JUL 31/06 5:34 AM

It looks like it's going to be a nice day in downtown Taterland. It's still quite dark out but judging by the fresh air from when I took a pee in the back yard I'd say it's going to be sunny and not too hot later on. I tried my hand at the flea market and sold a Cheech And Chong video and some batteries for $4.00. I didn't quite make the cover of Fortune 500 magazine but I had fun. Last night myself and Mrs W stopped at Lincoln Big Stop on the way up and I consumed a huge plate of fried clams and french fries. Buuuurp, excuse me. It's back to salad again for today. I didn't pack my trusty scale with me so I have to be careful up here. I'm off to eat some salad.

JUL 30/06 6:58 AM

It's another nice day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 238 pounds. Looks like I missed my goal this week by 4 pounds. I'm off to the flea market shortly and Mrs. W will be off to church. I survived my 26 hour fast and even stretched it into 26 1/2 hours. Just call me Will Power. I'm off to get some breakfast.

JUL 29/06 9:41 AM

It's going to be very hot today in sunny metro Moncton. I just weighed in at a soaking wet 241 pounds. I'm on a 26 hour fast in an effort to remotely come close to tomorrow's goal of 234 pounds. Oh well, If Jay Spook can win at crib, maybe miracles can happen. I'm all fired up about the flea market tomorrow. If I don't make any money at least some people will know I'm still alive. It's quite a fealing to say hi to somebody and have them reply "I thought you're supposed to be dead." Well, I' off to the kitcken to open the refridgerater door and look inside.

JUL 28/06 10:00 AM

It looks like another hot day at the old homestead. Mrs W has gone to the gym then is off mall hopping. I'll stay home and surf porn sites, er ah, I mean do the dishes. I think we're off to the park this afternoon. I weighed in at 241 pounds this morning so I guess I'll be eating just salad if we barbeque. I'm off to find some breakfast.

JUL 27/06 9:04 AM

It's another great day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 245 pounds. I stayed up til almost 5 am yacking on the puter. I think I'm going back to bed.

JUL 26/06 9:29 AM

It's another nice day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 241 pounds. Yesterday myself and Mrs W. had a barbeque at Wolfe Lake in Funday Park. It was so windy that the barbeque kept blowing out. This didn't bug me til the wind blew my only beer over. That did it, we were off to Kinnie Brook. The steaks cooked up good up on the hill and I got high on the fresh air. I'm off for some breakfast.

JUL 25/06 7:01 AM

It looks like another nice day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 238 pounds this morning and I'm quite happy with that. Yesterday was a productive day. I did the dishes, went to the motor vehicle branch twice to renew my driver's liscence, the drug store, the supermarket, the beer store, and the laundrymat. I even cooked up some cantonese pork for dinner which, surprisingly, both Mrs W. and myself agreed was quite good. This morning I have to take inventory and do some pricing in preparation for my attempt at having a table at the flea market this coming Sunday. Today after Mrs W. gets back from the gym we plan to go to Fundy Park for a barbeque. I'd better get moving, the day is almost over, hee hee.

JUL 24/06 7:15 AM

It looks like another nice day in metro Moncton. I weighed in at 240 pounds. Mrs W. defrosted the freezer last night. Wowsers there was enough ice in and around the thing to play hockey on. It looks like Yahoo Messanger is down again. Yesterday, Yahoo groups was acting up and the day before, it was trouble with Yahoo Messenger. I'm off for a carrot.

JUL 23/06 2:50 PM

It's another nice day in metro Moncton. My company arrived safely last night and we just got back from the flea market and going out to dinner. I weighed in at 240 pounds today so I turned down desert and had black coffee instead of the usual root beer. I'm going for a nap.

JUL 22/06 7:39 AM

It's a great looking day in metro Moncton. The sun is shining and it looks like it's going to be warm out. I just weighed in at 242 pounds. Last night I lost to that frigging Jay Spook at crib. The lucky won a couple of games because it was my crib in the last hand and he got to count first. I have lots of work to do around the old homestead as I have company visiting later. I'm off for some breakfast.

JUL 21/06 11:26 AM

It's another nice day in metro Moncton. I'm a bit under the weather today. I inhaled a few beverages last night. I think I got my ass kicked at crib, too. Today I weighed in at 243 pounds, a bit away from this Sunday;s goal of 237 pounds. Oh well, nobody ever said it was easy being me. I'm off for some breakfast.

JUL 20/06 10:50 PM

Today I weighed in at 243 pounds. Last night Jay Spook kicked my ass royally at crib. It was a good day to get out of the house. I got out biking a bit and stopped at the beer store. Holy poop, between chatting with nice ladies and superior crib players, I'm still typing away at this diary entry I thought I had already posted at 5:30 am. What the heck, I'm going for more breakfast.

JUL 19/06 9:11 AM

It's another nice day in metro Moncton and I sure slept good last night. I guess the last couple of days just tuckered me right out. Today I weighed in at 244 pounds but most of that is from all the water I drank yesterday. Last night Jay Spook kicked my arse at crib, which usually really isn't much to worry about, except this time I think he used my foot to do it. I have to tidy up the old homestead today. Company is coming to visit on Saturday and it would be nice if I shovelled a path through the place to get to the other room. I'm off for some breakfast.

JUL 18/06 12:45 PM

It's a nice day in metro Moncton even though I'm a bit under the weather. I think I inhaled a couple of beverages too many last night. I made it to cooking class about 45 minutes late and found the bike pedalling to be a bit challenging. I'm going to get some breakfast and then take a nap.

JUL 17/06 6:00 AM

It looks like it's going to be another nice day here in metro Moncton. Today I weighed in at 241 pounds. I'm only one pound behind schedule. Last night Jay Spook chickened out and never showed up for crib. I guess hauling around the Wuddle Cup is a big dog's job and the poor pup just couldn't handle it. I'm off to find some breakfast.

JUL 16/06 9:43 AM

It's another nice looking day in metro Moncton. A nice breeze is blowing in through the old homestead. Today I weighed in at 242 pounds, just 2 pounds short of my goal. I lost a whole 5 pounds since yesterday, wahoooooo.I'm off for some breakfast.

JUL 15/06 7:28 AM

It looks like a nice day in metro Moncton. The birds are singing and a little dog is barking away. I weighed in at 247 pounds and doubt I'll reach my goal of 240 pounds by tomorrow. I'm on a water and carrot diet til Monday as an experiment. It looks like a good day to do the dishes or some laundry. I'm off to eat a carrot.

JUL 14/06 8:23 AM

It looks like another great day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 246 pounds so I'm cutting back on my calories today and limiting my water intake. Yesterday I think I drank about 8 liters but peed out about 3 liters. I'm off to find some breakfast.

JUL 13/06 8:24 AM

It's a rainy day here in metro Moncton. It looks like a good day to do some dishes and make some new brew or something. I weighed in at 245 pounds again today and have come to the conclusion that I'd better keep away from Jay Spook's barbeque for at least a few days. I'm off to find some breakfast.

JUL 12/06 8:36 AM

It looks like another nice day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 245 pounds. I'm having a carrot for breakfast and am slowly getting ready to go on a biking excursion. I lost at crib last night. Jay Spook won 2/3 games squeaking to the finish line by a couple of points each time. Iguess that makes me the official little dog on the team. I'll eat my kibbles and bits to get ready for next time.

JUL 11/06 9:29 AM

I think I'm a hurting unit. The beer and carrots from last night are taking their toll on me. Oh well, the chair in the thinking room is quite comfortable. I'm going to get some breakfast then go for a nap.

JUL 10/06 10:23 AM

It's another sunny day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 245 pounds so I'm off for a bike ride. I think I'll tell everybody I see while I'm out of my massive 1 out of 1 crib victory against Jay Spook last night. While I'm gone I hope the dishes do themselves. I gotta mosey on before I raid the fridge.

JUL 09/06 7:28 AM

It looks like another great day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 245 pounds missing my goal by 2 pounds. I possibly shouldn't have drank all that water before going to bed about 3 AM. After I take my water pill I should be back down to 343 pounds within a few hours. My crib opponent couldn't handle the competition last night and went to bed early after a couple of games. The poor little guy just couldn't keep up with the big dogs. Don't worry there, pup, I won't tell anybody. I'm off to get breakfast then do the dishes.

JUL 08/06 10:52 AM

Even though I'm a bit under the weather it looks like another great day in metro Moncton. Possibly I may have inhaled a couple of beverages too many last night. I just weighed in at 245 pounds and need to lose 2 pounds by tomorrow. It might be a challenge. Last night I went to play crib but Icouldn't find my cowardly opponent. I guess I scared him away with my phenominal 4-0 win a couple of nights ago. I sure make good jam. I'm quite impressed with the results. I'm off to do the dishes.

JUL 07/06 6:55 AM

It looks like another great day in metro Moncton. The sun is shining and there is a slight chill in the air. Fat Joe chickened out from playing crib last night so I am still the champ. In a short time the crib king (my humble self) will be pedalling across Moncton posing for pictures and signing autographs. I might be exagerating a small bit. I'm goimg to pick some strawberries then make some strawberry jam. Then I'm stopping by Arnold's for a loaf of bread ot two befor having a feast of peanut butter and jam sandwhiches. I have to go find some breakfast.

JUL 06/06 6:07 AM

It looks like another nice day in metro Moncton. I feal quite happy this morning despite the fact I weighed in at 244 pounds, 1 pound up from yesterday. I think I kicked Fat Joe's ass so bad 2 nights ago that he was too scared to play last night. Oh well, the Wuddle Cup looks nice on my puter desktop. I've been up since 4 am so I'm going for a nap. When I get up I think I'll take a walk then do some stretching. I'm off to my couch for a couple of hours.

JUL 05/065:56 AM

It's a dark looking day in metro Moncton. It might be because the sun hasn't come up yet. I think it's going to be a nice day. I just weighed in at 243 pounds which is my goal for next Sunday. Yesterday myself and Fat Joe had a barbeque. The steak, potatoes, and fake beer sure were good. I was full when we were done. Buuuuuurrrrp, excuse me. I feal bad. I booted Fat Joe's arse 4 games in a row at crib. That'll learn him. Never mess with a lean mean crib playing machine. Yo, Joe, don't forget to polish up the trophy before you hand it over. I'm off to find some breakfast.

JUL 04/06 6:53 AM

It looks like it's going to be another nice day in metro Moncton. I just weighed in at 244 pounds. That's one pound above next Sunday's goal. Last night that lucky Fat Joe beat me at crib again but only because he got to count first in the last hand. I suppose I'll be reminded about it when we barbeque later today. I'm off to find some breakfast.

JUL 03/06 9:14 AM

It's a 50-50 looking day in metro Moncton. Iwas out pedalling in the nice sun and a few drops started falling. Now the sun is back out again. I think I'll take today off and get caught up on a few chores before the Red Cross declares this place a disaster area. I weighed in at 246 pounds again which was yesterday's goal. It sure rained here last night. The thunder and lightning was pretty bad. Oh well, maybe the crime rate dropped last night because of the rain. Last night I put the boots to Fat Jou in crib. The poor guy didn't know what hit him. I hope he doesn't think getting high speed will help either. He will just lose faster. Ha ha ha, I am the champ. I'm off to find some breakfast.

JUL 02/06 7:43 AM

It's a nice day in metro Moncton. It's so peaceful in the neighbourhood not like it was last night. What a racket. A seamingly endless parade of noisy drunken bastards hollering til after 3:30 AM must of kept many a neighbour awake. Add that to all the noisy sirens and you've got a noisy Mo Fugger of a night. I suppose it was a holliday on a date after the government cheques came in. I feal like putting the speakers outside and cranking up some good gospel music, but in reality if I did, somebody would break in and steal them at the first opportunity. I just weighed in at 247 pounds, just a pound short of my weekly goal. Woe is me, I'm a failure again. I'm going to find some breakfast.

JUL 01/06 7:28 AM

It looks like a great day in metro Moncton. I got my arse kicked by Fat Joe at crib again last night. That must be the second or third time I lost this year. I just weighed in at 246 pounds. Tomorrow's goal is 246. Here is my problem. I am one day ahead of my goal so I think I deserve some beer to celebrate my victory. But, do I dare drink it in case I put a pound back on by tomorrow and miss my goal by a pound. This decision making will haunt me all day or at least til the beer store opens. I'm off to find some breakfast.