FEB 28/10 10:46 PM

Sales were slow at the market but a lot of new faces came in. I ate good and took a couple of small naps. I took the dog for a walk tonight and there were thousands of crows hanging around in the trees of the neighbourhood. I walked the dog quite fast not wanting to linger under the tree branches for too long. I have a busy day planned for tomorrow and will soon be getting some much needed sleep.

FEB 27/10 10:55 PM

My day started off on the wrong foot. At 5:00 am I heard the dog barking. I searched for her and eventually found her in the bathroom with her face covered with kitty litter. I guess she found a box of Kitty McNuggetts. Holey geez, did that ever get me cranky. She eats steak, cheese, and ham for dinner then eats that crap (bad pun intended). I had a good day at the market. I made a couple of sales. Three people fed me. I stayed awake all day. I tok the dog for a walk and she got stubborn parking her arse on the road. I got cranky again. Later I got cranky at her again. She looked at me with big sad brown eyes. I've been telling her I'm sorry for being cranky and calling her a good doggie for about the last 45 minutes. I even gave her a doggie treat that she won't eat. What a guilt trip. I'm off to get some beauty rest before I do something foolish like send her flowers from the FTD site or something.

FEB 26/10 9:45 PM

It rained all day. I didn't ant to get wet so I let the dog out on her chain four times. She didn't stay out too long. I didn't get much sleep last night due to apnea trouble. I took a few short naps throughout the day. I took an extra water pill tonight and hopefully will get to sleep better tonight. I'm off for a nap.

FEB 25/10 10:11 PM

I pedalled to the hospital to visit my father this morning. It was a bit chilly but the roads were bare. I tried to take a couple of naps but the phone kept ringing all day. As a result I'm a bit tired and may go to bed soon. Tonight I feal like a ventriloquist. I ate some chili this afternoon and the dog is doing all the farting (at least most of it). This is amazing and my lips aren't even moving. I'm off for a nap before the phone rings again.

FEB 25/10 12:06 AM (FOR FEB 24/10)

It was a long day full of nerve testing events. I somehow pulled through, hopefully keeping what's left of my sanity. At bowling out team took four points. That's not too bad considering the other team is a toug bunch. I'm off to get some beauty sleep so I can start tomorrow with a fart and a smile.

FEB 23/09 10:49 PM

I ate and slept a lot of the day. I took the dog for a couple of walks and put the garbage out. I locked out a lot of pay per view channels on the satellite box so Mom wouldn't press the wrong buttons and order any new channels. I thought I would finally get to relax and let her channel surf it's not so easy. When she hits a locked out channel she pushes in the numbers to change the channel but is really pushing in a wrong lock out code. She just keeps pushing the numbers and going nowhere. I wonder how soon she will break down and swear at the tv. The goldfish died so he got a Burial At Sea this afternoon. We unplugged his aquarium but it was so quiet we had to plug it back in again. Maybe tomorrow I'll tape a picture from a Captain Highlander box to the side of the glass so we can pretend it is a new fish. I'm off for some well earned beauty sleep.

FEB 22/10 10:35 PM

I woke up around 5:00 am and decided to check my email. I couldn't get into it so I decided to surf the net a bit. Pages were half loading or not loading at all. After about two hours of moving the laptop in every angle I threw in the towell and gave up. Why did my puter say I was connected if I was getting white pages for every site? It suddenly occured to me that being connected to a wireless network and being connected to the internet were two different things. I went home and plugged the loose phone line into the modem and lived happily ever after, at least so far, anyway. I took the dog out for a walk tonight and she really liked the freshly fallen snow. I had to hurry her along as I broke the string in my sweatpants and didn't want the neighbours to think there was a full moon out. We finally made it back and I fed her her dinner. She is a happy camper. I'm happy, too, but very tired. I'm off for some much needed beauty sleep.

FEB 21/10 10:55 PM

It was slow at the market again. I did some fancy juggling to pay for my rent and dinner. A fellow vendor got his laptop stolen this afternoon so if you are reading this on a stolen laptop please return it to it's rightful owner. I think this is going to be a stressful week. I don't get paid til Wednesday but owe money on Tuesday. I have lots to do but can't get out to do it. I'm so far behind I'll have to rush just to catch up to the back of the line. One of my sisters cooked my mother a couple containers of chili. That's just what I need to see my mother going up and down the hall with a jet propelled walker. She gets arount too fast already. I think I'm off to bed as tomorrow is going to be a long day. I may fall prey to the Bad News Brown Theory and end up drinking a beer before the week is over :-)

FEB 20/10 11:09 PM

My day started off on the wrong foot. My diarrhea was acting up but Mom was in the bathroom. I had to run home and use my own. While I was gone my sister dropped by and caught my mother trying to take her morning pills after I had already given ger them. Tonight I'll fix her. I'll put them on the top shelf where she can't reach them. It was a bit slow at the market but six people fed me so it was a successful day. I think my diarrhea is finally over with but, just to be safe, I won't fart in my sleep. Tonight I took the dog for a walk in the rain. I didn't share her enthusiasm but the fresh air felt good. I'm off to get some sleep.

FEB 19/10 10:15 PM

Today my sister lent me her bus pass. Wahoo, I suddenly had lots of places to go. It took me about an hour to take two busses to my doctor's office. That's not bad as it's only about seven minutes walk. Later I stopped by to visit my father in the hospital. After that I was off to the beer store for some beer then Sobey's for some popcorn. My diarrhea is still going strong. Normally I wouldn't give a sh*t about something like that but in this case I do. I really don't have refined tastes, but on days like these, I prefer the "white Rolls" over the black Mercedes. I have to run again. Byeeeeee.

FEB 18/09 11:59 PM

I feel like I'm "King For A Day" after making almost ten trips to the "Throne". Dirrhea is no laughing matter unless somebody else has it. Oh oh, I gotta "Run". Bye.........................

FEB 17/10 11:48 PM

It stormed today so I didn't get too much done. I answered the phone a lot of times and took a couple of naps. I was feeling a bit under the weather. It came around to bowling time and I didn't feel like bowling. A few complimentary beverages from the bar changed my mind. The other team didn't show up so my team took eight points. When we left I felt quite full. Thanks Todd and Mike. I feel a lot better now. I'm off to surf some internet.

FEB 16/10 11:07 PM

It was a long day. I tried to take naps but always got interrupted be either the phone ringing or the dog acting up. I put her out on her chane a few times and let her bark at the neighbours. I just brought her back in. Now maybe she'll let me get some rest. I'm off for a nap, or at least I think I am.

FEB 15/10 10:52 PM

It was a good day. I got out of the house for a few hours. I was out all over the place. I bought some beer. I drank some beer. I put a small dent in the Chineese food somebody gave me yesterday. Holy Fuggoly, I still have lots of Chineese food left. I took the dog for a walk tonight. I drank more beer. I dozed off in the chair for over a half hour. I feel like a new person. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

FEB 14/10 10:30 PM

It was quiet at the market again. Sales were very slow but I had a good day as six people fed me, BURRRRRP, please excuse me. In the evening I took a nap then took the dog for a walk. I'm off to bed as I have lots to do tomorrow.

FEB 13/10 11:01 PM

I had fun at the market. Four people fed me. One girl spent $9.50 in Canadian Tire money. I was carrying around a wad that could choke a dinosaur. Today is my nineteenth anniversary and Mrs W hasn't killed me yet. We will be apart for Valentine's Day but I think we will cross paths in the near future. I took the dog for a walk tonight and enjoyed the fresh air. The dog wanted to stay out so I let her sit on the front steps for a while longer. I'm off for a nap as tomorrow will be here soon.

FEB 12/10 10:44 PM

Today felt like a long day. It seemed like one big test after another. It went on and on. I did, however, somehow manage to get away for awhile to pay part of my power bill, renew my air force club membership, and stop by the beer store. I'm off to try and get a few minutes of sleep before somebody notices it.

FEB 11/10 10:11 PM

I'm getting homesick. I miss my couch and puter room. I almost renewed my Air Force Veteran's membership today but it was a bit too chilly and slippery to pedal there. Maybe I'll get it done tomorrow and go to the beer store in the same trip. I think I need a couple of beer to help me relax. The last couple of weeks is starting to take it's toll on me and I'm not used to running somebody else's household. Heck, I can hardly even run my own. I'm sneeking off for a nap before the dog or cat notice me taking a break.

FEB 10/10 11:52 PM

I pedalled to the hospital to see my father this morning. In the afternoon I took the dog for a walk and fell asleep in a chair playing on the puter. Tonight my bowling team lost to Hector's team. It's bad enough Hector kicked my arse but I think he did it with my foot. I was going to buy a beer but drank coffee instead. I'm off to surf the internet.

FEB 09/10 10:57 PM

I took the dog for a couple of walks. I ate a lot of food and took a couple of naps. I think I need to go on a good bender. Maybe I'll have a couple of beer on Friday. I'm off to get some aleep.

FEB 08/10 10:25 PM

It was a long day. I got up around 5:00 am and played on the puter for a couple of hours. I only took the dog for one walk but put her out on her chain a couple of times. I'm off to get some sleep. At least I think I am.

FEB 07/10 11:08 PM

I had fun at the market. I didn't sell a lot but four people fed me. I nodded off a couple of times and consumed lots of coffee. Later I took my parent's dog for a walk and played on the puter. I'm off to raid the fridge and then to get some beauty sleep.

FEB 06/10 11:16 PM

I had fun at the market. I made a couple of sales and ate well. After I got home I took my parent's dog for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off to get some sleep.

FEB 05/10 11:56 PM

We took my mother for blood tests this morning. They called our number even before I had the ticket pulled pulled out of the dispenser. After the tests we went to visit my father. I later took a nap then took the dog for a walk. I think I caught a cold sometime in the last couple of days. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

FEB 04/10 10:59 PM

I pedalled to the hospital to visit my father. It felt like about 30 below zero pedalling there but about 10 below zero pedalling back. My landlord bought me four cans of Faxe beer. They were, and still are, some frigging good. I only took the dog for one walk today but let her out in the front porch four times. I'm off to surf some internet.

FEB 03/10 11:51 PM

I went to visit my father this morning but missed him by about ten minutes. He was gone for a five hour test so I caught the next bus home. I took the dog for a couple of walks and played on the puter. In the evening I did my best at bowling. It seamed strange bowling without a sore knee or sore foot. My team kicked ass taking six points from one of the best teams in the league. I'm off to get some much needed beauty sleep.

FEB 02/10 11:35 PM

I woke up about 5:00 am then went back to bed. I woke up again around 8:00 am. By then Mom decided to take her morning pills, herself, and took the suppertime pills by accident. I almost sh*t. We got it all figured out and luckily, some of her pills are the same for morning as with suppertime. It was a day of unfrigging the tv remotes again. I must have unfrigged them about eight or nine times. It was cold and the dog didn't want to go for outside so I only took her for one walk. Hopefull Dad will be home soon before I go bonkers. I'm always on the go but never seam to get anything done. I'm off to finish putting the garbage out before I forget again.

FEB 01/10 11:45 PM

It was quiet at the market. It's a good thing because the market isn't open on Mondays. I took the dog for a couple of walks and snuck my dirty dishes over to my parent's place. It's easier to do dishes with a double sink. My brother did a load of laundry for me. I took a couple of naps and watched some tv. I had a challenging day on the puter. I kept losing my signal a lot. I think I might hide the remote controls for the tv. My mother keeps screwing up the tv settings when she tries to find her favourite tv shows. I'm off for a couple of hours sleep as tomorrow morning will be here soon.