NOV 30/11 11:53 PM

I wasn't too lively this morning. I postponed my mission to Riverview. I took the dog for a walk then went on a Whopper run. I decided tofight my urge to go to the beer store and wait for the bus instead. It started raining, then pouring, then magapouring. I was soaking wet. A few cars splashed me and I shook my fist at a couple of them, yelling various appropiate names. I got home about ten pounds heavier from all the water my coat soaked up. My team got our arses kicked tonight. I didn't feel too lively so I had a couple glasses of barley vitamins. They didn't help any. I'm off to get some much needed beauty rest.

NOV 29/11 11:58 PM

It was a long day. I woke up with diarrhea. I seniorsat then discovered my mother must have had it, too. I almost puked my guts out before taking the dog for a walk. In the afternoon I took the dog for a quick walk before going on a mission with my old buddy, Gary. We went to the legion, Air Force Veterans Club, then the beer store. The beer was good. Later I went on another mission to the beer store then to SDM. I bought some Buckley's mixture and some beer.

NOV 28/11 11:17 PM

I took the dog for two walks, paid a couple of bills, and went to the beer store. The beer was quite good although I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

NOV 27/11 10:53 PM

I think it was a long day. Iwas tired and nodded off at the market a couple of times. Three people fed me and I made a few small sales, so I was as happy as a pig in poop. Mrs W took me to the church for Christmas dinner. It was very good. After that she left for home. I decided to enjoy my secret beer supply. The beer must be good because I rushed in to do my diary before midnight, thinking it was 11:53 instead of 10:53. I'm off to enjoy my last beer before returning to watch some tv.

NOV 26/11 11:46 PM

It was quiet at the market but two people fed me. After the market I took a nap then put Cookie's electric fireplace together. Later I watched some tv. I'm off to watch some more tv.

NOV 25/11 11:29 PM

I took the dog for a walk then sold four bags of bottles and cans. Later I did some volunteer work. When I was at McDonald's I had a McDouble and a medium root beer with three refills. On the bus home the mixture was starting to work and I had to use the bathroom quite badly. I slowly walked the last few blocks home, not wanting to shake up my innards. I made it up the stairs and felt like a king, sitting on the throne for the next twenty minutes. I decided to take a walk then decided I probably should have spent twenty one minutes on the throne. I made it home and slowly climed up the stairs to the throne room. After that I took a nap before Mrs W took me to the casino for dinner. I made sure to keep away from any carbonated beverages. After dinner I wondered around the casino, but made sure I stayed away from the crap tables. After the casino we were off to Champlain Place to start some Christmas shopping. I'm off to watch some tv.

NOV 24/11 11:24 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I played on the puter and napped on the couch. I'm off to watch some tv and maybe have a beer when Mrs W isn't looking.

NOV 23/11 11:35 PM

I went to take the dog for a walk but she wasn't home. She was out getting a haircut. Later I went on a Whopper run then tried to take the the dog for another walk. She was home this time. She really liked the new snow. Mrs W was going to take me to the casino for dinner but it was snowing too hard, so we're planning to do it on Friday. In the evening my bowling team got our arses kicked by one of the new teams, losing all eight points. I wanted to drown my sorrows in the bar but was the designated driver. I'm off to watch some tv.

NOV 22/11 11:13 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I was a bit under the weather and spent most of the day resting on the couch. Mrs W is watching Dancing With The Stars. To me it looks like it should be called Prancing With The Flamers. I'm outa here. I'm off to play on the puter.

NOV 21/11 10:25 PM

I took the dog fro two walks. Mrs W took me to Pizza Delight for dinner. Later we bought groceries. My fridge looks different full of food. I'm off to watch some tv.

NOV 20/11 11:35 PM

I had a good day at the market. Three people fed me and somebody gave me seven or eight boxes full of Christmas stuff. It was the best day I had in a long time. I was taking a nap when I got home and Cookie called wanting to know how to activate her new cell phone. I went on the internet and followed the steps. When I got to the final step it said some mumbo jumbo and gave a number to call. Cookie got the regular phone and called. She had to answer a lot of questions. I was starting to get a bit tired and cranky. When the person on the phone asked what kind of phone it was I answered "I don't know, It's pink and gay looking." I think she meant the model number. Later Mrs W took me to Dairy Queen for a late dinner. When we got back I played on the puter for a bit before settling down to watch tv. I nodded off through both tv shows and pretty much missed them. I'm off to watch some more tv.

NOV 19/11 11:44 PM

It wasslow at the market but I made a couple of sales and one person fed me. I took a nap when I got home. Mrs W arrived safely. She will be staying for a week so I guess I'll probably be on my best behaviour. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

NOV 18/11 10:59 PM

I had a good day. I woke up above the ground. That's usually a good start. I took the dog for two walks and went to the beer store. I was hungry a few minutes ago and went to the kitchen on a quest for food. I found an unopened package of chocolate chip cookies. Wahoooooo. Seven down ... thirty seven to go. I'm off for some beauty rest before I start eating the rest of them.

NOV 17/11 11:14 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. Tonight I went to the hockey game and got a tee shirt from Wild Willie, the local team mascot. It was a long day and I'm tired out. I'm off for some beauty sleep.

NOV 16/11 11:50 PM

It was a long day. I woke up with no water, as the landlord still hadn't fixed the broken pipe. I went next door and woke my nephew up to get ready for school. I left his bedroom door open so the dog and two cats could get in and bug him. I waited until two different alarms went off then heard him rustling about, so I headed home. Mother Nature was calling me as I slowly climbed up my stairs. I made it to the bathroom just in the nick of time. Wowsers! Did I eat all that? Luckily I still had the bucket of water from when I defrosted the freezer and flushed my troubles away. About an hour later I decided to go next door for a shower and found my nephew still sleeping away. I had a shower then took the dog for a walk before pedalling out on a mission. I pedalled part of the way then put my bike on the bus rack for a bus trip to Riverview. On the way back I got a bus transfer and headed out on a Whopper run. I rushed to put my bike on the bus rack then headed on my way. I stopped at the beer store then pedalled to Burger King. As I was looking for money to pay for the Whoppers I pulled out a bus transfer slip. Dang, I guess I paid for the bus instead of using my transfer. Oh well, live and learn from a $2.00 lesson. I pedalled home then distributed the Whoppers to three different addresses. I met up with my landlord outside. He had good news and bad news. The good news was I had running water. The bad news was I had no power. A squirrel was running along the power lines and blew out a transformer. Lovely, just fuggin' lovely. I sat in the dark for a couple of hours before the power came back on. By then it was time to get ready for bowling. My team got our arses kicked royally but at least we had fun. I'm tired and am off to watch (or sleep through) some tv.

NOV 15/11 10:29 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I pedalled to the beer store. It was the first time I pedalled there for a long time (I usually take the bus). When I got home I relaxed out on my front steps. The first beer I sipped out there was quite good, so I went for a second opinion. The second opinion was even better. I adjusted Cookie's motion detector in her driveway. It was going off everytime somebody passed by on the sidewalk. Now you have to be almost by her patio to set it off. I figure it will come on about twenty times less a night and save her about $30.00 a month from leaving the other light on 24/7. Later I played on the puter. I'm tired and am off to watch some tv.

NOV 14/11 11:03 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went to the food bank. Later I finished defrosting the freezer. I found out the freezer had about 60% food and 40% ice. Luckilly it all came out in one big block. I set the block in the sink and let it thaw away. I threw out a lot of old stuff. I saved the frozen corn for the pidgeons. I hope and pray they don't get diarrhea from it as I don't own an umbrella. In the evening I played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

NOV 13/11 11:21 PM

It was quiet at the market again. I had less than $10.00 in sales. Three people fed me and two gave me coffee so it was a productive day. When I got home I made a couple of jigsaw puzzles on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv.

NOV 12/11 11:26 PM

It was slow at the market but I had a good day. I had $2.00 in sales, but one person fed me, and two gave me coffee. Also when I came in there were three boxes of goodies somebody dropped off three big boxes of stuff for me to sell. It almost felt like Christmas. I wanted to go to the beer store when I got home but I figured the less than $5.00 I had in my pockets wouldn't get me very far so I played on the puter. I found an old jigsaw puzzle making program I bought about ten years ago. It's old,but still just as fun as it was when I bought it. I'm off to play on the puter some more.

NOV 11/11 11:47 PM

I took the dog for two walks and played on the puter. For the first time in about two years I didn't fall asleep at the laundrymat doing the laundry tonight. When I got home I played on the puter again. I'm off to watch some tv.

NOV 10/11 11:50 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks then played on the puter. Later, I shut off my fridge in an effort to defrost the freezer. I hope I don't wake up with a swimming pool in the kitchen. I'm off to watch some tv and get some beauty sleep..

NOV 10/11 12:01 AM (FOR NOV 09/11 AM)

I took the dog for two walks and went to the soup kitchen where I had two plates of ham, potato, green beans, yellow beans, pickles, and salad. I also had two bowls of chicken soup, two rolls with butter, four crackers, a glass of juice, and a coffee. I went to SNB and renewed my Medicare card, picked up an important doctor form for my sister, and went on a Whopper run for three people. When I got home I drank the beer, played on the puter, ate a couple of Whoppers, and cooked some popcorn. I'm off for a nap.

NOV 08/11 11:57 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I slept most of the afternoon and played on the puter most of the evening.I'm off to play on the puter some more.

NOV 07/11 10:50 PM

I took the dog for two walks and went to the beer store. I sampled a bottle of my cherry brew (I did not say cherry wine.) This swill is quite lumpy. I guess that happens when you try to ferment almost ten pounds of cherries into a ten liter container. Still (I like that word) it has a kick and doesn't taste really bad. I'm off to drink another glass then to watch some tv.

NOV 06/11 11:27 PM

It was really slow at the market again. I sold more in the last half hour than I did for the rest of the day. Three peopple fed me and two people gave me coffee so it was a good day. I only got about fifteen minutes of sleep last night so I was quite tired and nodded off a couple of times. When closing time came I packed up and was ready to go. I was tired and wanted to take a nap on the couch when I got home. People were taking their good old time leaving so about 4:20 pm I started to haul the stuff in. I decided to take a break as there were still people wandering around. Even Dolly was still there, and she's usually long gone by then. I couldn't pile stuff in her section yet. Then I realised I forgot to change my clocks at the market. Needless to say I felt quite foolish as I put some of the stuff back outside. After I got home I crashed out on the couch and had a great sleep. Now that I have the energy, I think I'm off to clean up the pld homestead a bit.

OCT 05/11 11:50 PM

It was slow at the market but I managed to stay awake all day. One person fed me and three gave me coffee. Hmmm, maybe that is why I stayed awake. When I got home I was going to take a nap but the phone rang. As I was on the phone the doorbell rang. It was my landlord wanting to show me all the police cars. There were eight of them parked down the street and around the corner. We never found out what was going on as they just up and went after about an hour. A CBC cameraman said something about a shooting but there were no bodies, no yellow tape, and no visible Tim Horton coffees. Oh well, maybe Monday's newspaper will have something written about it. I checked YouTube to see if Newschaser put up any videos about it. I guess there aren't any new ones, just one from about a year and a half ago. I'm off to watch some tv then probably turn my clock in the wrong direction when the time changes.

NOV 04/11 11:51 PM

I took the dog for two walks and played on the puter. I ran out of milk so I put cranberry juice on my cereal. The juice was fermented and caused the suar on my cereal to foam up. It was quite tasty. I made the mistake of having a can of beans and some homemade cherry for supper. The air may be starting to turn blue but at least it's warm in here. I took some cherrries, peaches, and bananas and started a batch of jungle juice this afternoon. It should start fermenting tomorrow after I add a bag or two of sugar. I'm off to watch some tv then get some beauty sleep.

NOV 03/11 11:46 PM

I seniorsat and took the dog for two walks. I was bored out of my tree so I napped most of the afternoon. In the evening I played on the puter. I'm off to get a snack and watch some tv.

NOV 03/11 12:07 AM (FOR NOV 02/11)

It was a long day. I woke up Chicken Wings to get ready for school and got Cookie's dog off for a haircut. I took my parent's dog for two walks and was there when Cookie's dog got back home. I went on a Whopper run and didn't stop at the beer store. I played on the puter, took a nap, then went bowling. My team took six points and I fell off my two day wagon ride. I got home and the internet was acting up so I'm posting now.

NOV 01/11 11:51 PM

I seniorsat this morning and took the dog for two walks. It was quite chilly in the old homestead so I crawled under a warm blanket and slept most of the afternoon. Tonight I put plastic over all the windows. It's a bit warmer and less drafty. I'm off to put the garbage out then watch some tv.