JUN 29/13 11:55 PM

Today would have been my parent's 56th anniversary. I woke up shortly after 2:00 am and had a heck of a time getting back to sleep. I got about a half hour of sleep starting around 7:00 am. It was quiet at the market and I nodded off a few times. One person fed me and I made a few sales. After the market a bunch of us had a barbeque at my landlord's. As soon as he lit the barbeque it started pouring rain. He cooked a lot of food and I brought some home with me. I watched some tv. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.

JUN 28/13 11:40 PM

I watched tv and napped most of the day. I played on the puter a bit. I was going to get out on a bus excursion but it started pouring rain. It really put a damper on my spirits. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 27/13 11:12 PM

I woke up about 4:00 am. I coffed and tossed and turned most of the night. Either I couldn't get comfortable or it was too stuffy or too cold. I spent all night coffing and hacking, tossing and turning. In the morning I took my pills and put my sweather on. I was warm and lied back on the couch for about an hour nap. I ended up peeing the bed. It was the best half hour sleep I had in over three days. I was exhausted. Later I gathered up the laundry and pedalled to the laundrymat. On the way back I was exhausted and took two breaks coming home. I got home and almost keeled over putting the bike in the porch and making it up the stairs. I played on the puter and took a nap in the puter chair. It is Cookie's birthday. I bought her a monthly bus pass for her birthday. I put it in a big box and told her to make sure it didn't get out on the way home. I think she peeked in the box before she got home. Hee hee. I'm off to watch some tv after I drink this last almost full beer.

JUN 26/13 11:30 PM

Today was a productive day. I went to the bank, SDM, the beer store, Burger King, and the Superstore. I bought some beer. next month's bus pass, Cookie's birthday present, some Whoppers, lots of ravioli, other groceries, and lots of pop. I was too tired to carry everything upstairs so I'm using the stairwell as a combination pantry and storage barn. I drank one beer this afternoon then just didn't feal like drinking any more. I'll still have lots for tomorrow or Friday. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

JUN 25/13 11:07 PM

Guess what!? It's only six months til Christmas. Ho Ho Ho. It was a long day. I got up about 4:00 am. I sat in my office (the front steps) most of the day. I drank some beer, burnt some garlic bread, and cosumed a big can of ravioli. I'm off to burp and fart.

JUN 24/13 11:50 PM

I went on a bus excursion to Riverview today. I picked up three months supply of medication. I missed the bus home by about forty five seconds. The bus was stopped for a red light and I couldn't get across the street to it. I went to McDonald's to wait for the next one. Some nice lady stopped and offer me a drive home. I gladly accepted. I spent some time in my office (lawn chair on my front steps). Later I took a nap then went with Cookie to Subway for a late supper. I got the $3.00 breakfast deal. I drank my coffee and am saving my sub for breakfast tomorrow morning. When I got home I sat in the office for a couple of hours then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 22/13 10:45 PM

I had a fairly good day at the market. Somebody dropped off four boxes of stuff for me and two other people fed me. After the market I had a barbeque at my landlord's. I am quite full. BURRRP, Please excuse me. I'm off to check my email and to watch some tv.

JUN 21/13 11:01 PM

I wasn't very lively and sat out on the front steps a lot of the day. It started raining so I went into my landlord's front porch. He gave me a couple glasses of vodka and orange juice. I felt better after drinking them. I miss my old microwave. I've used the new one only twice and burnt my popcorn each time. I ate half the bag and biffed out the other half. I'm off to watch some tv and get caught up on my beauty rest.

JUN 21/13 3:21 PM (FOR JUN 20/13)

I went on a bus excursion finally getting my brother's birthday gift exchanged. I also stopped by the beer store and Burger King along the way. When I got home I proceeded to drink the bottle of vodka I bought and got quite poopeyed.

JUN 19/13 11:10 PM

Today almost feals like a writeoff. I took the bus to Riverview to exchange a birthday gift I bought my brother. I stood in line for a couple of minutes, amazed at how easy things were going. The lady told me they were out of the item but the Mountain Rd store had ten of them. I could exchange it there. I went across the street to the beer store and bought some refreshing beverages. It was then I realized my hourly Riverview bus is a two hour wait at two different times a day and this was one of the times. I sat on a rock for almost two hours with my beer getting warmer by the minute patiently waiting for the bus. Finally the bus came and I took what was left of the grand tour of Riverview. I got back to Moncton and continued on with a grand tour on my bus. I was dehydrated, thirsty as heck, had to pee like a race horse, and had a bag of pissy warm beer. I made it up my stairs and proceeded to drink my warm swill. I was hungry for popcorn and burnt the heck out of it. To make matters worse the cat coughed up a couple of pukey fur balls. Things seem under control at the moment. The cat is quiet. I'm drinking my last warm beer. I'm planning tomorrow's more predictible trip up Mountain Rd where the busses run every fifteen minutes instead of one or two hours. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 19/13 1:12 AM (FOR JUN 18/13)

I wasn't very lively and napped a lot of the day. My new harddrive arrived and I spent a few hours rearranging a lot of files. Hopefully three terabytes should keep me going for at least a couple of months.I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 19/13 1:09 AM (FOR JUN 17/13)

I went on a bus excursion, stopping at the beer store. My landlord went to the beer store and bought me some more beer. Needless to say I got poopeyed.

JUN 16/13 11:51 PM

It was a bit quiet at the market. I bought three boxes of vhs tapes. They will be on the shelf for a bit but I will have lots of movies to watch if I rig up a system to watch them. Two people fed me so it was a good day. Another person gave me a bottle of homemade wine. Believe it or not I actually still have it. When I got home I sat on the front steps for awhile then ate the steak left over from last night's barbeque. I took a nap then went to Cookie's for a piece of cheese cake. I watched some tv then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some more tv.

JUN 15/13 10:57 PM

I woke up around 3:00 am and was having a hard time breathing. I almost thought I was going to die. I managed to pull through and wnet to the market. One person fed me so it was a good day. I made a couple of sales. After the market I had a barbeque at my landlord's. Cookie, Chicken Wings, and CBD showed up. Somebody gave me some vodka and a beer. I got a good glow going. We had burgers, chicken wrapped in bacon, and steak. I was full and had to take my steak home. I think I'll eat it tomorrow night after I get some beer. I'm tired as heck and am off to sleep through some tv.

JUN 14/13 11:59 PM

I played on the puter a lot of the day and took a small nap in the afternoon. Cookie and myself went to the casino for supper. I got comfortably full. I didn't even feel like stopping at the beer store on the way home. When I got home I played on the puter and took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 13/13 11:50 PM

I woke up feeling a bit under the weather today. I played on the puter for awhile then took a couple of naps. Cookie and myself went to Burger King for supper. I stopped at the beer store along the way. I'm sipping on a couple of refreshing beverages at the moment, but I still don't quite feel up to par. I'm having another beer then I'm going to watch some tv.

JUN 12/13 11:35 PM

I woke up about 3:00 am, 5:00 am, and 9:30 am. By then I took the hint and pulled my lazy carcass from the couch. I went to the food bank and brought home some pretty good food. Later myself and Mrs W went for Taco Bell for dinner. After she left for home I cracked open some beer I had stored away for almost four hours. It was some friggen good. I wish I had more. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 11/13 11:09 PM

I did the laundry this morning. Mrs W and myself went to the casino for dinner. The food was some frigging good. I left comfortably full. Later I took a nap then played on the puter.  I went to take out the garbage and ended up sitting on the front steps for about three hours. The air was fresh and cool. It felt very good. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 10/13 11:53 PM

Mrs W and myself went to Pizza Delight for dinner. I got quite full and took a long nap on the couch. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 09/13 11:37 PM

It was a bit quiet at the market. Two people fed me so it was a good day. After the market Mrs W, Cookie, Chicken Wings, and myself went to the casino for supper. I didn't really eat a lot but got comfortably full. After that we went to the cemetary to visit my parents. We looked around and found my father's parents (my grandparents). When we got home I was exhausted and took a long nap on the couch. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 08/13 11:43 PM

It was quiet at the market. I think it was mostly because of the heavy rainfall. One person fed me so it was an ok of a day. After the market somebody had the driveway blocked so Mrs W and myself took off to Swiss Clalet for supper. I got quite full and took a nap on the couch when I got home. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 07/13 11:47 PM

Mrs W and myself went to the casino for breakfast. I decided to be a big spender and paid for us both. It cost me a whopping $4.50. I was full most of the day and took a couple of power naps. We picked up some pizza at Little Caesar's for supper. It was quite good. I played on the puter for awhile then watched some tv with Mrs W. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUN 06/13 11:53 PM

I woke up around 3:00 am. It was a bit too early to go to the casino for breakfast so I went back to sleep til around 5:00 am. It was still too early so I slept til about 7:00 am. I played on the puter for awhile then realized it was 9:30 am. The $1.99 breakfast deal ended at 10:30 am. I gave up on the idea as I was going to have to take three busses to get there. I went bus hopping instead, travelling all over my fair city. I was at 1111 Main and had to pee quite badly. There was no place to go except some bushes next to a picnic table. As luck would have it a lady was enjoying her lunch there so I decided to hop on a bus and pee at the Northwest Center. As luck would have it a part of Mountain Road was closed to one lane of traffic. The bus was inching along. At one point there were people getting off the bus and walking faster than the bus was going. Luckily I made it to the Subway and peed to my heart's content. After that I was off on a couple more bus excursions. Forget the coffee shops, call centers, and condominiums that make Moncton a Triple C community. This town needs more bathrooms, bushes, and dumpsters so it can raise it's rating to a Triple P community. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 05/13 11:56 PM

I went on a couple of bus excursions today. I had a nap. I played on the puter. Cookie and myself went to Burger King for a late supper. I passed by the beer store along the way. When I got home I played on the puter some more. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUN 04/13 10:11 PM

I was up early this morning. I went to the casino for breakfast. After that I went for a couple of rides on the busses. When I got home I sat out on the front steps for a few hours. After that I played on the puter. I'm tired as heck and am off for some much needed beauty rest.

JUN 03/13 11:01 PM

I sat out on the front steps for most of the day. I was just getting ready to go on a bus excursion then it started raining. I took a nap on the couch instead. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JUN 02/13 11:06 PM

I had a fairly good day at the market. I made a few sales and two people fed me. Another brought me eight liters of pop. When I got home my landlord invited me over for a barbeque. The steak and french fries were very good. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

JUN 01/13 11:17 PM

Things were a bit slow at the market. One person fed me so it was an ok day. After the market my landlord gave me half a twelve inch pizza. Cookie and myself went to MacDonald's for supper then went on a couple of bus excursions. I got soaking wet from the rain. I just finished eating the pizza. BURRP, please excuse me. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.