JUL 31/10 11:49 PM

It was quiet at the market again but sales were better than usual. One person fed me. After the market closed Mrs W took me to Ponderosa for supper. I got comfortably full, Burrrp, please excuse me. Hater I took the dog for a walk. Mrs W and myself watched some tv. I surfed the internet a bit. I'm off to check my email. See ya next month.

JUL 30/10 11:16 PM

Today was a productive day. I renewed my driver's liscence, went to the food bank, did a beer run, took the dog for three walks, and had a barbeque. I'm tired but feal good. I'm even sober, too. I'm off to help Mrs W watch a movie.

JUL 29/10 11:06 PM

Today I did the laundry. Sniff sniff. I'm glad I did. I just hope I don't get a hug from that guy in the laundry soap commercial. Later I took the dog for three walks. I waited all day for Mrs W to get here and she isn't here yet. Had I'd known she'd be this I would have dropped by the beverage store. Oh well, I have beer money for another day. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 28/10 11:10 PM

I took the dog for three walks today, washed too many dishes, and overate a bit. I spent part of the day cleaning up the old homestead so Mrs W won't trip over anything when she comes to visit tomorrow. I'm off for a nap so I can do more cleaning later.

JUL 28/10 1:09 AM (FOR JUL 27/10)

I was busy today. I ran a couple of errands and took the dog for three walks. I got tired and took a nap on the couch forgetting to write my diary and put the garbage out. Luckilly I live on a corner lot and can still catch the garbage truck when it goes along the side street. I'm off to surf the internet then go to bed.

JUL 26/10 11:42 PM

Today was a good day. I got a drive to and from the Superstore in Riverview from Joan, Dexter's oner's mother. I thought the world of that, as I have a few scary medical issues and need my drugs. Later I did a beer run for my father and was compesated quite well. I took the dog for three walks and took a few naps. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 25/19 11:09 PM

Christmas is only five months away. Ho ho ho, what an excuse for the juice. Four people fed me at the market. I sold a couple of items but didn't have enough to pay my rent. Maybe I shouldn't have bought that laptop yesterday. Oh well, I guess I'm only being me. The dog was happy as she got two walks out of me today instead of the usual one she gets on Saturday or Sunday. We passed through Catland and only had two cats following us. A couple of days ago we had five or six. I almost felt like the Pie Eyed Piper with all the cats following us and the beer I drank. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 24/10 11:57 PM

It was slow at the market but three people fed me. I wasn't tpp lively today and think I got too much fresh air yesterday and inhaled too many beverages last night. I bought another laptop at the market and hopefully will sell it soon. I had to walk the bike almost halfway home because of the heat. Later I took the dog for a walk then took a nap. I'm off for another nap.

JUL 24/10 12:38 AM (FOR JUL 23/10)

It was a good day. I took the dog for two walks. I went to cooking class where we made macaroni and chese with broccoli and ham, moraccan lentil stew, and spaghetti squares. The spaghetti squares are so excellent. I went to the beer store twice, picking up only minimal supplies each time. I got into the homebrew later in the night and sipped on four cups of it.

JUL 22/10 22:31 PM

Today was a good day. I tried to take the dog for her first walk but it was raining too hard. My father gave me a whopper which I took home and ate for dinner. I took the dog for two walks, enjoying the light rain. Later I decided to pedal to the beer store. I almost got hit by a car at the corner of St George and Highield. The little bastard almost ran me over, making his left hand turn without looking for me in the crosswalk. I called him a stupid little bastard under my breath and pedalled on. I bought three Faxe beer and pedalled home. The beer were good. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 21/10 10:38 PM

Today was a good day. I went for blood tests, then pedalled to Burger King for some Whoppers. I forgot to leave my urine sample so it was off to the blood clinic again. I peed up a storm. Later in the day I did a beer run. I got soaked in sweat and took the bus past home. The dinger didn't work on the bus so I got off about two blocks away from my stop. It was still a good pedal. I still managed to take the dog for three walks, watch tv, and surf the internet. I'm off for a nap.

JUL 20/10 11:08 PM

I took the dog for three walks, had a doctor appointment, sold 2 bags of empties, and got out pedalling tonight for some fresh air. I think it was a productive day. I almost bought some beer tonight but decided not to because I have blood tests tomorrow morning. I'm off to watch some more tv then get some sleep.

JUL 19/10 11:37 PM

I relaxed most of the day. I took the dog for three walks. She made three little log cabins in the yard. I think she may be eating too much. It was hot most of the day but we had a cool, misty rain in the evening. It felt so good I sat out on the front steps in it and got wet. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 18/10 11:23 PM

I survived my birthday. At the market I was ready to doze off for a couple of minutes when I heard "Happy birthday to you". I opened my eyes and half the market was in front of my section with a cake and singing away. I turned a bit red ant turned around and what seamed like the other half of the market behind me singing away. I may have turned red but I loved every second. The cake was delicious. I came home, had a couple of beer, then took the dog for a walk. Later I had a barbeque and more beer at my landlord's. I still have eight beer in his fridge. They will last longer there than in my fridge. I'm a happy camper, not poopeyed, just happy. I'm off to check some email and sip on the 950 ml, 10.1%, beer I received yesterday. It is nice and cold. Crisp and clean and no caffiene.

JUL 17/10 11:56 PM

Today was a good day. I pedalled to the market and it was a nice early morning pedal. Two people fed me and Dave bought me a hot chocolate. I bought my brother a big plant from Janice and he likes it. He brought me back some big mofugger 950 ml cans of Molson beer. One is 8.5% alcohol and the other is 10.1% alcohol. I'm going to save them for a rainy day. I'm starting my raindance now. I'm off to watch some tv and get ready to celebrate my birthday that starts after midnight.

JUL 17/10 5:02 PM (FOR JUL 16/10)

I made a beer run for my father. He bought me twelve cans of Faxe beer. After drinking half of then I nodded off in the front porch, dropping my laptop. Later I fell asleep on my brother's couch. I think I'll drink only ice water tonight. I'm off for a short nap.

JUL 15/10 11:51 PM

It was a good day. I took the dog for three walks, I babysat my mother, I babysat my brother's cat, I even drank a few beer. My knee is still tender but it is ok as long as I don't bend it. If I bend it the SOB hurts like heck. I think I "kneed" some help here. Sorry for the bad pun. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 15/10 12:02 PM (FOR JUL 14/10)

I made a beer run for my father and decided to walk to the beer store. I took a taxi home and couldn't bend my knee enough to get in. I did a balet type, oops, er ah, I mean a Bruce Lee type move and stuck my leg straight across the floor, sitting at about a forty five degree angle. It was a very painful drive home. My father paid for twelve Faxe beer and I joyfully started sipping away after I got back home. I got poopeyed but only drank six of them. The dog got her three walks and was happy. My father was happy. I was happy.

JUL 13/10 9:35 PM

It was quite warm out today. I worked up a good sweat taking the dog for her walks. My knee is still hurting like a SOB. I tried to pedal to the drugstore again but couldn't bend my knee enough to turn the pedals. At least I made it twice a far as yesterday, almost as far as my driveway. My father gave me some more Tylenol 3's. Hopefully I'll feal good enough to get there tomorrow. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL12/10 11:06 PM

Both of my knees hurt, today, especially the right one. As a result the dog went on three very short walks. I tried to pedal to the drug store for some pain killers but only got as far at the big tree infront of the house. I couldn't bend my knees enough to pedal. It got worse when I realized I couldn't get back off the bike very easily. I scrapped the idea of going to the drug store. My father gave me some Tylonal Threes. I feal a lot better now. Hopefully they will tide me over until I get to the drug store tomorrow afternoon. I'm hobbling off to watch some tv.

JUL 11/10 10:51 PM

I woke up with two hurting knees. I could hardly hobble down the stairs then to the bus stop but I somehow made it in the pouring rain. A lot of people came into the market. Unfortunately most were browsers but I had a couple of sales. Two people fed me. A third offered but I wasn't too hungry. I got a drive home then took a nap. I took the dog for a small walk as far as my front steps. After peeing a couple of times she wanted back in the house. It worked out good for me as my right knee was quite tender. I'm off to watch some tv then get some beauty sleep.

JUL 10/1010:59 PM

It was a bit slow at the market but I did sell a few things. The trouble is that most of the stuff I sold were for other people. Five people fed me. It was a hot pedal going home after the market closed so I took a nap when I got home. I took the dog for a walk. Somebody's cat tagged along with us for awhile. I started to feel like the pied piper. I made it home and played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv and probably doze off.

JUL 10/10 12:09 AM (FOR JUL 09/10)

I went to post this entry earlier but hit the wrong button and it got lost in cyberspace. It was a good day. I took the dog for three walks. My landlord bought me some beer then we had a barbeque. I am tired and need some beauty sleep. I'm off to sleep through some tv shows.

JUL 08/10 10:12 PM

It was hot out today but not as hot as yesterday. The dog went for a haircut this morning so I only got to take her for two walks instead of three. Despite the heat I pedalled to the beer store. After that I went to the nude beach (my place with extra curtains on the windows). I mean it is getting some frigging hot out and I live on the second floor. I'll wear my pants just in case there is a fire or something in the middle of the night. Mom always said to wear clean underwear. I'm wearing them on the hook on the bedroom door. They stay clean longer that way.

JUL 07/10 10:15 PM

Today was a hot day. I took the dog for three walks, helped my brother mow his lawn, fixed his lawnmower, and fixed my parent's tv. Mom screwed all the settings again trying to work the remote for the sattelite box. I'm off to take a cold shower then debate whether or not to open up the case of beer in the fridge. It's been in there for a couple of days and I don't want it to go bad.

JUL 06/10 10:59 PM

Today was a good day. I played on the puter. I took the dog for three walks. Later I pedalled to the beer store. The beer is quite tasty. I'm off to surf the internet.

JUL 05/10 10:55 PM

Today was a productive day. I got paid $50.00 for the patio fireplace Mrs W sold for me. I took the dog for three walks. I made two trips to the beer store. I picked up prescriptions at the Main Street Superstore for my dad. I'm getting a good glow on and relaxing. My landlord's wife fed me some food. Life is good.

JUL 04/10 11:15 PM

I wasn't too lively today. I think I was up too late last night. At the market I sold for three differend people plus for myself. I'm not exactly salesman of the year but I had fun. As a bonus three people fed me. It was quite warm pedalling home after relaxing the air conditionng at the market but I managed to make it home alive. I drank lots of water when I got home. I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off for a nap.

JUL 04/10 12:21 AM (FOR JUL 03/10)

It was a good day. Three people fed me at the market. I drank some beer. I was at my landlord's and lost track of time so the July 3rd entry is a bit late. I'm off to eat pizza and drink more beer.

JUL 02/10 11:26 PM

I took the dog for three walks today. I went to the beer store then to the flea market. I cleaned up my corner a bit but it still looks scary. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 01/10 10:55 PM

It was very nice outside today despite my hangover. I took the dog for three walks and rested on the couch a few times. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUL 01/10 11:26 AM (FOR JUN 31/10)

It was a long day. I made two trips to the beer store. I got poopeyed.