APR 30/2012 7:55 PM (FOR APR 29/2012 10:19 PM)(SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN FLOWERS ON THE CORNER.)

It was quiet at the market again. Two people fed me and one gave me coffee so it wasn't too bad of a day. Irma gave me a bunch of French vhs tapes and a couple of French dvds. She also gave me a neat looking rotating display unit to put them on. I quickly filled it up and am raring to go for next weekend. I had supper at Cookie's. I chowed down some chicken and macaronie sallad followed by a piece of Shaggy's birthday cake. I was quite full when I left. When I got home I went for a nap but played on the puter instead. I'm off for a short nap then to try and clean up the old homestead a bit. Mrs W is coming for a visit tomorrow and I don't want to scare her away.

APR 28/12 11:45 PM

It was quiet at the market again. Paul and I went to a yard sale on the wat to the market. I bought three canteens, a box of glasses, two small dufflebags, a laptop case, a large go green type bag, a very small tent, an egg carrier, a couple of travel mugs, a tea strainer pot, three water canteens, an air purifier, a packsack, and a bottle of mamajauana (not to be confused with marijuana). This shopping spree set me back a whopping $13.50. One person fed me and gave me coffee. My sales were a bit better than usual for a Saturday and I bought a nice winter coat for $5.00. After the market I had supper at Cookie's. We had Greco pizza and garlic fingers. After supper I royally kicked her arse at wii bowling. When I got home I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 28/12 12:28 AM (FOR APR 27/12)

It was a spooky day. I woke up around 5:30 am to an awful sewer smell. After hacking and coughing for about an hour it mysteriously disappeared. I don't know what it was but holey ole frig I almost keeled over. About 9:00 am the power went off for about half a second. I set off on a bus excursion to Riverview and the wifi on the bus was acting up. Then my smart phone started acting up. My tablet started acting up. When I got home my laptop started acting up. My nephew's wifi started acting up. There was enough acting up to fill my shelf with academy awards. Holey crapolla, I even got the blue screan of death trying to post my diary. I'm almost at the end of my rope. I'm trying to watch some tv but the remote control is acting up and I'm too cranky and lazy to get off the couch to turn on the tv. I think I'll curse and swear for awhile then try to get some much needed beauty sleep.

APR 26/12 11:53 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I played on the puter and took a nap. In the evening I went to the bank, getting on and off six busses and taking over three hours. It was a good trip. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 25/12 11:57 PM

Merry Christmas eight months early. I took the dog for two walks and went on a Whopper run. I cooked up a big pot of spagetti. I'm glad it turned out good because I think I'll be eating it for the next couple of days. At bowling my team got our arses kicked, taking only two points. I'm surprised we ended the playoffs as part of a three way tie for first place. I'm off to play on the puter then to watch some tv.

APR 24/12 10:11 PM

I seniorsat then took the dog for two walks. I think I'm a magician in the kitchen. I cooked lots of food then it all disappeared. For my next trip I'll make it reappear in a different form tomorrow. I played on the puter and took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 23/12 10:48 PM

I took the dog for two walks and played on the puter. Later I took a nap then played on the puter some more. I ate lots of popcorn and watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

APR 22/12 11:46 PM

It was slow at the market again, but sales were up a tiny bit. Two people fed me, one gave me coffee, and another gave me hot chocolate. A think I lost a dvd to a shoplifter. I wasn't 100% sure how to handle the situation, as criminals seam to have the advantages in the modern world. I just bit the bullet and absorbed the $2.00 loss from that fornicating jackass! I do have two things going for me, the first is I recorded his car liscence plate number, the second is I have a very very long memory. After the market I played on the puter then went to Cookie's for supper. I consumed a couple pieces of chicken and lots of chicken pie. I'm off for a snack then to watch some tv.

APR 21/12 11:21 PM

It was a bit slow at the market but I had beter sales than usual. One person fed me and gave me coffee. I nodded off in the afternoon for a few seconds, It was quite embarrassing. I played on the puter when I got home. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 20/12 11:01 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went on a bus excursion. I bought lots of popcorn and junk food. I was cranky when the wifi cut out on one bus at 99% of my download and wouldn't work at all on another bus. When I got home I played on the puter and took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 19/12 11:54 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I played on the puter and consumed lots of food. I went grocery shopping and realized I left my money at home in my other pants. I used up a gift card and wiped out my checquing account, falling short of paying for all the items. I ended up having return a can of Pringles. It was quite embarassing as the line was getting quite long. To make matters worse I realized I had money in the pants I was wearing when I got home. Oh well, if it wasn't for my faults I'd be perfect. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 18/12 11:54 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went on a Whopper run. The sun was warm and I had on my winter coat, so I nodded off on the bus. I cooked up two more boxes of Kraft Dinner and ate it all for dinner and supper. My team kicked a$$ at bowling taking eight points from the other team. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 17/12 10:31 PM

I seniorsat then took the dog for two walks. I played on the puter and cooked two packages of Kraft Dinner. I commemorated the occassion by eating both packages. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 16/12 11:04 PM

I took the dog for a couple of walks and pedalled to the food bank, where I got lots of food. I played on the puter and took a nap. Later I gve myself a haircut. I am not a barber. I'm off to watch somw tv and take another nap.

APR 15/12 11:58 PM

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me and two gave me coffee so it wasn't too bad of a day. When I got home I took the dog for a walk then went to Cookie's for supper. We had chicken nuggetts, chicken wings, green beans, and potatoes with margarine. Later I played on the puter. I'm off for a nap.

APR 14/12 11:20 PM

It was quiet at the market again. One person fed me and two gave me coffee so it was a good day. After the market I took a small nap then went to Cookie's for supper. We had chicken burgers and salad. This was complimented with a vintage 2012 bottle of Dr Pepper. Later I beat her at wii bowling. Later I played on the puter then took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 13/12 11:35 PM

It may have been Friday the thirteenth but I pulled through the day incident free. I spent most of the day on two different bus excursions. The first one was to scenic downtown Riverview, Moncton, and Dieppe. The second was back to downtown Riverview to return somebody's keys I accidently took home with me the first time. The second trip was rough as one bus had no wifi and I couldn't get it to work on another one. When I got home I played on the puter then took a nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 12/12 11:38 PM

I went on a couple of bus excursions. I went to McDonald's for a McDouble and two cups of coffee. I hope the girls at Burger King didn't see me sneaking in the side door. I sometimes feal like I'm having an affair when I sneak in for McDonald's coffee and wifi. Later I went to the new Sobey's way out east of Elmwood Drive. I looked for sales on things I like but couldn't seam to find any. My slogan for the store will be "Convenience store prices without the convenience". When I got home I took the dog for a walk then took a nap. After that I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 11/12 11:48 PM

It was a nice day. The sun was shining and the birds were chirping. I started off having breakfast at Cookie's. I took the dog for a walk then went on a Whopper run. I spent most of the day travelling around on the busses, nodding off on a couple. At bowling my team got our arses kicked, losing eight points to the other team. I'm off to check my e-mail then watch some tv.

APR 10/12 10:49 PM

I seniorsat then took the dog for a walk. I went two bus excursions and really enjoyed the fresh air. Later I took a nap on the couch before cooking supper. I ate then took another nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 09/12 11:34 PM

It was nice out, not too hot, not too cold. I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter. Chicken Wings came to my door needing help. He was locked out. The deadbolt on his door wasn't working. We broke the lawn chair trying to break in the back window. Then we somehow broke part of the window frame. I managed to get in, falling from the ladder into the window. I then realized hy people don't break into jails.They have to break back out. The lock was broken and I was stuck inside. I took the old lock apart and managed to get the door open, enjoying my newly found freedom. Replacing the lock was an adventure. After a bit of trial and error, and a few magic words, I had the door working better than error, oops I mean better than ever. I commemorated the occassion by taking a nap on the couch before playing on the puter. The wifi was working terrible so I took another nap. Chicken Wings probably has a bad connection somewhere in the wiring. I decided to forget the internet and took another nap. I got the BSOD twice trying to type this diary entry and am getting cranky as heck because the wifi is so slow. I'm off to watch some tv. Hopefully it still works.

APR 08/12 11:38 PM

It was quiet at the market again. It might have been something to do with it being Easter or possibly the snowstorm we had. One person fed me, three gave me coffee, and one gave me a hot chocolate. I managet to stay awake all afternoon. I went to Cookie's for supper where I consumed lots of green beans, ham, and potatoes with gravy. I also had a piece of Furball;s (one of her cats) birthday cake. Later I bowled up a storm at wii bowling, kicking Cookie's arse with both feet. Well, I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 07/12 11:01 PM

It was quiet at the market. I sold for $7.00. Actually I had $7.00 in sales, nobody really paid $7.00 for me. One person fed me, one gave me coffee, and one gave me hot chocolate. I went to cookies for supper and chowed down on double decker pizza. Later I kicked her arse at wii bowling. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 06/12 11:54 PM

I took the dog for two walks. I played on the puter and ate too much. My father gave me two Whoppers and I had supper at Cookie's. I'm full. BURRRRRP, Please excuse me. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 05/12 11:02 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I was going to do a couple of errands but it was too chilly so I took a nap on the couch. Later I played on the puter then took a long power nap. I'm off to check my e-mail then to watch some tv.

APR 04/12 11:58 PM

I went on a bus excursion to scenic downtown Riverview. I took a small two minute nap at the Superstore then went to MacDonald's to use their wifi. There I had a McDouble burger and two coffees. It set me back a whopping $3.84. From there I was off on a Whopper run. When I got home I took the dog for a walk. Later I played on the puter. In the evening my bowling team got our arses kicked. I'm off to check my e-mail then to get some sleep.

APR 03/12 11:30 PM

I seniorsat then took the dog for two walks. I overate and played on the puter. I took a nap then played on the puter some more. I'm off to watch some tv.

APR 02/12 11:25 PM

I took the dog to the vet then for two walks. Later I went on a short bike pedal.The new bike works quite good. Tonight I went on a bus excursion with Cookie. She bought me dinner at Burger King. I'm off to play on the puter.

APR 02/12 12:48 AM (FOR APR 01/12)

It was quiet at the market again. I made a few sales and nodded off a couple of times. Two people fed me and two gave me coffee. I went to Cookie's for supper and got filled up with chicken, green beans, potatoes with gravy, and cake. When I got home I played on the puter then took a long nap on the couch. I'm off for another nap.