AUG 31/10 11:59 PM

Today was a good day. I seniorsat, took the dog for three walks, made three trips to the beer store, got groceries, and drank some beer. I'm off for a nap.

AUG 30/10 11:53 PM

I took the dog for three walks today. I took a couple of naps. I cooked up a bunch of food on the George Foreman grill. I ate a bunch of food from the George Foreman grill. Buuurrrp, Please excuse me. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 29/10 11:23 PM

It was slow at the market again. Two people fed me so I ate well. Two people I owed money to showed up, but three people who were supposed to give me money didn't. Hmmmm, Looks like I'm running a non profit disorganization again. I took about a half hour nap then let the dog take me for a walk. I'm off to watch some tv then to get some much needed beauty sleep.

AUG 28/10 11:09 PM

It was slow at the market but I had fun. Only one person fed me but she fed me a lot. "Thank's Joan". I took the dog for a walk then pedalled to the beverage store with my brother. When I got home, I was so mellowed down, that I drank three Faxe's on my front steps. I think I'm partially poopeyed. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 27/10 11:55 PM

I ran a couple of errands today. On the way back I had dinner at a soup kitchen. The food was quite good and I saw lots of people I know there. I might make it back on Monday. I took the dog for three walks then we went to Riverview to the dog park. I don't think she saw that many dogs at once in her life. She had a great time there and was protecting me from the other ankle biters. She wasn't wearing her leash but was following me along at my feet. One of the other puppies charged towards me anf hit my cubes with both his paws. I saw a flash of light and looked to see if Bob Saggat was nearby with a video camera. Luckilly for him he wasn't. I took a nap and watched some tv after I got home. I'm off to watch some more tv.

AUG 27/10 12:01 AM (FOR AUG 26/10)

It was a good day. I took the dog for three walks, made a beer run, got out pedalling a couple of times, had a barbeque at my landlord's, gave myself a mohawk then cut it off, and had a great day. I was rushing to get this post before midnight but forgot my user id so I'm a little bit late. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 25/10 11:10 PM

I didn't do very much today. I took the dog for three walks, played on the puter, ate, and slept. Christmas is only four months away so I might start my Christmas shopping tomorrow. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 24/10 11:52 PM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for three walks and went for a beer run. Wahoooo, I love beer runs. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 23/10 10:44 PM

I sold some empties this morning then went to the food bank. It was a worthwhile trip. I got $2.50 for the empties and a lot of food from the food bank. I even saved the blue bag the empties were in so I can throw out a lot of refuse tomorrow. I took the dog for three walks and really enjoyed the fresh air. I'm off to surf the internet.

AUG 22/10 9:45 PM

Two people fed me at the market and I sold for almost $30.00 (most of it on credit). I am a non profit disorganization. I did a beer run then took the dog for a walk. I drank beer and played on the puter. I'm partially intoxicated and still quite happy. I'm off for a nap.

AUG 21/10 11:55 PM

It was quiet at the market again. Two people fed me so it was a good day. I took the dog for a walk this evening then had a barbeque at my landlord's. I was tempted to make a trip to the beer store but decided to drink water instead. I'm off for a nap.

AUG 20/10 11:02 PM

I took the dog for three walks. I almost went to cooking class by mistake, forgetting it is next week, instead of today. I made beer runs for two different neighbours. I was compensated quite well. I am off for a nap.

AUG 19/10 10:47 PM

I had a free breakfast at Subway this morning. I took the dog for three walks and had a couple of naps. I went for a nature call tonight and my terlit didn't flush. I don't know what's going on but there were two spice containers at the bottom of the tank preventing it from filling up with water. I think somebody must be playing a prank on me. Now the terlit will fill up but the shutoff valve won't shut off fully causing the thing to trickle at an almost unnoticable amount. I'm off to watch some tv and doze off.

AUG 18/10 11:45 PM

It was a good day. I took the dog for three walks, went to Burger King, and went to two different beer stores. I'm not poopeyed but feal quite good. I'm off to watch some tv.

Aug 17/10 10:45 PM

It was a productive day. I seniorsat, took the dog for three walks, and made a beer run. On top of that I cooked up lots of spagetti. I also ate up lots of spagetti. At my landlord's I had a couple pieces of pizza. I'm off to surf some internet then sleap for a couple of hours.

AUG 16/10 11:58 PM

I took the dog for her usual three walks. I tidied up the old homestead a bit beween naps. I played on the puter and sipped on lots of water. I'm off to surf the internet.

AUG 15/10 11:26 PM

Today was a good day. I didn't make any money at the market but I had fun. Two people fed me and I ate well. On the way home my day was tainted. An old crank was sitting in a roped off area on Main Streat. We had an exchange of words about me pedalling on the sidewalk, mostly with him being very rude. He was being a butt hole. We exchanged a few civil words then he swore at me. I pedalled away, with a comment telling him to enjoy his coffee and to leave the bitching for his wife. I don't think he was impressed with me. I don't really care. I arrived home and took the dog for a walk then sipped on some brew. I have my Faxe straight. I'm off to watch some tv, as long as my tv isn't on the sidewalk and that cranky old geezer bitches at me. Oh geez, That old geezer has me wound up.

AUG 14/10 10:40 PM

It was quiet at the market. I made a few sales and one person fed me. I wasn't too lively and nodded off a couple of times. I strongly suspect the amount of brew I drank last night and the night before may have been a major factor for my sluggishness. We had i mini tornado going around in the market parking lot. I never saw one before and was quite amazed with it. I managed to pedal home without any stops so I must be getting used to biking. Too bad the summer is almost over. I took the dog for a walk then had a barbeque at my landlord's. I'm tired so I'm off for a nap. Such is the excitement of a Saturday night in the life of an old geezer.

AUG 13/10 23:45 PM

It was a good day. I took the dog for three walks, went to the beer store, and had a barbeque at my landlord's place. I'm drunker than a fart.

AUG 12/10 10:08 PM

Today was a productive day. I seniorsat, took the dog for three walks, made three trips to the bottle exchange, made a trip to the beer store, and relaxed in the sun. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 11/10 11:44 PM

Today was a long day. I woke up around 4 am and couldn't get back to sleep again. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps during the day. I took the dog for three walks and ate a couple of Whoppers my landlord gave me for supper. I'm off to bed as I have a busy day tomorrow.

AUG 10/10 11:23 PM

Today was a productive day. I seniorsat, took the dog for three walks, inherited a couple of beverages, and did a garbage run. I even managed to take a couple of naps and played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 09/10 11:50 PM

I wasn't too lively today. I somehow think the ginger beer caught up to me. The brew wasn't too bad tasting and I think it might have a kick to it. It is also a great laxative. I was King For A Day as I made a couple of trips to the throne room. The dog got her three walks and I took a couple of naps on the couch. My landlord bought me a Deluxe cheeseburger platter for supper which I found a happy home for. I'm off to sleep through some tv.

AUG 09/10 2:24 PM (FOR AUG 08/10)

It was slow at the market. Two people fed me. I think I got too much fresh air pedalling my bike and taking the dog for a walk. Either that or I inhaled too much brew and forgot about my diary.

AUG 07/10 11:52 PM

Today was a good day. Nobody fed me at the market. I had a couple of sales, but they were small sales. Ms W took me out to dinner at Ponderosa. Despite, all the kids running around, that is still one of my favourite places. Mrs W has gone home and I'm getting poopeyed. I'm doing a damn good job. I'm off to surf the internet.

AUG 06/10 11:15 PM

Today Mrs W and myself went to The Rocks. I had to take a leak and discovered there are still outhouses in the world. It was a scary sight. I got a bit tired out and got a drive on the shuttle cart back up the hill. We had dinner on the resturant patio. We each had a fried clam platter. A squirell joined us for dinner and I fed him a couple of french fries. He seamed to like them. I asked the waitress if there were free refills on the coffee and she went to see. I think she forgot to come back so now I'll probably never know. The dog got her three walks and I took a couple of naps on the couch. I had a barbeque at my landlord's and brought home some tasty hamburgers. It was a pretty good day and I'm tired as heck. I'm off for a nap or to sleep through some tv.

AUG 05/10 11:46 PM

I took the dog for three walks and took four naps. Mrs W and myself went to see the Inception movie. I thought the movie was ok but it seamed to go on and on. Maybe they'll put out a shorter version and call it contraception. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 04/10 10:09 PM

I took the dog for three walks and went on a beer run for my brother. My father sent me to Burger King to get ten Whoppers. He gave me four of them and I gave two to Mrs W. Later Mrs W called for a pizza and a donair poutine. I think I may have eaten too much. I'm off to take a nap.

AUG 03/10 11:21 PM

I only took the dog for two walks today as my foot was a bit tender. I went to see the Cats And Dogs movie with Mrs W tonight. It wasn't too bad of a movie. I'm off to check my email then watch some tv.

AUG 02/10 11:05 PM

Mrs W took me to Dairy Queen for dinner. After that we were supposed to go to the zoo but my foot was a bit sore. She went by herself and I stayed home and sipped on a couple of beer. I'm glad I didn't go as the place was packed and it was quite hot. There were screaming, hollering kids everywhere. Mrs W had to park in the Magic Mountain parking lot. My landlord gave me a 12 inch pizza then we had a barbeque. I still managed to take the dog for three walks. I'm off to watch some tv.

AUG 01/10 11:30 PM

It was quiet at the market. Two people fed me. I took the dog for a walk and started home. Mrs W figured she wanted to walk more so I figured I'd go home and very quietly (sneak) a beer. I locked myself out and sat on the steps for almost an hour waiting for Mrs W to get back. The beer is still in the fridge. It may not survive the night.