JUL 31/14 11:39 PM

I woke up around 4:00 am this morning. I played on the puter then took a nap in the motel chair. We walked along the Bayview Boardwalk then went to Wendy's for breakfast. We stopped at Jourimain Park on the way home and did some exploring. Later I had to take a whiz and a power dump. We found a place with facilities I could use but the power was off. I'm not used to doing double duty in the dark, but managed to get the job done. We went to the casino for supper but it was packed. We went to Big League instead. The food was quite good. Later I played on the puter then took a nap. I'm off to get some  much needed beauty rest.

JUL 30/14 11:26 PM

Today Mrs W, Cookie, and myself went to PEI. We went to the Car Life Museum then went to the Jade Garden restaurant for supper. We are staying at the Quality Inn. I'm tired and will soon be getting some beauty sleep.

JUL 29/14 11:13 PM

I got paid today then spread it around to people and bills I owed. I had a good workout this morning. Myself and Mrs W went to Burger King for dinner. We were supposed to go see a movie with Cookie but she decided to go swimming instead. We saved a poop load of money by not going. My Internet Explorer isn't working so I'm downloading another version. I'm getting tired and will soon be getting some much needed beauty sleep.

JUL 28/14 11:15 PM

Myself, Mrs W, and Cookie went to Centennial Park this afternoon. I walked up 49 steps, the most I've done at once in over five years. Later we went to the casino for supper. I got quite full. I'm tired and am off to get some beauty sleep.

JUL 27/14 11:29 PM

I had a good at the market.I didn't sell a lot but made a couple of good purchases. Two people fed me and another bought me coffee. Myself and Mrs W went to the casino for supper. The food was some frigging good. BUUUUURRRRP, please excuse me. I'm off to check my email.

JUL 26/14 11:24 PM

I woke up around 4:30 am almost freezing my ass off. I set the fan so it was blowing air instead of sucking it in. I went back to sleep. I nodded off at the market a couple of times. Two people fed me and I made a few sales. Mrs W came for a visit. I'm tired and am off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 25/14 22:18 PM

I woke up about 4:30 am. I played on the puter then had a good workout at the cardio gym. I relaxed in the porch for a few hours. I took a nap then played on the puter again. My landlord bought me a couple of beer and a twelve inch Vito's pizza with the works. I'm quite mellowed down and feel quite happy. I'm off to eat some more pizza.

JUL 24/14 10:31 PM

It rained most of the day. I spent almost all day in the front porch. I took a nap and played on the puter. I even played on the puter in my nap. I'm off to do some dishes.

JUL 24/14 3:25 AM (FOR JUL 23/14)

I had a good workout at the cardio gym. Later I went on an excursion to Riverview. I stopped by the beer store on the way home then went on a whopper run. I was tired and went to bed early.

JUL 22/14 10:07 PM

We buried Sammy this morning. In the afternoon I went to the cardio gym where I had a good workout. After that I was off to City Hall to try and make the corner a four way stop. In the evening Cookie and myself went to Jean's Restaurant. I had the fried clam platter. For once I almost finished it, but I was getting full, and took some home with me. I played on the puter for awhile. I'm quite tired and think I'll take a small power nap.

JUL 21/14 11:25 PM

Today started out to be a good day. I got a tube for my bike for $5.00 installed. I got a prescription at the Superstore and enjoyed the bike ride. I later went for another ride. The day took a turn turn for the worse when my cat got killed by a car whizzing up the street. I'm really going to miss her. I'm tired and off to get some sleep.

JAN 20/14 11:20 PM

I had a great day at the market. I didn't make any money but six people fed me. When I got home I played on the puter then took a nap. Later I drank some refreshing beverages then relaxed and played on the puter again. I'm as happy as a fron in a bog with a Unimog.

JUL 19/14 11:37 PM

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me. I'm not making any money with my nonprofit disorganization but I'm having fun. Tonight I went to the beverage store and bought some of my favourite beer. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 18/14 11:49 PM

I was up sipping until the wee hours in the morning. I was back up again early in the morning to carry on. I had a Hungry Man tv dinner then remembered I get to eat free at Pizza Delight. I only consumed one plate. Cookie wanted to take me out to supper but I was too full. I'm still full. I'm off to play on the puter.

JUL 17/14 11:09 PM

Today is the first anniversary of buying my Hardly Davidson. So far it has cost me less than $20.00 for (not counting the $6.60 still in the gas can). I was a bit sluggish today, possibly from inhaling too much cheap cooking wine last night. I spent most of the day in the porch playing on the puter. I'm off to surf the internet.

JUL 16/14 11:31 PM

I went for blood tests first thing in the morning. I got wet from the rain. Later, I got wet again. For the third time I got wet again. I'm off for some much needed beauty rest.

JUL 15/14 11:49 PM

Congratulations go out to myself. This is my 3,000th diary entry. That works out to fifteen hundred entries for each reader. I had a good workout this morning and now I am in level two of the cardio program. That means I get to go there three to five times a week instead of two. I had a good doctor's appointment. I got caught in the rain twice while riding my bike, but I'm dry now. I'm off to take a nap.

JUL 14/14 11:12 PM

I played on the puter most of the day, taking an occasional nap.My landlord bought me a Deluxe triple burger and half a plate of fries for supper. I just spent the last hour and fifteen minutes chasing the cat around the yard. Now the mosquitoes are biting me and I'm getting cranky as heck. I'm going to bed and hope the cat will be ok until she finally decides to come in.

JUL 13/14 10:16 PM

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me and another bought me coffee. When I got home I relaxed a bit then went to the beverage store for my landlord. He gave me a Teenburger and onion rings for supper. They were some good. Later I took a nap. I'm off for another nap.

JUL 12/14 11:34 pm

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me. I dozed off a couple of times. My landlord gave me a deluxe cheeseburger for supper. It was quite good. I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to sleep and fart.

JUL 11/14 11:26 PM

I started my day getting woke up at 4:50 am by some jackass who kept yelling at his dog. It took about two hours to get back to sleep. Later I got a new tire put on my bike. About fifteen minutes the tire picked up a piece of glass and went kapowee. I got another tine and tube. So far it's holding up pretty good. My landlord gave me some beer and a twelve inch Vito's pizza for supper. I saved some of it it the freezer for a later date. I played on the puter and took a smallnap. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 10/14 10:52 PM

I had a good workout this morning. After that it was off to get two set of blood tests done. I went to Burger King and had a Big King chicken combo. I almost had an accident going down Mountain Rd. I went to Centennial Park then almost got hit on Park St. I sat out in the porch and played on the puter for awhile. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

JUL 09/14 11:35 PM

I sat in the front porch most of the day and played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUL 08/14 11:26 PM

I got my bike fixed today. It felt so good to ride it again. I went to the beverage store and bought a small bottle of Sambucca. I think save it for tomorrow or Thursday. I'm off for a shave then to get some much needed beauty rest.

JUL 07/14 11:48 PM

I got my heating rebate cheque today. I bought some Long Island iced tea, paid my landlord some money, and still have enough to get my bike fixed tomorrow. I walked for a bit this afternoon and travelled on four buses. I dined at the semi world famous Burger King on Mountain Rd. I'm off to eat an apple. The old saying goes "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". It must be true because I eat apples at home and doctors never make house calls here.

JUL 06/14 11:41 PM

I woke up about 4:00 am but made it back to sleep again. It was slow at the market again but one person fed ma and another gave me a coffee. I sipped on some Sambucca tonight and feel very relaxed. I played on the puter for awhile and will soon be off for some much needed beauty sleep.

JUL 05/14 10:36 PM

I woke up shortly after 3:00 am. I couldn't get back to sleep. At the market I nodded off a few times. One person fed me and I had a few sales. In the evening Cookie and myself went grocery shopping. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm tired as heck and will soon be going to bed.

JUL 04/14 9:44 PM

Today was a trying day. I tried to find the guy to fix my bike but couldn't find him. I tried to cash in my Burger King coupons but left them home. I tried to get some cash back from my debit card at the beer store but they don't do it at that store. I tried to buy my favourite beer but they were out of it. I tried to buy some Sambucca and had success. Later I got popeyed and bought some Domino's pizza. I'm off for a nap.

JUL 03/14 10:45 PM

I sat in the front porch and played on the puter most of the day. I did some dishes, some laundry, and cot Cookie's air conditioner up and running. I even found over $16.00 in my pockets. Sometimes I really amaze myself. I'm off to download an important file in the throne room.

JUL 02/14 10:22 PM

It was a long day. I was supposed to get the Hardly Davidson fixed this morning but the person didn't show up. I chased cats for a couple of hours tonight and, holey ole frig, I'm tired. The laundry and dishes can wait until another time. I'm off for a nap.

JUL 01/14 11:25 PM

I played on the puter most of the fay. In the evening Cookie and myself went down to Waterfront Park to see the concert and watch the fireworks. I was quite tired from walking down there and back. I think I'm off to bed soon.

JUL 01/14 12:25 AM (FOR JUN 30/14)

It was a long day. I woke up around 3:00 am. I played on the puter and took my bike to get it fixed. The mechanic was busy and told me to bring it by after 9:00 pm. I was all gung ho to go there then I noticed my tire went flat.At least I got out walking twice today. I sipped on some sambucca and got mellowed down. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest. It's cheaper than buying paper bags.