APR 30/06 10:57 AM

It's a nice looking day in Metro Moncton. I'm a bit under the weather this morning. My wagon hit a bump last night and I fell off. I think it rolled over my head. I'm going to do absolutely nothing today. But, how will I know when I'm done? Maybe I'll take a pee just so I don't lose track of time. I'm going for a nap.

APR 29/06 11:20 AM

It's a great looking day out there and I have to get out pedalling later. The dishes have to be washed. The laundry has to be done. The coffee brew has to be harvested. The kitchen cupboards have to be sorted out. The income tax has to get done. I have to take a pee. The living room has to be vacuumed. I have to hang up a couple of bird houses. I have to cook up some soup for dinner. I think I might take a nap after typing all that. I'm still on my wonderful wagon ride. I bought two liters of vintage November 2005 Golden Nut yesterday and I'm watching it age to perfection. I'm officially on the wagon til Monday but I just might stay on it til Friday. I'd better scrap the Friday idea. I forgot I'll be visiting Galpal on Thursday. I'd better get moving before this chair gets too comfortable.

APR 28/06 11:45 AM

I t is some frigging nice outside today. I just got back from a pedalling excursion and I feal great. I think later on I'll pedal down to Frenchie's to invest in some "new to me" clothing. Maybe I'll pick up a wine kit or two. Monday I get to fall off the wagon and, if I don't have my load of angels by then, I'm taking my wagon to Mississauga to get them. I'm getting hungry so I'd better go do some dishes.

APR 27/06 9:21 AM

It's a great looking day in the neighbourhood. My tests went fairly good yesterday. My doctor told me my cholestrol was too high and told me to cut back on the coffee brew. The heart specialist told me my electronics are working real good. My blood pressure is up a bit this morning. I need seven angels to take to Riverview and I only have four. I have twelve more in what appears to be a vacation in Mississauga. I hope they didn't decide to live there. They'll eventually find their way here. I could have sold a few more today if they had arrived. This is day twenty seven of my wonderful wagon ride and I feal like sipping some beer in an effort to drown my sorrows but I'll decline my kind offer. I'm off to find some breakfast.

APR 26/06 7:58 AM

It's a bright sunny looking day in Metro Moncton, a good day for pedalling. I have a doctor appointment halfway across town this morning then meet with the heart specialist this afternoon. I will get to pedal past the bank, bread store, sub shop, Burger King, the beverage store, and a few other points of interest. I can even take a detour and splurge on a shopping spree at the dollar store. Wahoooo. I'd better get packing the gym bag, I'm going on a tour today.

APR 25/06 9:52 AM

Wowsers, It's only eight more months til Christmas and I'm full of Christmas spirit. I didn't say Christmas "spirits" but I might consume some on May the first. This is day twenty five of my wonderful wagon ride and I'm showing no signs of stepping off. I was kicking Jay Spook's arse at crib last night when we had a power surge and both got booted from Pogo. I'll have to teach him a lesson about messing with us old farts later today. I'm hoping a dozen angels show up at my door today and I get to take them on a tour to Riverview on Thursday. I need to sell some to help pay off my credit card and buy some food. I think I'm going for a nap.

APR 24/06 7:41 AM

It's a nice but chilly Monday morning. It's day twenty four of my wonderful wagon ride and I hear my brew bubbling in the laboratory. Ah such a symphony to a scientific wino's ears. I'm just eating some pizza I made from whole wheat toast with pizza sauce and mozzerella cheese. It's quite tasty and hopefully good for me. That friggin Jay Spook kicked my ass last night at crib. There will be no mercy on him the next time we play. Hopefully I should get two deliveries of merchandise today and another by Thursday. I have customers waiting for products and a credit card company waiting for money. I have to organize my cupboards a bit later. I see food that was in there since last year and better either eat it or chuck it soon. Maybe I'll eat it first then end up chucking it. Just kidding. Well, I'm off like a Frog in a bog driving a Unimog.

APR 23/06 12:44 PM

It's a nice sunny Sunday. I was out pedalling awhile ago and picked up twelve boxes of KD that are on sale at three for a dollar. I just poured up a mug of coffee i made two days ago and it is old and cold but tasty and full of caffiene. I have a busy week coming up and think I'll sit back and relax today. I'm in the process of making a gallon of brew made from ginger tea. It should be tasty. Only 45 more days before it's through then 60 minutes before it's gone. Just kidding. I'm going for a nap before I vacuum the living room and do the dishes.

APR 22/06 9:43 AM

It's a nice looking sunny day. It feels a bit chilly here in the puter room. It might be partly because my electrolite level is getting so low as a result of this being day twenty two of my wonderful wagon ride. I have to wash some dishes later and then make a pilgrimage to Sobey's for some peanut butter. When I get back I think I'll clear off my combination filing cabinent/bed then take a nap. I just realized I've been sleeping on the couch at night since last year. I'd better not tell my future wife that I like sleeping on the couch or if I'm ever in the doghouse I'll probably have to sleep in the bathtub or the doghouse. I'd better go find some breakfast before I starve to death.

APR 21/06 9:07 AM

It's Friday again and our team kicked ass last night at bowling. It's cold outside and I heard rumours that it snowed a bit last night. I'm relaxing today and about to start tidying up the old cabin. Yesterday I sold two last supper plates and four butterflies. It cost me $4.00 for busses so you can imagion I didn't make too much money. I got out of the house for three and a half hours. Even though I got soaked and cold going back and forth to the bus stops I delivered a butterfly to a customer like I promised the week before. "Honour before profit".

APR 20/06 8:50 AM

It's a chilly morning here in Metro Moncton and I feal a draft as I type. I have to deliver some butterflies to Riverview today and bowl tonight. What a busy schedule I have in store for me today. I got the laundry done last night, walking to and from the laundrymat in the pouring rain. I should have sprayed the clothes I was wearing with Artic Power and I could have washed them on the way there. My clothes could be called Wash And Wear. A big salute goes out to the town of Creamery Pennsylvania, home of a frequent visitor to my diary. I have to get packing some butterflies. Soon it'll be noon and I don't want the bus to leave without me. Like the French say. "A Reservoir".

APR 19/06 11:03 AM

Gosh darnnit, it's another rainy day in Metro Moncton. I wanted to go pedalling and later put a birdhouse in one of the trees but I guess it'll have to be another day. It's a bit too wet, chilly, and windy out there for me. This is day nineteen of my wonderful wagon ride and my coffee brew is bubbling away in the kitchen beckoning me to step off for a sip or two. Maybe another day I might but today my name is Will Power and I'll do some dishes instead. I've put a major dent in the Mexican soup I cooked a couple of days ago and feal full of p155 and vinegar.

APR 18/06 10:00 AM

It's another rainy day in Metro Moncton. The wind has been hammering at the old homestead all night. I shudder to think of my pilgrimage to Riverview this afternoon. Yesterday I made a gallon of mexican soup and am getting tired of it after a mere five bowls. I have lots more of it in the fridge. My little business/hobby is starting to take off. I'm not making a lot of money but sure having fun at it. I wish I had started it last fall so I'd have had something to do all winter. Oh well live and learn. Today looks like a great day for a haircut and I'd cut it right now except I'm waiting for the postman to drop off a package. I hate answering the door with only half a haircut. I'd better get packing the gym bag. I have things to do, people to see, and butterflies to sell.

APR 17/06 10:01 AM

It's raining here in Metro Moncton and my idea of going for a bike pedal has just gone down the toobs. I also was going to do the laundry today. I wonder if it'll work if I hang the clothes on the line to get washed when it's raining and leave them out to dry when it's sunny. I dare not take the chance around here. Today would be a great day to make up a half gallon of mexican soup. Yeee ha, Amigo, I'm off to play in the kitchen. Later I might take a nap.

APR 16/06 10:09 AM

If April showers bring may flowers then after all the rain we got last night I think a boatload of Pilgrims is on it's way. No biking for me today. I'll just stay inside and tidy up the cabin a bit (pick up stuff from point A and pile it in point B). The coffee brew is coming along nicely and maybe I'll have to sip or guzzle some next month. This chair is getting too comfortable. I'd better get up before I'm here all day.

APR 15/06 10:49 AM

Here it is 10:49 AM in sunny Metro Moncton. This is my second attempt at posting this entry. The site was down awhile ago and I lost all my typing. I woke up full of energy today and vacuumed the puter room and extra bedroom. Wowser's, Buddy loses lots of bird fluff this time of year. There were feathers and bird seed everywhere. I went to vacuum the living room and he flew out of his cage squacking away as he sailed around the room. I decided to vacuum later after I put his cage on his puter chair and load up some mp3's for him. I think I'm going to celebrate the fifteenth day of my wonderful wagon ride and pedal up to Arnold's later and buy a couple loaves of bread. I'll pick up a lottery ticket on the way back and maybe win enough to buy a Unimog. I'd better get moving before I grow roots in this chair again. It's bad enough I'm a couch potato let alone become a pumpkin in a chair too. Well, just like Marie Anntoinette's head, I'm off.

APR 14/06 10:24 AM

It's a dark and chilly looking morning in Metro Moncton. I was going to for a bike pedal but I lost my ambition after I looked outside. This is day fourteen of my wonderful wagon ride and I'm showing no signs of falling off yet. Yesterday I went to my favourite bowling center to talk to a bowler about something. Another bowler asked me what I was doing lately so I told him I sold butterflies. As I was showing him my butterfly pins another bowler grabbed my butterflies and went from table to table selling them while I yacked and drank coffee. I wish I would have brought another twenty four with me. He then went on to sell eight angels. Thanks Winston. It was a good trip. Now I have to go back next Tuesday and Thursday to try to sell more. This selling stuff is getting fun. I'm going for a nap.

APR 13/06 10:02 AM

It's a grand looking day in the neighbourhood. I am in a happy mood. I kicked Jayopolis76's arse royally at crib last night. In the last game I felt he should have two more points for the pair he didn't want to count (the double skunks). Right now I'm burning off a few picture disks of my products in an effort to make cheap catalogues. They're a bit primitive looking but not too bad.

APR 12/06 10:12 AM

It looks like another fine day in the neighbourhood. Myself and the landlord plan to pedal to Centennial Park this afternoon. He wants to bike to Shediac but I'm not that ambitious yet. This is day twelve of my wonderful wagon ride and pedalling past the St George St beverage store will determine if I step, jump, or fall off it. I really liked cooking class yesterday. Being a Kraft Dinner chef I mostly stayed out of everybody else's way and did a lot of dishes. I did find out that I chop a mean green pepper. I brought home eight dishes of food. I honestly think I got my $7.65 worth. It was worth that much just to get me out of the house two days in a row.

APR 11/06 9:23 AM

It's a great looking day in the neighbourhood. The sun is shining. I've been up for a couple of hours. It's day 11 of my wonderful wagon ride and I'm full of piss and vinegar. This afternoon I have to pedal across town for my cooking class. Yesterday we planned the menue and today we get to cook and eat it. Wahoooooooo. I gotta go take a nap.

APR 10/06 8:17

It's 8:18 AM, Monday morning and I'm just drying off from the bath tub. Soon I'll be pedalling across town in an effort to learn how to cook. I hope I have fun. The bank and bread store are on the way so it won't be a wasted trip. I even get to pass by Handi's store where they sell 99 cent subs. I get to pass by the beverage store, too, but I'm on day 10 of my wonderful wagon ride. I'd better start pedalling.

APR 09/06 12:02 PM

It looks like a great day outside. I might have to hike down to deluxe for a cheeseburger platter later. I finally got my new site built. It's called www.willysfinegifts.bravehost.com . I don't plan to sell much but at least local people can see some of my products. This is day nine of my wonderful wagon ride and I've got my seatbelt on so I don't fall off. I'm off for a nap.

APR 08/06 1:56 PM

It's the weekend again and I have today off. Wahooo. I've been trying to build a new website and accidently wiped it out twice and once on purpose already. I need a break. My lottery ticket only had one number out of six right so there is no Unimog in my driveway yet. I think I'm going to Deluxe for a cheeseburger platter after I take a nap.

APR 07/06 7:55 PM

It's been a long day and I think I need a nap. I got the third box of my order today. It was some frigging heavy. I have boxes everywhere. I even have boxes full of boxes. Last night at bowling my team only took two points. I couldn't bowl worth poop. I did, however, manage to sell an angel and seven butterfly pins while I was at the bowling center. I thought that was pretty good because I only sold to my team and the competition. I have to keep a low profile with selling or everybody'll start selling there. I checked my bank account to see if it was still there and,Wahoooo, there was a GST cheque deposited. I forgot all about it and didn't even know it was there. I have to go and take a nap then celebrate with a Deluxe cheeseburger platter with extra ketchup.

APR 06/06 12:39 PM

Wowsers, We got snow last night. "I'm Dreaming Of A White Chrismas". I got two out of three boxes of my order this morning and now my small business is up and running or at least walking slow. This is day six of my wonderful wagon ride and there are snow snow tires on the wagon. I'd feal safer if I was driving a Unimog but, oh well, that will be after I win the lottery. I better go check my ticket. But first I'll take a nap.

APR 05/06 10:46 AM

I think I'm toast. I played crib til about 3:00 AM this morning then was back up at 5:00 AM to play with Google Earth. What a frigging toy! http://earth.google.com/ I'm going for a nap (after I take a drive through New York).

APR 04/06 7:31 AM

It's Tuesday again and I'm up and about. I didn't get much sleep last night but I got lots of exercise rolling over and tossing and turning. I think, sniff sniff, today will be laundry day. I was broken hearted yesterday. I had to throw out a big pot of vegetable soup that started to ferment. I guess the frozen vegetables my landlord gave me must have been thawed out and refrozen or something. This is day four of my wonderful wagon ride. I hope I don't fall off. I gotta go do some dishes then I might take a nap.

APR 03/06 8:19 AM

It's a bright sunny day and I feal like King For A Day. I've been on the throne three times today already. I think I'd better cut back on the vegetables. This is my third day riding on the wagon. I'd rather ride in a Unimog full of beer but I need to win the lottery first. I think I'll take today off and do nothing, kind of like yesterday, only I'll do it slower. I'm off like a hat in church.

APR 02/06 1:17 PM

It's a nice looking day but a bit dark and chilly. I'm on day two of my wagon ride and so far there are no bumps in the road. Last night I was on the puter around 1:30 am and a few minutes later I looked at the clock and it said 3:00 am. I was sober and I knew I didn't doze off. I was completely amazed at how fast the time went. I never thought til I looked at my alarm clock that the time changed. The dishes finally got done yesterday and I was so happy I dirtied more up. I think I'm going for a nap.

APR 01/06 9:41 AM

It's a lovely day in the neighbourhood. The sun is shining and I'm as happy as a frog in a bog driving a unimog. My energy level is a bit low today. I think all the fresh air and cheap cooking wine has caught up with me. I don't think I really had to eat those two steaks yesterday but they were good. This is day one of Wuddle's Wonderful Wagon Ride. I'm officially on the wagon for a month. I've got almost ten hours in already. That's the longest I've lasted this month. I'm going for a nap.