JAN 31/10 10:35 PM

It was slow at the market again. I sold for $1.00 but three people fed me so it was a good day. I took my parent's dog for a walk tonight and almost froze my arse off. I moved the wireless router to my living room and can now get my signal at my parent's place. Whoopie, no more unhooking the hooking up the phone to use dialup. I'm slowly learning how my parent's tv and sattelite setup works. When Mom screws up the tv I can troubleshoot and solve most of the problems in less than a minute. I'm off for a nap.

JAN 30/10 11:43 PM

It was quiet at the market again. Three people fed me so the day wasn't a total write off. Tonight I took my parent's dog for a walk and almost froze my arse off. My mother keeps frigging with the tv remotes and screws up the tv settings. It seams to take forever to get the thing working again. I'm off to get some sleep.

JAN 29/10 9:59 PM

My father is in the hospital for the weekend so I'm camping out at my parent's place. It took me a while to remember how to do dial up. It snowed like a bast*rd today so I only took the dog for one small walk. I'm off to try to figure how to work my parent's tv. My mother keeps pressing the wrong buttons and has my brain turning to toast.

JAN 28/10 11:36 PM

I took my parent's dog for three walks today. This evening I caught a mouse in my cupboards. I chased him around the bathtub with the bug zapper. I thought I killed him and was going to give him a burial at sea but he was playing possum and sprang back to life. I ended up drowing him and gave him a one flush funeral. I'm off to watch some tv. I hope there aren't any Mickey Mouse cartoons on tv.

JAN 27/10 11:47 PM

I took my parent's dog for two walks today. I got my first CPP cheque of the year and I'm actually scared. Mininum wage is going up $1.75 per hour and my disability cheque went up less than $4.00 a month. I have a fear that with minimum wage increasing by over 21% my $2.00 loaf of bread will soon be $3.00. The hydro will go up and so will the phone bill. I'm scared poopless. Our bowling team took six points tonight but it wasn't because of me. My foot was hurting and I couldn't focus on my bowling (not that I really ever could( but it sounds good to think it. I'm off to watch some tv and get some beauty sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a busy day.

JAN 26/10 10:59 PM

I tried to take my parent's dog for three walks but, when it was pouring rain this afternoon, she only went as far as the driveway. I took a couple of naps and played on the puter. I think I have a cold from all the fresh air I got today. I'm off for a nap and to watch some tv.

JAN 26/10 7:47 AM (FOR JAN 25/10)

I took my parent's dog for two walks. I started watching tv and dozed off anout 10:00 pm. It was a great sleep.

JAN 24/10 11:54 PM

It was quiet at the market. Today my personal sales were $1.00. I do better selling stuff for other people. Oh well five people fed me. I took my parent's dog for a walk tonight then played on the puter. I later took a small nap. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 23/10 11:55 PM

Iwalked to the market this morning. It was quite chilly and I almost froze my arse off. A couple cups of Joan's coffee had me fixed up in no time at all. I didn't sell much but I ate pretty good. I took my parent's dog for a walk in the evening then took a nap on the couch. I'm off to watch some tv and get some much needed beauty rest.

JAN 22/10 11:51 PM

I took my parent's dog for two walks today. I also went to cooking class where we made, ham and broccoli pasta, spagetti sause, and cowboy casserole. All three are very very good. On the way home we stopped at Sun Sun Resteraunt and had something called sue guy and some chicken balls. They were very tasty. I ate til I was full then had a long nap on the couch when I got home. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 22/10 1:42 AM (FOR JAN 21/10)

I wasn't too lively. I took my parent's dog for three walks and napped on the couch most of the day. I had a great sleep in the evening and saw a few half tv shows. I'm off for some more sleep.

JAN 20/10 11:53 AM

Today was a good day. I went on a mission to Riverview. I took my parent's dog for a walk. I kicked ass at bowling but my team only took two points. I bought some beer and was given a couple more. All in all I think it was a good day. I'm poopeyed and off to watch some tv.

JAN 19/10 11:56 PM

I took my parent's dog for three walks. I laid around on the couch most of the day. I think I caught a cold. On top of that my foot hurts. This must be what old age is all about. That's JFL. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 18/10 11:43 PM

I took my parent's dog for three walks again. I took a couple of naps and played on the puter. I somehow caught a cold. I might break down and buy a bottle of rum tomorrow, strictly for medicinal purposes, of course. I'm off to sleep through a couple of tv shows.

JAN 17/10 11:15 PM

There were a lot of new faces at the market today. Sales were about average for a Sunday for me. I took a nap after I got home. I took my parent's dog for a walk then took another short nap. I then watched some tv then played on the puter. I'm off to watch some cartoons.

JAN 16/09 11:04 PM

I sold for $1.00 at the market today. I rented out two of my shelves to a guy. He showed up with four boxes of stuff. I had a hard time fitting it all on the shelves. I sold a lot of stuff for him. Hmm, maybe I'll rent a couple of shelves from myself. This evening I took my parent's dog for a walk, took a nap, watched tv, and played on the puter a bit. I'm off for some sleep to help get rid of this cold I somehow caught.

JAN 15/10 11:55 PM

I took my parent's dog for two walks. I rushed to cooking class thinking I might be late. After taking two busses I was happy to get there early. In fact, I found out I was a whole week early. I went to get on the bus to go home and only had about $1.35 in change. I hiked to the first corner store I could find to get some change and waited a long time for the bus. I decided to walk to the beer store and, wonder of wonders, the bus showed up when I was almost to the beer store. I missed my transfer and headed off to A&W for a couple of Mama Burgers. I eventually made it home. In the evening I went to the flea market and puttered around a bit. Dave bought us all pizza. I may have eaten a bit too much, Burrrrrrp, please excuse me. I eventually made it home again and played on the puter then watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

JAN 14/10 11:34 PM

I took my parent's dog for three walks. My knee feals almost back to normal but my foot is sore. I think I'm getting old. My father gave me $16.00 worth of winning scratch tickets two days ago. I cashed them in this afternoon and celebrated by buying a loaf of bread. Ah, the sweet luxury of having a few peanut butter sandwiches. I played on the puter and napped a lot of the day, and even watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

JAN 13/10 11:44 PM

I took my parent's dog for two walks and played on the puter. Tonight my team lost at bowling. My knee started hurting after the first string but I was too busy losing to throw in the towell. We did, however, win the 50/50 draw netting each member on the team a $6.70 profit. I fought temptation and didn't buy any beer in the bar. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 12/10 11:49 PM

I took my parent's dog for three walks and babysat my mother. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps. I even watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

JAN 11/10 11:20 PM

My knee feals way better today but now my foot is a bit tender. I went to Riverview on a mission and then took my parent's dog for two walks. I took a couple of naps on the couch, played on the puter a bit, and watched some tv. I think it was a good day. I'm off to watch some more tv.

JAN 10/10 11:59 PM

It was slow at the market. My and Janice's sales added up to $5.00. All wasn't lost as four people fed me. I took my parent's dog for two walks and took a nap on the couch. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 09/10 11:23 PM

I had a good day. Five people gave me food at the market and made a few sales. Paul gave me a drive to and from the market. I took my parent's dog for two walks. My knee feals much much better. I even took an evening nap on the couch. I'm off to watch some cartoons.

JAN 08/10 11:31PM

My knee was really bad this morning. It took two Tylonel 3's and about five just to get off the couch. I managed to take my parent's dog for a walk twice, tenderly inching along the way. Tonight it was a bit better but still tender. I hope it isn't too bad tomorrow morning as I want to go to the market. I'm off to tale some ibopruffin and get some sleep.

JAN 07/10 11:50 PM

My knee feals a bit better today. I managed to take my parent's dog for two walks. I hope it feals better tomorrow as those steps and snowbanks are hard to climb. I'm off to have something to eat and watch some tv.

JAN 06/10 10:43 PM

I only took my parent's dog for one walk today. My knee was so sore I couldn't go the second or third time. Not even Tylenol three seamed to work. I couldn't even go bowling tonight. I did, however, play on the puter a lot. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 05/10 11:03 PM

I took my parent's dog for three walks today. Somehow in the last couple of days I think I somehow twisted my knee going up and the stairs and climbing over snow banks. It hurts like heck. Other than that all the fresh air did me some good. I played on the puter a lot and took a nap in the evening. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 04/10 10:21 PM

I took my parent's dog for three walks today. My father gave me about 3/4 of a quart of whiskey. I played on the puter a lot of the day. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 03/10 10:40 PM

Things picked up a bit at the market and my day was a lot smoother than yesterday. Paul gave me a drive to and from the market. Three different people fed me. I have the OK to sublet shelves in my area to anybody who wants to try out vendoring without jumping into it full force. Somebody suggested I rent out eight foot shelves for $10.00 each but I think I'll experiment at $8.00 each. I have one person interested already. I probably won't make any money but at least I'll help defray my weekly cost by a few dollars. I took my parent's dog for a walk and we had a nicely plowed sidewalk on one of the streets. Maybe tomorrow we'll have plowed sidewalks on both streets. My father gave me a bunch of beer. I took half home and left the other half there so I won't be thirsty tomorrow. I'm off to watch some tv.

JAN 02/10 11:35 PM

It was a fun day. It started off with me realizing I forgot my blood pressure pills at home when I was halfway to the bus stop. I rushed home and got them. I made it to the bus stop with a couple of minutes to spare. I was so happy I didn't miss the bus. A couple of blocks down the road I realized I was on the #4 bus instead of the #5 bus. The driver gave me a transfer and let me off. I didn't know where the bus stop was so I rushed to almost almost every pole with a sign on it. No Parking signs look a lot like Bus Stop signs from behind. I got to the market and realized I was there almost an hour early. Oh well, at least I wasn't late. Soon it started snowing quite hard and business got very slow. With the wind blowing in everytime somebody opened the door I couldn't even take a nap. I had my first and only sale about 4:30 pm. It was a $3.00 sale and it was on credit. I got a drive home frpm Paul and Joan and waded in knee deep snow up the walkway. I then realized I locked my keys inside when I rushed to get my pills in the morning. I knocked on my landlord's door a couple of times but got no response. I called him from my parent's place and woke him up. He wasn't exactly overjoyed about that. I made it in and got my keys then was off to take my parent's dog fow a walk. We both agreed with my idea for a short walk as it was windy and cold. Later I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some cartoons. Hopefully I'll be able to do that right.

JAN 01/10 10:35 PM

I played on the puter most of the day. I took my parent's dog for 3 walks. My father gave me a bunch of beer. I've been sipping them most of the afternoon and evening. I'm off to watch some cartoons.