took a nap. I took Shaggy and Muffin for a walk then had supper at Cookie's, enjoying a couple of chicken burgers and a glass of Pepsi. I played on the puter some more. Soon I will be off to bed to get some beauty rest.

JUL 15/12 11:24 PM

It was slow at the market again but I made a few sales. One person fed me. Somebody brought in two birthday cakes to commemorate my upcoming birthday. One was light and the other was chocolate. I got to have my cake and eat it, too. Burrrrp, please excuse me. When I got home I changed my clothes and went to Cookie's for supper. As the door clicked shut I realized I left my keys in my other pants. Rather than wake him up, I decided to wait until my landlord was going to work and intercept him at his front door. At Cookie's I had three sausages on buns. I took her puppy for two walks. I made it home safely and got inside. I played on the puter. Now I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 14/12 11:34 PM

Itain at the market and I nodded off a couple of times. Two people fed me so it was a good day. I was sitting outside and almost keeled over from the heat. When I got home I took the puppy for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 13/12 10:29 PM

Cookie and myself went to Subway for breakfast. After that we went to get groceries. My bank card didn't want to work so I had to borrow some money. In the afternoon I took the puppy for a walk and played Fetch with her in the backyard. In the evening I went to the market to help tidy things up a bit. It still looks quite messy but is a little better. I played on the puter for awhile and am now off to watch some tv.

JUL 12/12 10:10 PM

I was a little under the weather today. I think I may have inhaled too much fresh air yesterday. The beer and banana wine I also inhaled might play a major factor too. I played on the puter most of the day and took the puppy for a walk late in the afternoon. I think I'm off for a small nap then to watch some tv.

JUL 11/2012 10:50 PM

It was a long day. I woke up around 5:00 am then went back to sleep. I took Cookie to Subway and bought us each a breakfast sub and a coffee. We went on a Whopper run (I stopped by the beer store) then headed home. I took the puppy for two walks then relaxed on the lawn chair. My landlord wanted me to go to the beer store so off Cookie and myself went. I was half poopeyed but soon got focused enough for a slow pedalling trip. I made it home then played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 10/12 11:42 PM

I woke up around 2:00 am and had a hard time getting back to sleep. I woke up again around 4:30 am and went back to sleep. I woke up 5:30 am and decided to stay up. I played on the puter. Later Cookie and myself went on a short bike excursion. I dropped by the doctor's office to see if my appointment was June 20th or July 20th. As luck would have it June 20th was the day. Now it's changed to July 20th. Ihope I don't frig that one up, feeble old geezer that I am. In the afternoon I took the puppy for a walk then went on a bike trip to Centennial park. I was tired and didn't want to go but Cookie bribed me with a couple of salami and cheese sandwiches.  When I got home I took a five minute nap on the chair on the front steps. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest. Tomorrow is Whopper Wednesday and I might accidently stop at the beverage store on the way.

JUL 09/12 11:56 PM

Cookie took me to Subway for breakfast. Later we pedalled to Centennial Park. When I got home I played on the puter then took a nap. In the evening I took the puppy for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 08/12 11:08 PM

Two people fed me at the market today. Sales were slow but I had fun. My section got hit by a shoplifter. I'm not happy about it but I will have fun planning my revenge when I catch the sunnovabitch. I have it narrowed down to two suspects and will wait until the right one slips up. It will be just a matter of time. Tonight I took the puppy for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off for a snack then to get some sleep.

JUL 08/12 5:51 AM (FOR JUL 07/12)

It was quiet at the market but two people fed me. I made a pot of coffee and spent about half an hour trying to figure how to work the coffee machine. It's all electronic with secret compartments and a built in grinder. The coffee didn't turn out too bad. After the market I helped put in Cookie's new air conditioner. I had supper there enjoying chicken strips and salad. I was downloading a moovie and the internet kicked out in the last 8 mb. I played with the puppy for awhile then headed for home. I watched tv then went to bed.

JUL 06/12 11:50 PM

It rained most of the day but I got to sit out in the sun for a couple of hours. I think I got a bit of a sunburn. I was hoping for a GST cheque but I guess I filed my taxes a bit too late. My creditors will have to wait a few more days for their money. I played on the puter a lot today and took a couple of naps. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 05/12 11:13 PM

I was hungover and not too lively most of the day. I took a nap and played on the puter. I kicked Cookie's arse at Wii bowling and played with her puppy. I watched tv and played on the puter some more. I'm off for another nap..

JUL 04/12 11:27 PM

Cookie and myself went on a Whopper run. I bought six and she bought four. She wanted cash back, but Burger King doesn't do it, so I borrowed her card and headed to the beer store. I planned to buy one beer but bought three for convenience. I forgot to ask for cash back so I had to make another purchase. There was a lone beer so I bought that one, too. Later I took Cookie's puppy for three walks. After that I got poopeyed. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 03/12 11:58 PM

It was another long day. I wokeup around 5:00 am and played on the puter. I layed back down and got about thirty minutes rest then got back up. Cookie and myself went on a bike trip to the east end. I got pooped out and took two breaks going home. Later I took her new puppy for a walk and relaxed in the back yard. I had macaroni for dinner there then went on a bike trip to the park. There was a band playing. They didn't sound too bad but should have played a bit louder. I'm off for some much needed beauty sleep.

JUL 02/12 11:41 PM

It was a long day. I woke up around 4:30 am. I took a nap then played on the puter. Later I went for a bike trip with Cookie to the park. I played with the dogs for awhile then took a nap. I consumed almost a loaf of garlic bread then went to Cookie's for supper. We dined on sausages and macaroni salad then went on another bike trip to Dieppe. We stopped at A&W and she bought uo each a Mozza burger. Later I started farting up a storm, not enough to propell my bike, but enough to scare the mosquitoes away. Garlic breath can be bad but garlic farts are terrible. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 01/12 11:23 PM

It was quiet at the market and I never made any sales. I almost sold a pair of earplugs for 25 cents but the deal fell through. Four people fed me and two gave me coffee so It was a good day. I went to Cookie's for supper where I ate 1 1/2 hamburgers, 2 cheeseburgers, and a steak. I didn't have any room left for any macaroni salad. I took a nap on the couch then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.