MAY 31/13 10:57 PM

Today I had circulation tests. To me it seemed like taking the blood pressure in both arms then in both legs. The lady said my heart was working good and was amazed when I told her a few stories from my past. I took the long way home and went to the beer store. The beer was some good and helped inspire me to eat a lot of food from my fridge. I played on the puter for a while then took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 30/13 11:34 PM

I played on the puter and took a couple of naps. I almost went outside but made it as far as the couch. I'm getting out tomorrow for sure. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 29/13 11:35 PM

I woke up around 6:00 am. It was payday and I wanted to get to the bank. My ass drags slowly and I eventually got to the bank around 5:00 pm. After that I went to the beer store. The beer was good and I wish I bought more. Oh well, there's always tomorrow. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 28/13 11:52 PM

I spent a lot of the day sitting on my front steps and in Cookie's front porch. Later I drank some beer while watching some videos then played on the puter. I'm tired and am off to get some much needed beauty rest.

MAY 27/13 11:37 PM

I played on the puter and napped most of the day. I watched some tv and looked at the dirty dishes. I'm not starving yet so it's ok to let them soak until tomorrow morning. I'm off to feed the cat then I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 26/13 11:48 PM

There were a fair amount of people at the market. I made a few sales and one person fed me. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

MAY 25/13 11:22 PM

Wowsers, It's only seven months til Christmas. Merry Christmas to one and all. For those who don't like the term Merry Christmas, please adjust my sincere expression to suit your own tastes. I mean well by saying it. I am neither a scholar nor a politician, so I don't even have to pretend to be politically correct. I had an ok day at the market. I had about $10.00 in sales and one person fed me. After I got home my landlord invited me to supper. We had beer, chicken, corn, and french fries. I got comfortably full. Later I cleaned the cat's box and almost puked. How can I feed her five pounds of food and have about ten pounds of poop come out? I'm exagerating a bit but I did manage to clog the terlit up trying to flush away the poop and clumped up kitty litter. She's a good kitty so I'm giving her some Fancy Feast cat food for dinner tomorrow. I'm off to give the affectionate ball of fur a hug then will watch some tv.

MAY 24/13 11:00 PM

I went to the food bank. It was raining out a bit but the fresh air felt quite good. I nodded off when I was there. It was a bit embarassing as there were quite a few people there. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 23/13 11:59 PM

I thought I'd get out today but it looked cold and damp so I stayed inside. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps. I did some dishes and cooked up some KD. I decided to add an extra pack of cheese, to the KD, not the dish water. It was quite tasty and didn't last too long. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 22/13 11:42 PM

I was bored out of my tree. I played on the puter until the internet started acting up. I took a long nap on the couch. Later I played on the puter some more. I hope it's nicer out tomorrow so I can get out for awhile. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 21/13 11:20 PM

I woke up about 4:00 am. I was all excited about going to the casino for an all I can eat $1.99 breakfast. Cookie, Pear, and myself set out shortly after 9:00 am. It was a bit chilly out so I wore my winter coat. Oh nooo, all my IDs, including my casino card, were in my spring sweater. My $1.99 ($2.25 with tax) breakfast ended up costing me $6.99 ($7.90 with tax). Still, I got my money's worth and got quite full. On the way home we stopped at the beer store. I purchased some refreshing beverages. My landlord had to get his cat put to sleep. He was fourteen years old, the cat, not my landlord. We drank beer on the front steps and reminisced about Sneakers, his cat. The cat lived a good life, and I believe my landlord made the right choice in putting him down. Still it's sad to see a good cat go, or any cat for that matter. I'm off to watch a movie my landlord downloaded for me.

MAY 20/13 11:45 PM

It was a long day. My phone wasn't working all day and the internet wasn't working a lot of the afternoon. Luckily they're both working now. It was so quiet here I managed to take three naps. I'm off to read some email, soak in the tub, then watch some tv.

MAY 19/13 11:02 PM

I made a couple of sales at the market. Two people fed me. When I got home I played on the internet then went to a bbq at my landlord's. I consumed a steak, three sausages, and a half plate of french fries. I'm quite full. BURRRRP, Please excuse me. I'm tired and am off to watch some tv.

MAY 18/13 11:56 PM

I woke up shortly after 3:00 am. Somebody downstairs burnt what they were cooking. Coff coff. I had a hard time getting back to sleep but got about thirty minutes of sleep back in before I had to get back up. It was quiet at the market but I had better sales than usual. Two people fed me so it was a good day. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.

MAY 17/13 10:14 PM

I had a hard time with sleep apnea last night. I had a hard time breathing and got very little sleep. Cookie and myself went to the casino for dinner. It was quite good. I was full and tired so I nodded off on one of the busses on the way home. When I got home I played on the puter and took a great nap. My breathing seems to be ok now. I may sleep well tonight but I won't hold my breath. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 16/13 11:10 PM

I didn't feel too lively and napped on the couch most of the day. I played on the puter a bit. Maybe tomorrow I'll get outside and find something to do. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 15/13 11:46 PM

It was a productive day. I woke up two sheets into the wind. Luckily my 10:00 am doctor's appointment was really 1:00 pm so I had time to sober up a bit. I have a large bill from Revenue Canada. After calling about ten times I finally got through to a most helpful person. Somehow my form got filed as double my income. I swear I almost pooped my drawers. We got it all settled and things are now ok. I pedalled to the doctor's office feeling a bit spun out, stopping for a couple of breaks along the way. My leg looks better but my lungs are not up to par. I doubt if I'll ever train for any more marathons. I went to the beer store then to Burger King. BUUUUURRRP, Please excuse me. At least the noise came out the polite end. I sat out on my chair on the front steps and had a couple of beer and a couple of Whoppers. Later I took a power nap. I'm having another Whopper and a couple more beer. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 14/13 11:22 PM

I woke up this morning. It felt kind of nice. I played on Mrs W's puter for a while. I peed in the back yard a couple of times. Mrs W, her brother, and myself went to the Monquarter for dinner. I had a poutine with fried clams on it. It was some frigging good, especially with an ice cold root beer. Despite the bus running late I made it home in time to stop by the beer store before it closed. I figured it's near the bus terminal and a great place to catch a taxi. When I got home I proceeded to get poopeyed. It felt good to get all the carbon out of my system.

MAY 13/13 11:52 PM

Mrs W and myself went to feed Uncle Jim's cats. Later we visited him in the hospital. On the way back we stopped at Subway for a late supper. After that I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 12/13 11:27 PM

It was a bit quiet at the market. I made a few sales and a couple of purchases. After I got home I packed up and went to visit Mrs W. We stopped at The Blue Canoe in Lincoln for a late supper. My hamburger club sandwich was quite good so I decided to save half for tomorrow morning's breakfast. The air is fresh up here in Taterland. I sat out in the driveway for about half an hour before heading in. I hope I'm not allergicic to the eight cats because I've been coughing up a storm since I came inside. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 11/13 11:25 PM

It was a bit slow at the market. I sold a couple of articles. I bought some cds and some Elvis stuff. Four people fed me. After the market Mrs W, myself, and Cookie went to visit my parents. After that we went to Boston Pizza for supper. I had a pizza burger. I found it tasty and very filling. When I got home I took a nap then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 10/13 10:55 PM

I played on the puter and napped most of the day. Myself and Mrs W went to Taco Bell for supper then we went to the flea market. I tidied up my section a bit. Later I played on the puter some more. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 09/13 11:15 PM

I went to see the doctor about a bad rash on my leg. I think I'm going to live and have to come back to see him next Wednesday. Myself and Mrs W went to Jean's Diner for dinner. I had a large clam platter. I was some full when I was done. For supper Mrs W picked up a couple of Little Ceasar's pizzas. I wasn't hungry but ate four pieces just to be polite. I played on the puter most of the evening. I think I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 08/13 11:40 PM

I had a good defibulater checkup today. Tonight myself and Mrs W went to the bowling banquet. I thought the steak was quite good. On the way home we stopped at 4C's for icecream. I had some kind of icecream with ting Reece's peanut butter cups in it. It was excellent. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 07/13 11:54 PM

I did the laundry. Later Mrs W took me to the Sally Anne store to drop off three bags of clothes. It is cleanup week and Mrs W and myself put a bunch of stuff out to the curb. We went to the casino for supper then went to see the new Iron Man 3 movie. I stayed awake for the whole movie. When we got home we watched some tv. I even managed to stay awake through a couple of tv shows. I think it has been a productive day. I'm off to get some rest.

MAY 06/13 10:51 PM

Today is Mrs W's birthday. We went to Pizza Delight for dinner. She got to eat free because of it being her birthday. I got comfortably full. Later I took a nap. It was the best sleep I've had in a couple of days. In the evening we went to Coolie's and had some birthday cake. The piece of cake was so big I had my cake and ate it too. After that I played on the puter. I'm off for a nap.

MAY 06/13 5:11 AM (FOR MAY 05/13)

My day started started off around 3:00 am being King For A Day, sitting on the throne for almost an hour. I did an encore performance at 4:00 am. It was quiet at the market. Two people fed me so I had a good day, except for a bad case of dairrhea. After the market Mrs W, Cookie, Chichen Wings, and myself went to the casino for supper. I didn't really eat a lot but was comfortably full. After that I took a nap on the couch then helped Mrs W watch tv.

MAY 04/13 10:41 PM

I tossed and turned all last night, getting about twenty or thirty minutes of sleep. It was quiet at the market most of the day. I nodded off a couple of times. One person fed me so it was an ok of a day. After the market I drove my landlord to the beer store. He gave me a couple of b52s. I might have them on Monday or Tuesday. We stopped at Burger King on the way home and I bought Mrs W a couple of cheeseburgers. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAY 04/13 5:09 PM (FOR MAY 03/13)

I tidied up the old homestead a bit. Mrs W came for a visit. Her, Cookie, and myself visited my parents then went to Jean's Diner for supper. I had the hamburger steak dinner. Holey sh*t, they gave me a lot of food. I could only eat about half and brought a lot home with me. The internet wasn't working so I watched tv with Mrs W.

MAY 02/13 11:03 PM

I woke up early this morning. I tried to tidy up the old homestead a bit. I went on a bus excursion to the beer store then played on the puter. I think the Sambuca I bought wasn't as good of a deal as my usual Faxe beer is. When I got home I played on the puter for awhile. I think I'm off to get some beauty rest.

MAY 01/13 11:48 PM

I had a good day. I slept til after 10:00 am. I played on the puter. I cleaned out Sammy's litter box. Yuck, but it was not as bad as I thought it would be. Later I drank some beer with my landlord then we had a barbeque. I'm not drunk but I have a good buzz going. I think I'm off to the beer store tomorrow morning to buy myself and my landlord some beer. I'm off to watch some tv.