MAR 30/10 10:52 PM

I took the dog for three walks today. I also napped and played on the puter. I'm off to watch some tv then take another nap.

MAR 29/10 11:53 PM

Today was a good day. I went on a mission to Riverview. I stopped by the beverage store. I went to Spook's for a barbeque. I took the dog for a walk and sipped on a few beer. I played on the puter and am happy as poop. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 28/10 10:44 PM

It was slow again at the market but Joan and Irma fed me. After the market I went to the beer store. My father bought me six Faxe beer. His purchase came to over $40.00 so I got a free 710 ml can of Molson's beer. Later I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off for another beer then to watch some tv.

MAR 27/10 11:43 PM

I pedalled to the market this morning. I regretted being too lazy to pack my gloves as it was quite cold out. It was quiet at the market again but three people fed me so it was a good day. I stopped at Deluxe on the way home and bought a couple of cheeseburgers that were on sale for $2.99. They were quite tasty, and if it wasn't so cold out, I'd have pedalled to the beer store for a couple of refreshing beverages to wash them down with. I took the dog for a walk and she started to build a log cabin on somebody's front lawn on St George Street. As I didn't bring a plastic pooper bag we took of in a hurry, sneaking home through the back way. Later I took a nap and played on the puter. I'm off to get some beauty rest.

MAR 26/10 10:58 PM

It was a good day. I took the dog for three walks and napped a couple of times. I even had some beer.I played on the puter a lot and am ready for aother nap. Hi ho. Hi ho. It's off to the couch I go. Sorry for misquoting Snoe White And The Seven Stooges.

MAR 25/10 21:59 PM

It was a good day. I took my father's dog to the vet. My father's vet bill was a couple hundred dollars less than we anticipated. I ended up going to the beer store for Dad and myself. Both of my twisted rubber arms were broken so away I went. I got my first free beer for spending $40.00 but I needed to spend about eleven more dollars to get a another free beer. I bought four more Faxe beer. The free 710 ml can of Molson's beer was well wourth the effort. I think I may be poopeyed soon. I'm off to take a pee then watch some tv.

MAR 24/10 11:33 PM

I took the dog for a couple of walks. I later napped then played on the puter. My team took eight points thoroughly trouncing one of the best in the league. My foot is starting to feel a lot beter (On Monday I was running across the road and heard a loud snapping noise and saw a big flash of light. It felt just like it did the time I broke it in two places). Tomorrow it will hopefully be ok. If not, I will get it checked next Monday. I'm off to surf some internet.

MAR 23/10 11:19 PM

Despite having a very sore foot I managed to take the dog for three walks. She didn't want to go too far because of the rain. My father gave me some beer this afternoon so I had beer and trail mix for supper. Tonight I napped and played on the puter. I finally caught a mouse in the mouse trap I set about three months ago. "And another one gone And another one gone Another one bites the dust"......Wahooooo! I'm off to get some beauty rest as I have lots of stuff to do tomorrow.

MAR 22/10 11:15 PM

It was a productive day. I went out on an excursion that involved, biking, walking, getting a drive, and taking a couple of rides in the poor man's limo. I got lots done and even passed by a couple of beer stores without stopping in. After I got back home I took a nap then took the dog for a walk. She went as far as the sidewalk then decided she wanted to go back inside to get out of the rain.

MAR 21/10 10:50 PM

Today I pedalled to the market for the first time this year. It was a bit chilly but nice for pedalling. Sales were not very good so I relaxed and took a couple of small naps. Jesse, a fellow flea market tycoon, adjusted the brakes on my bike. It felt good to be able to stop for red lights and stop signs again. I cooked up a large pot of KD and mixed vegetables when I got home then took a nap. Later I took the dog for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off for another nap.

MAR 20/10 11:28 PM

I survived the first day of spring. I woke up hungover and went to the flea market. I had a quiet day and had $10.00 in sales. A lade came in and gave me $5.30 in Canadian tire mone which made my day. I bought 2 100 ounce cans of creamed corn for $2.00 each. I guess I know what I'm eating for the next few days. I took the dog for a walk tonight then went for a nap. I played on the puter for awhile and watched part of a Star Wars movie. I'm off to watch some cartoons then get some beauty sleep.

MAR 19/10 10:29 PM

Today was a good day. I took the dog for a couple of walks. I went to the beer store for my father. He bought me six 500 ml cans of Faxe beer. To make the deal sweeter I got a free 710 ml can of Molson's beer free. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 18/10 11:43 PM

I think I may have inhaled too many beverages last night and early this morning. I wasn't too lively today. I took the dog for three walks and napped part of the day. I also played on the puter a lot. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 17/10 11:48 PM

It was a good day. I took the dog for a couple of walks. I took a couple of naps. My bowling team took five points. I got the royal treatment in the bar. I'm happy as poop. I'm off to surf some internet.

MAR 16/10 11:39 PM

I relaxed most of the day. I played on the puter and took a couple of naps. I took the dog for a couple of walks. I'm off for a nap.

MAR 15/10 10:52 PM

I was out pedalling twice today. I sold my empties, went to the food bank, bought some birdseed, ran an errand for my father, and went to the beverage store. I also took the dog for two walks. It was a day full of exercise and fresh air. I'm off to watch some tv and take a nap.

MAR 14/10 11:48 PM

My day started on the wrong foot. I got out of the shower and was drying off while playing on the puter. I got a call from my sister asking me if I knew what time it was. I said 8:00. She told me no, the time changed, and it was 9:00. I rushed to get dressed and found my drive waiting for me in the driveway. It was slow at the market again. I still owe money for my table rent. I took the dog for a walk tonight then played on the puter. I'm off to surf the internet.

MAR 13/10 11:55 PM

It was slow at the market. I didn't fulfill my dream of making lots of money and going to the beverage store and Deluxe. Oh well, at least I got to take the dog for a walk and take a small nap early in the evening. I'm off for some sleep after I check my e-mail.

MAR 12/10 10:52 PM

I'm in a better mood today. I took a couple of long naps and took the dog for a walk. My puter is working a lot better than last night and I got my wireless network up and running again. I might have to celebrate my good mood by going to the beverage store tomorrow night. Maybe I'll even stop by Deluxe for a cheeseburger platter if I sell anything at the market. I'm off to surf the internet for a while then going to get some beauty sleep.

MAR 12/10 12:22 AM (FOR MAR 11/10)

Holy ole crud. I just wasted over a half hour trying to sign in here. I'm cranky as frig. Other than that it was a good day. I took my parent's dog for a walk, went pedalling, sold some stuff I had laying around the house, took a couple of naps, and went to the beer store. I'm off for a nap before I shoot this fornicating puter. Grrrr.

MAR 10/10 11:44 PM

I took my parent's dog for a walk. Later I took a nap. I went bowling in the evening. My team got our a$$es royally kicked by one of the new teams. I'm off for some beauty rest.

MAR 09/10 11:59 PM

I was a bit under the weather and napped most of the afternoon and evening. This morning we made lasagna,Carribean ham and black bean soup, and country apple berry crisp. I had lasagna for dinner and supper. I'm off for another nap.

MAR 09/10 1:23 PM (FOR MAR 08/10)

It was a productive day. I did a couple of errands, pedalled my bike, went to the beer store, and got my nephew's internet working. I got poopeyed and somehow lost my internet connection. I went to bed early.

MAR 09/10 12:51 PM (FOR MAR 08/10)

It was a productive day. I ran a few errands and went to the beer store twice. By buying supplies for my neighbours I got to keep two government store coupons worth $10.00 each. I spent a couple of hours helping my sister get my nephew's laptop working and, by doing so, frigged up my own internet. A forty five minute call to the phone company to a very patient lady soon had me back on track again. I'm off to get some beauty sleep.

MAR 07/10 11:31 PM

I had a good day at the market. Two people fed me and I relaxed most of the day. In the last hour and a half I sold more than I did all day and the day before. Later I pedalled to the beer store and bought some refreshments. The fresh air and exercise sure felt good. I later took my parent's dog for a walk then played on the puter. I'm off to take a small nap and watch some tv.

MAR 06/10 10:25 PM

Sales were slow at the market again but I ate well. When I got home I took a nap then took the dog for a walk. After that I played on the puter. Last night I saw another mouse. I think he or she was looking for the one I flushed away. Tonight I hope to catch it so it doesn't bug the hell out of me like it did last night. Well, I'm off to build a better mousetrap.

MAR 05/10 10:46 PM

Today was a fairly productive day. I took my parent's dog for three walks, took a few naps, and played on the puter. I decided to open up a vintage 1996 jar of Kraft peanut butter and put some in a couple of mouse traps. Wonder of wonders, I just caught a mouse now. I'm stuck with a dilenema. He's still alive so I don't want to try and take him from the trap. I also don't want any others to see him there or they won't fall for it next time I set it. I'll have to scoop up both him and the trap somehow and give him a burial at sea. I'm off to a small funeral. I will remove my hat and eat a piece of cheese in respect.

MAR 04/09 11:55 PM

Happy Parade Day! March forth, hee hee. We got a poopload of snow. I took the dog for a couple of walks and got quite tired and out of breath both times so I took an extra water pill and slept on the couch most of the day. I came to the girl next door's rescue when she got her minivan stuck in the snow. It felt good to help a damsel in distress. I cooked up some linguine and macaroni between naps. I also found a blueberry pie in the fridge which I ate half of. Such is the day in the life of a rich sofisticated playboy. I think I'll march forth to the bathroom and take a whiz.

MAR 03/10 10:52 PM

I took my parent's dog for two walks. I ate lots of popcorn. My bowling team kicked a$$ tonight, taking six points. I consumed a few beverages in the bar and am mellowed down. I'm off to watch some tv.

MAR 02/10 11:33 PM

My father got out of the hospital so I'm back home again. It feals really good to take a nap on my old couch. I noticed a little mouse running around a couple of times. I was surprised to see him climb to the top of Buddy's cage. I decided the little #$+&$*% has to go so I set a trap for him and hopefully he will be history by early morning. I'm off for another nap.

MAR 01/10 11:46 PM

It was a long unproductive day. It snowed so I didn't get the errands done I had planned to do. The dog rolled around in the snow and ended up rolling in dog poop. Every time I tried to take a nap the phone rang. My father was supposed to get out of the hospital but will be in until tomorrow. The dog has been eating Kitten McNuggetts again and farting up a storm. I think we will have to stop feeding her ham with her steak and cheese. She didn't seam to fart when she had liver, steak, and cheese. My mother has a sore foot and so do I. To make matters worse they are both the left foot so we can't even enter the three legged race unless we want to run in circles. I'm off to raid the fridge then try to get a bit of sleep.