JAN 31/11 10:29 PM

I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. I was a bit under the weather and napped most of the day. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 30/11 10:24 PM

It was quiet at the market. I nodded off a couple of times. We stopped by the beer store on the way home and I bought some good beverages. I took the dog for two walks and enjoyed the nice crisp air. Last night's adventure torned out to be a flop. I set the tv to turn off in three hours. The theory was Mom would sleep until she heard the tv turn off and so would I. I unscrewed the light in the lamp and taped paper over the ends of the remote controls. About four hours later the tv was still on. There was a Cheap Trick concert on so I stayed awak and watched it. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JAN 29/11 10:47 PM

I had a good day at the market. I sold a lot of 25 cent and 50 cent items. I would rather sell 100 25 cent items than 1 $25.00 item. To me it is more fun. Also, two people paid me back money they owed me. I stopped by the beverage store on the way home. I was almost heartbroken to find out the were out of my regular beer. I bought a couple of 1.18 liter bottles of Colt 45 instead. I took the dog for two walks today and did lots of dishes. I'm off to get some beauty rest before Mom gets back up. She went to bed about 8:00 pm which means she will be up around midnight. I'll fix her. I'm going to take the batteries out of the remote control and unscrew the bulb in the lamp by the couch. That way she won't crank up the tv on the French channel at 4:00 am.

JAN 28/11 10:55 PM

I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk. I went to Social Services and got an important doctor form. On the way back I stopped by the soup kitchen where I had two plates oc scallopped potatoes, meatballs, salad, carrots, turnip, and macaroni salad. I also had a bowl of potato soup with rolls and crackers. Tonight I went to the flea market where I tidied up and rearanged a few things. I'm tired and will be off to bed soon.

JAN 27/11 10:20 PM

We got a lot of mo fuggen snow. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk. I had to laugh to see the dog swimming across the top of the snow, leading the way. When we came back it was comical to see her jumping from one of my footprints to the other. A head would pop up then she'd jump to the next one. I braved the elements and went to the beer store. That was a four bus and three hour tour. When I got back I was covered with snow. I cooked a pizza and sipped on vodka and V8.After that I tried vodka and ginger ale. Both were good experiments. I'm off for a nap.

JAN 26/11 11:50 PM

It was a long day. I took the dog and her cousin for a walk. I visited my father in the hospital. I cooked dinner. I even nodded off while making a DVD. Somehow the 4gb turned into over 50 gb. Needless to say a lot of the zip files didn't work. My bowling team took four points and I enjoyed a couple of beverages in the bar. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JAN 25/11 11:11 PM

I took the dog for two walks. My sister held down the fort so I was able to go home to nap and clean up the old homestead a bit. Tonight I put a batch of teabag wine on. It's only going to make a gallon but I can get quite poopeyed a couple of times from that much. I'm off to surf the internet then get some beauty rest.

JAN 24/11 10:36 PM

It was a long day. I woke up aroung 5:00 am to the sound of a walker rolling down the hall. I waited for it to return, but after about 20 minutes, I decided to check things out. My mother was sound asleep, and I guess I was just hearing things. My sister came over later so I was able to go home between 8:30 am and 6:00 pm. It was almost like going on hollidays. I napped on the couch and relaxed all day. Later I loaded up my laundry and dirty dishes and headed back to my parent's place. It was so cold out that I only took the dog for two walks. I watched some tv and played on the puter. My mother is sleeping so maybe I can go get a few hours sleep, too. I'm off to try my luck.

JAN 24/11 2:06 AM (FOR JAN 23/11)

I woke up before 5:00 am and couldn't breathe very well. I finally caught my breath then tossed and turned trying to get back to sleep. After a few minutes it was the same thing. I took a water pill and waited it out. Later I took a nitro pill and started to feel a bit better. At the market I made a few trips to the bathroom and, after peeing up a storm, things were ok. Exhausted I nodded off around a dozen times in the afternoon. Luckily my chair has a wheel missing so it would tilt forward when I'd doze off and wake me up. I went to bed shortly after 10:00 pm and had a great sleep. I'm off to bed again.

JAN 22/11 9:59 PM

I started the day by almost pooping my pants climbing the big snowbank trying to get home. I don't like using my parent's bathroom as they have a raised terlit seat thingy. I have a hard time trying to pee straight down, and dropping bombs from way up makes a heck of a splash. I did make it home but barely. It was slow at the market again. I think it was quiet mostly because of last night's storm. Two people fed me so it still was a good day. I stopped by the beer store on the way home. The beer was some good. I took the dog for three walks, almost freezing my arse off. I'm off to bed. Tomorrow comes early.

JAN 21/11 11:08 PM

It was a long day. I got to bed about 1:00 am. My mother woke me up watching tv at 3:00 am. I figured she was quiet so I pretended to be asleep. At 5:00 am the tv went off and I thought "Whew". No such luck, she was off to the kitchen to make french fries. I chased her back to bed. At 5:30 am the tv came on. At 6:00 am all was quiet until I heard rattling in the kitchen and the test pattern blasting away in the living room. Mom was ready for breakfast. I chased her to bed. Later for breakfast I cooked her a small plate of french fries to go with her breakfast. I went to lay down for a bit. All was quiet until the dog started going "Woof woof". Mr Broom chased her away from the kitty box in the bathroom. She had kitty litter all over her face so I knew she had Kitten McNuggets. I put on my coat ant took about ten minutes sleep in the front porch. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk. I bought some beer and cooked a pizza. I now am happy as poop. I'm off to surf the internet before tomorrow starts too early again.

JAN 20/11 11:14 PM

I took the dog for three walks. She really liked them. I went to visit my father in the hospital and bring him his mail, but he was gone for some tests when I got there. That's twice I missed him this week. I'm off to watch some tv. Tomorrow is going to be a long day.

JAN 19/11 11:55 PM

It was a long day. I seniorsat, took the dog for three walks, bought some beer, and cooked some chicken burgers. My bowling team kicked ass and I commemorated the victory by visiting the bar a few times. I'm off to eat a couple of chicken burgers and have a couple of beer.

JAN 18/11 10:49 PM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. I finally made it to Social Services to drop off some important papers. I had dinner at the soup kitchen. I ate two plates of potatoes with hamburger sause, salad, two rolls with butter, two bowls of beef vegetable soup, nine crackers, and a piece of pumpkin pie. My father gave me some cash so I bought some beer. I'm as happy as a fireman with a long hose (or so I was told about firemen and hoses). I'm off to surf the internet.

JAN 17/11 11:34 PM

It was a busy day. My mother woke me uo shortly after 6:00 am. She was watching tv and had the sound cranked way up. Later I sent both dogs to get haircuts, went home and cleaned up the old homestead up a bit, seniorsat, took the dog for three walks, bought my parents a new dryer, and did a load of laundry. We had to take the basement door off, as well as the door frame, and the basement railing to get it in the basement. I'm sure glad I bought one of the smaller ones. I nodded off early in the evening then watched some tv. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.

JAN 16/11 10:47 PM

It was a long day. I woke up at 3:30 am. It was real slow at the market and sales were way down, but four people fed me so it was still a good day. I took the dog for two walks and played on the puter. I even watched some tv. I'm off to surf the internet then get some beauty sleep.

JAN 15/11 10:32 PM

My day started when I woke up about 3:30 am and couldn't get back to sleep. It was quiet at the market but I did a bit better than a usual Saturday. I made a couple of sales and three people fed me. I took the dog for two walks and watched some tv. My wireless internet wasn't working for about thirty minutes and I started to get cranky as heck. After much growling and a few "magic" words it was ok again. I'm off to watch some more tv then get some beauty sleep.

JAN 14/11 10:19 PM

I was under the weather a lot of the day. I may have inhaled last night's beverages a bit too fast. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one. I took a couple of naps during the day and feel a bit better. I'm off to get some more beauty sleep.

JAN 13/11 9:16 PM

It was a long day but at least I slept good last night. I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one one walk. Today is my mother's birthday and I forgot about it until yesterday. We had a storm and didn't get out, so I gave my sister some money to buy her a birthday present. She isn't as frugal as I am and paid over $5.00 for the gift bag alone. My mother liked the present so it is all ok. Later I borrowed my sister's bus pass and went to the beer store. I almost froze my arse off, but at least, the beer was cold when I got back. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 12/11 11:18 PM

I took the dog for three walks and her cousin for one walk. Today, I feal like I'm almost at the end of my rope. The front door broke, water was dripping from the bathroom ceiling into the cat box, the dryer is broken, my mother has diarrhhea, the phone is ringing like crazy, the dog just took a chomp at me, and bowling is cancelled because of the storm. Maybe I'll feel better after I get about 20 or 30 minutes sleep. I'm off for a nap.

JAN 11/11 11:04 PM

I survived living at my parents for a whole week and I'm some frigging tired. Every little noise wakes me up. I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. I woke my nephew up so he could get to work on time. I snuck home twice and got about an hour of sleep each time. My mother is sleeping too quiet so I think she will be up and about 2:00 or 3:00 am. I'm off to try to get some sleep.

JAN 10/11 10:49 PM

I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one. I seniorsat most of the day but made it home a couple of times to get two one hour naps on my couch. It was the best sleep I had for about the last week. I'm off to watch some tv then try to get some much needed beauty sleep

JAN 09/11 11:07 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I nodded off a couple of times. Twopeople fed me and I got quite full. I gave my sister a gift card and sent her off to get some pizza. I meant to give her the $20.00 one but gave her the other one with $2.00 left on it by mistake. I guess she was quite surprised when she got to the checkout. I only took the dog for one walk but my nephew took her for a couple. I'm off to get some sleep.

JAN 08/11 10:35 PM

I'm tired. I was up about 3:30 am this morning. It was slow at the market but Irma fed me four times. I took the dog for two walks, one about 8:00 am and the other about 8:00 pm. Later I sipped on four Faxe beer and got a really good buzz going. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 07/11 11:04 PM

I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one. I visited my father in the hospital, woke up my hearing impaired nephew, cooked a pizza, and drank a case of beer. It was a long but good day. As I can't find my usual tv channels on my parent's tv, I'm off to bed.

JAN 06/11 10:35 PM

It was a long day. I'm starting to feal the wear and tear of trying to keep two households running. It is a non stop barrel of adventure. I got to relax a bit while I took the dogs for their walks. The phones never seem to stop ringing and I have no peace and quiet. I'm not getting much sleep and getting cranky easily. I'm off to bed to try to get some sleep.

JAN 06/11 6:21 PM (FOR JAN 05/11)

It was a long day with no internet. I was at my parent's most of the day. I took the dog for two walks and her cousin for one walk. I had a good defibulator checkup in the afternoon and my bowling team kicked ass, taking six points. I drank a few beer and slept better than the night before.

JAN 04/11 7:27 PM

Today was a long day. I got a call at about 7:00 am from my father saying he needed to go to the hospital. I went over and called for the ambulance then rushed his dog out the front door so she wouldn't be in the way. I looked after my mother most of the day but took a couple hours break when my sister went over. I still managed to take the dog for a walk. My sister will take her for another walk later. I'm off to hold down the fort. Dang wireless internet is about three or four feet too short to get it on my laptop over there so I'm posting early tonight. I don't want people to think I'm overbeverated and going to bed early.

JAN 03/11 11:59 PM

Today was a long day. I was up most of the night watching the Corner Gas marathon, which started New Year's Eve and ran until about 7:00 am this morning. I was up early in the morning and didn't take any naps today. I took the dog for three walks and cooked up a lot of food. My father gave me a case of beer and I'm really enjoying it even though it is just regular beer and not my usual stuff. I'm off to watch some tv. It will probably be King Of The Hill as I'm all Corner Gassed out.

JAN 02/11 11:28 PM

It was quiet at the marken but I stayed awake. Three people offered me food and I got quite full. BURRRRP, please excuse me. Tonight I took the dog for a walk and didn't take any naps on the couch. I think I'll go and sleep through some tv unless the Corner Gas marathon is still going. If so I might have a couple of beer and stay awake.

JAN 01/11 11:52 PM

It was a quiet day. I took the dog for three walks and napped on the couch. I inherited some beer and added it to the supply I already have. I'm off to watch some more Corner Gas on tv. For those who don't know it Corner Gas is created by Brent's Butt. Hee hee.